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Dan Cronin

@dancronin24.bsky.social
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Longtime Conan writer (NBC/TBS, 97th Oscars) Writer, 'Tis the Grinch Holiday Podcast, (Wondery.) Voiceover guy. "Do you still do standup?" "Sometimes, yeah."

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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Just saw this - TODAY
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howtosurvive.bsky.social @howtosurvive.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Today we’re learning How to Survive burning mouths and hot dogs with @dancronin24.bsky.social!
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
While Trump wastes millions on a military parade in DC, we're mobilizing everywhere else to show that organized people power is stronger than his authoritarian aspirations. app.sosha.ai/s/cw9UWcFG
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Join me on June 14
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Not great personality trait: I’m the king of “Notify Anyway.”
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
To me it just looks like everything that it is stolen from.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Haha no this was for playing a Minion on Kimmel
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
$$$$$$$$
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Show Idea: "Too Many Jalens."
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Shawn Carlow @shawncarlow.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
From the Simply line of products:
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randy39.bsky.social @randy39.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
ART OF THE FOLD........
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RIO LINDA MEX 🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇦🦍aka Gus Gallegos @riolindamex.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
IF YOU HAVEN’T READ IT DO YOURSELF A FAVOR!
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
“Are we becoming an autocracy?” I thought to myself, while breaking rocks at my local detention camp.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Weird question to ask, I know, but is anyone interested in buying 250 cargo ships?
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It's like American Hamas. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
theguardian.com
Far-right fight groups endorse ‘youth clubs’ targeting US young men and boys
Using fitness and sports as entry points into neo-Nazi ideologies, ‘youth club’ chapters are proliferating across US
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Enjoy your hurricanes, mudslides, floods, wildfires, water shortages, insanely cold and insanely hot weather, everyone!
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Trump looking over a large port. All of the incoming cargo ships are carrying large “L’s.”
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Her parents confirmed she died by suicide.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I mean if you were ever gonna launch a conspiracy theory, this is a pretty rich place to start.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I really hope she left a note.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Like Free Bird.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Hey birds! Hearing your new songs today. Sounds a LOT like your old stuff, FYI.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This requires an investigation immediately!
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I think I will trust NPR over whatever the fuck “Amuse” is. If musk retweets it it must be false. That’s a 100% reliable rule.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Millions of people think this story is completely fake just because Musk said it was. I hate where we are and I want these guys to pay
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
There is no explanation for why no one is talking about this story
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
cc: idiots
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Brian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
“Rublight: The Light You Can Rub On Anything”. One of my favorite old insane fake commercials from “Conan”, written by and starring Dan Cronin. @dancronin24.bsky.social #FlashbackFriday youtu.be/bGROryzHLII?si… via @YouTube
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Rublight: The Light You Can Rub On Anything | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Team Coco
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Look - times are tough in the USA, but at least there's newly released video of Jeremy Renner's snowplow accident.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Guys, I did it. I unsubscribed from updates from Snapfish.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Thanks so much!
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
An Italian waiter listening to me order in Italian.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Non ci sono parole per esprimere il mio amore. Solo immagini.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
How about a random photo of my grandmother from around, I don't know 1982?
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Oh yeah! Bluesky. How's everyone doing?
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
We should start a war with China if they don't reimburse every US citizen for the shit they bought from them off Instagram.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
You’re not gonna believe this, but Jeff Probst is 81!
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Well, humanity is pretty much over. I might try to start making friends with crows.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
“Also why are you here?”
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Be right there, I just have to delete 25000 emails from Snapfish, TripAdvisor and Casper mattresses.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Is there any chance Sam only wanted to do one take?
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Incompetence in Washington puts every American at risk, no matter how you voted. No one should be happy that the DOGE team - the same folks who randomly published classified U.S. security information online today - wants access to your bank account & Social Security numbers.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I have been obsessed with this for MONTHS!!!!
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