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Dan Cronin

@dancronin24.bsky.social
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Longtime Conan writer (NBC/TBS, 97th Oscars) Writer, 'Tis the Grinch Holiday Podcast, (Wondery.) Voiceover guy. "Do you still do standup?" "Sometimes, yeah."

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howtosurvive.bsky.social @howtosurvive.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Today we’re learning How to Survive burning mouths and hot dogs with @dancronin24.bsky.social!
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
While Trump wastes millions on a military parade in DC, we're mobilizing everywhere else to show that organized people power is stronger than his authoritarian aspirations. app.sosha.ai/s/cw9UWcFG
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Join me on June 14
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Not great personality trait: I’m the king of “Notify Anyway.”
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
$$$$$$$$
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Show Idea: "Too Many Jalens."
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Shawn Carlow @shawncarlow.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
From the Simply line of products:
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randy39.bsky.social @randy39.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
ART OF THE FOLD........
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RIO LINDA MEX 🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇦🦍aka Gus Gallegos @riolindamex.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
IF YOU HAVEN’T READ IT DO YOURSELF A FAVOR!
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
“Are we becoming an autocracy?” I thought to myself, while breaking rocks at my local detention camp.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Weird question to ask, I know, but is anyone interested in buying 250 cargo ships?
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It's like American Hamas. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Far-right fight groups endorse ‘youth clubs’ targeting US young men and boys
Using fitness and sports as entry points into neo-Nazi ideologies, ‘youth club’ chapters are proliferating across US
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Trump looking over a large port. All of the incoming cargo ships are carrying large “L’s.”
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Hey birds! Hearing your new songs today. Sounds a LOT like your old stuff, FYI.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This requires an investigation immediately!
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
cc: idiots
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Brian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
“Rublight: The Light You Can Rub On Anything”. One of my favorite old insane fake commercials from “Conan”, written by and starring Dan Cronin. @dancronin24.bsky.social #FlashbackFriday youtu.be/bGROryzHLII?si… via @YouTube
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Rublight: The Light You Can Rub On Anything | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Team Coco
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Look - times are tough in the USA, but at least there's newly released video of Jeremy Renner's snowplow accident.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Guys, I did it. I unsubscribed from updates from Snapfish.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Thanks so much!
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
An Italian waiter listening to me order in Italian.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Non ci sono parole per esprimere il mio amore. Solo immagini.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
How about a random photo of my grandmother from around, I don't know 1982?
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Oh yeah! Bluesky. How's everyone doing?
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
We should start a war with China if they don't reimburse every US citizen for the shit they bought from them off Instagram.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
You’re not gonna believe this, but Jeff Probst is 81!
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Well, humanity is pretty much over. I might try to start making friends with crows.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
“Also why are you here?”
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Be right there, I just have to delete 25000 emails from Snapfish, TripAdvisor and Casper mattresses.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Incompetence in Washington puts every American at risk, no matter how you voted. No one should be happy that the DOGE team - the same folks who randomly published classified U.S. security information online today - wants access to your bank account & Social Security numbers.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I'm using the word "cunt" again. Sorry. Elon Musk is a cunt. Donald Trump is a cunt. Stephen Miller? Cunt. Anyone who voted for Trump? Cunts.
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
We’re done here. Right?
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Dems should propose a law that immediately requires every fed agency to post on @bsky.app account, every outlay with a detailed description, $, and a link to existing gov sites with in depth details Rather than trying to keep Elon out, pre-empt him so he cant miss characterize spending.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Is it just me or did Fox broadcasting accept money from a completely insane man who promoted a website in his commercial that just directed to a website selling a sweatshirt with a Swastika on it? And am I really crazy or is no one fucking talking about it? #whatthefuck
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Watched Superbowl with parents of teenage boys, who were there. Glad I took the over on the usage of "Bro."
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Trump/Musk shutting down USAID puts us all at greater risk.
A screenshot of a tweet from Jennifer Griffin (@JenGriffinF). The tweet quotes Atul Gawande, a former USAID official: "Two weeks ago I was combatting diseases. We had 21 serious outbreaks at the time worldwide. Three are serious now: an Ebola outbreak in the capital of Uganda. Bird flu has broken out in 49 countries. Our efforts to contain them have all been shut down."
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Atul Gawande @agawande.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Musk's claim that just 10% of US aid reaches recipients is absurd. @cgdev lays out the facts: - US gov costs are just 10% - Rest reaches recipients mostly thru US corps/nonprofits + multilateral agencies - ~10% goes thru foreign organizations www.cgdev.org/blog/no-90-p...
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No, 90 Percent of Aid Is Not Skimmed Off Before Reaching Target Communities
A viral claim, spread and amplified by Elon Musk, suggests that only 10 percent of USAID money reaches its intended beneficiaries. This is a wildly incorrect and misleading interpretation of a differe...
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The White House will be reduced to rubble by people with pitchforks if they get rid of Medicaid. www.tiktok.com/@mentallydiv...
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AOC gives me the tea on the Treasury!!! LOCK IN!! #aoc #tea #treasury
TikTok video by Brian Baez
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
For those of you who didn't vote for Kamala Harris over the Gaza issue, congrats on the new Trump Gaza Hotel & Casino, coming March 2027.
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 03/02/2025
Musk claims he was told -- I'll have to check the recording to see by whom -- that the Bureau of Engraving and Printing in D.C. has all broken windows and is a homeless encampment and no one goes to work there. (That's bullshit. I drive by that building all the time.)
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
CVS has all the wrong things locked up. Free the razors, cold medicine and boner supplements. Lock up OREO popsicles.
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Dan Cronin @dancronin24.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Emilia Perez is one of those musicals where you're like, "Oh I really, really wish this was not a musical."
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