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Dan Collins

@dancollinscomedy.bsky.social
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Music, Theatre and Comedy | A Mad Scientist ☝️🥸📢 www.linktr.ee/okdancollins

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Dune! The Musical @dunethemusical.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Fringe starts soon... www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm so excited to be sharing three shows this year at the Edinburgh Fringe. The Daily Strum, a comedy/music showcase Dune! The Musical, my baby. And debuting this year, the Café Du Cabaret, a clown-jam wrap-party on the 30th
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Slow BOO!s Dave @wellingtonskeleton.space · 02/08/2026
And to be earnest for a moment, D!TM is a genuinely thoughtful/clever/unique take on adapting a quite long and sort of unusual novel into a 60-minute one-man show, without falling into the trap of being facile or a pisstake. There ARE jokes (many of them! Good ones!) but it's not *A* joke.
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Dune! The Musical @dunethemusical.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Back for the 2026 Edinburgh Festival Fringe 🪱 www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The Daily Strum is back for the 2026 Edinburgh Festival Fringe Music and Comedy everyday at 11am What a great way to start the day! www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Starship Troopers is one of best films ever made. Still holds up incredible well. No notes. #letsgobugs
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Dune! The Musical @dunethemusical.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Dune! The Musical is coming to Bristol for one night only on 20th Feb Editor's Choice at Headfirst Bristol ❤️ hdfst.uk/e143850
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Dune The Musical at Bristol Music Club
A memoir in song by the Earl of Caladan, trusted adviser to the Padisha Emperor and beloved troubadour-warrior, the bard, Gurney Halleck. Following the success of his work on A Child's History of Mu...
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Hecc yeah Want to perform at my showcase? The Daily Strum is back in 2026. Link in bio for more ;)
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Back to being Dan. Being a Larry was too much responsibility 🥵
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Dune Quotes @dunequotes.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The way the mind will lean under stress is strongly influenced by training.
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Dune! The Musical @dunethemusical.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas to all my Fremens and even to the Guild Navigators at the back! May you receive the gifts of perfect prescience and abundant moisture ❤️ Now go; eat, drink, be merry, and bring ruin to the Harkonnen swine! Love and wishes Gurney Xx #dune #dunethemusical
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Knock Knock Who's there? [REDACTED]
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
A good book is hard to put down. A good dumbbell is hard to pick up.
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I studied zen for years. I learned nothing.
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I ran into an old friend at the gym. The treadmill is broken.
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Hear about the miracle dog? Man's blessed friend 🐶
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/12/2025
Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended theonion.com/unconventional-directo…
Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
What is yoghurt but cheese interrupted
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is smiling with a green sign that says " join the race " in the corner
ALT: a man is smiling with a green sign that says " join the race " in the corner
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I heard there was a secret meat With paprika, and spicy heat But you don't really care for sausage Nduja ...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Any Dune fans in Bristol? 🪱
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Steve Lombardi @smlombardi.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I don't know what this means, but I agree
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Very fun weekend in Liverpool 🎭
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Star Wars Explained @starwarsexplained.com · 06/12/2025
IT’S HAPPENING! The original theatrical version of Star Wars is coming to theaters in 2027: youtu.be/qfXvdFcvhNY?...
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IT'S HAPPENING! The Star Wars THEATRICAL EDITION is Coming to Theaters!
YouTube video by Star Wars Explained
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Tickets still available for tonight's show in Liverpool 🪱 One hour, 15 songs, and a whole lot of mOiStUrE... 🤤 @dunethemusical.bsky.social #dune #dunethemusical #comedy #tragedy #musicaltheatre #storytellimg #scifi www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Liv...
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I'm sharing @dunethemusical.bsky.social this Saturday in #Liverpool at the Outpost on Renshaw St. Still got some tickets available, link below; www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Liv...
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?”
Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh”

Panel 2: 
Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this”

Panel 3: 
Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break.

Panel 4: 
Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 30/11/2025
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
IT’S CATURDAY AT SLUGGO’S TOO!
SLUGGO IS ON THE TELEPHONE WITH NANCY AND SAYS… CATS

HE IS SURROUNDED BY CATS , THEY ARE CLIMBING ON HIS SHOULDERS AND SITTING ON HIS LAP.
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Jon M. Sweeney @jonmsweeney.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Here’s a thought for this weekend: don’t shop. Read. Write.
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Pleasance @pleasance.co.uk · 19/11/2025
We're hiring for the brand new role of Programme Adminstrator 💫 The Programme Administrator will be one of the primary points of contact for all performing companies within the Pleasance’s festival programme Deadline for applications: 28/11/26 Check our website to apply!
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
This is actually pretty smooth
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/11/2025
I know it's hardly the top priority, but could is there any way we could add "mandatory headphone jack on every smartphone" to the Woke 2 agenda?
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
So if AI succeeds loads of people lose their jobs as they're replaced by AI, and if AI fails, loads of people lose their jobs as the economy crashes?
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Do you have skills? Do you have bills?
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Meritocracy is a scam, everyone deserves a life a leisure and billionaires should pay for it.
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
hell yes i hope it devours us all
"a carnivorous death ball has emerged from the deep"
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 06/11/2025
Demotivational posted style meme. Image of Abe Simpson "style at the time macro" text outside image captioned "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS, which was the style at the time."
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Dan Collins @dancollinscomedy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Websites now ask to "look for and connect to any device on your local network". On what planet is that a reasonable request?
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I' LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY
NANCY IS GOING TO A COSTUME PARTY DRESSED AS AN EGG
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 01,1946
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- SLUGGO HAS BOUGHT NANCY A CROWN.

SLUGGO: I DECIDED TO MAKE YOU MY QUEEN, SO I BOUGHT YOU A CROWN

NANCY: OH, THANKS, YOUR MAJESTY

P2- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET WEARING THIER CROWNS.

NANCY: он, воу --
I FEEL LIKE REAL QUEEN

P3- NANCY: QUITE A LINE
AT THE BAKER'S
TODAY

SLUGGO: YES - -
THERE'S A BREAD SHORTAGE

P4-NANCY: LET THEM EAT CAKE
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