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@danbernard.bsky.social
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Ex-academic, current local government stooge New York Mets He/they, Jewish, Queer marxonculture.substack.com

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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Putting this back out there for no reason at all
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Folks in the other place doing these
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Idk if this is controversial, but I think for 2027, I'd rather have a healthy Jorge Polanco playing 120 games at DH and taking the occasional rep at 1B than a declining Marcus Semien clogging up 2B
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Torn between wanting the White Sox to be this year's team of destiny and go all the way, and not wanting to hand a victory to the catholic church
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Starting to think the secret to getting a film stuck in my craw is casting Zach Cherry in a bit part as an asshole
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I wrote a thing on some of the discourse surrounding fanfic about a certain problematic boy wizard
marxonculture.substack.com
Fanfiction and Misguided Moral Certainty
LEAVE BRITNEY* ALONE!! (*people who write fanfiction about problematic IP)
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One of my closest, dearest friends is trying to get me into American Football. I find it confusing as all hell, do I bite, or is it all just shouting numbers, CTE and wife beating?
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Average MLB player Wikipedia page
Wikipedia sections:

Early life
Baseball
Racially insensitive comments
Personal life and family
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I wrote a thing on some of the discourse surrounding fanfic about a certain problematic boy wizard
marxonculture.substack.com
Fanfiction and Misguided Moral Certainty
LEAVE BRITNEY* ALONE!! (*people who write fanfiction about problematic IP)
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Back on bsky because the Mets are fun again
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ric sanchez @ricsanchez.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this is one of the coolest catches i've ever seen, not even considering the context
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I know the least cool thing in the world to be right now is an Aaron Sorkin enjoyer, but sit me down for two hours of his dialogue and I’m gonna have a good time even if it looks like dogshit and someone says something like “she’s disrupting” with absolute seriousness
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Genuinely wouldn’t put it past the mets to be the first team to do it
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@cooperlund.online I’ve been desperately trying to watch Eephus since I found out about it. Problem is I live in the UK and it’s not available to rent/buy/stream anywhere here as far as I can tell. Any advice about how I can see it without resorting to 🏴‍☠️?
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
For the sake of my health, I’m going to watch Ocean’s Eleven instead of the Mets tonight
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is the most joyous game, holy shit
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
LIKE I SAID!
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Obsessed with how annoying this Mets lineup is
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Lindor’s third walk had me giggling with delight
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Alissa Wilkinson @alissawilkinson.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I love my TL
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
God what I wouldn’t give to be at Citi Field rn
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
BRETT!!!!!!!
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Absolutely HEROIC at bat from Luis Robert Jr
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
LINDOR BACK IN THE LINEUP #LGM
Graphic displaying the New York Mets starting lineup for their March 15 game at 1:10 PM vs. Toronto:
	1.	SS Francisco Lindor
	2.	2B Marcus Semien
	3.	3B Bo Bichette
	4.	DH Jorge Polanco
	5.	CF Luis Robert Jr.
	6.	1B Brett Baty
	7.	C Francisco Alvarez
	8.	RF Mike Tauchman
	9.	LF Tyrone Taylor
Starting Pitcher: Zach Thornton
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
SEMIEN HOMER!!
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
If *checks notes* TYRONE TAYLOR is hitting a home run with RISP, then you know the vibes are immaculate this year
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
You know the other place is cooked because SNY posted this pic and nobody in the replies said they look like a 90s boy band
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Turns out, potentially a big yikes on this one
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Sorry to link to the other place, but he hasn't posted here yet. This made me so sad, I really hope he gets to keep making baseball cinema somewhere exciting. Thank you John! x.com/JohnDeMarsic...
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John DeMarsico on X: "This wasn’t easy to write. Thank you for taking a moment with it. https://t.co/VGqRgJDnD0" / X
This wasn’t easy to write. Thank you for taking a moment with it. https://t.co/VGqRgJDnD0
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I'm vibrating LGM
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
This whole time Baty was jumping on McNeil’s back to steal his super utility powers
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Bo 🥰 LFGM
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Marcello Hernandez has the energy of these guys
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I pride myself in my ability to simultaneously hold the view that the problem is MLB owners not spending as much as the Dodgers even though they absolutely can, and still hate the dodgers with a blinding passion
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
MARTY SUPREME reckons with an aspect of Jewishness I’ve felt strongly about for most of my life in a way that basically no other major film ever has 1/
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I’ve been hoping the Mets go for Cabrera for a while now. David, can you get this sorted pls
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
i miss baseball so much
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I was gonna stress about the Mets today, but then the trailer for Spielberg’s new film dropped and nothing can kill this vibe
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Every time I watch a Rian Johnson movie, he reasserts himself as my favourite filmmaker to emerge in the 21st century. Guy just gets it
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
*whispers* I like Jorge Polanco
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I think this is what I hope/half expect the lineup to look like on opening day: 1. Francisco Lindor (SS/S) 2. Mark Vientos (DH/R) 3. Juan Soto (RF/L) 4. Willson Contreras (1B/R) 5. Brett Baty (3B/L) 6. Francisco Alvarez (C/R) 7. Marcus Semien (2B/R) 8. Carson Benge (LF/L) 9. Brenton Doyle (CF/R)
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Every day I wake up and I stress about the mets
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I think, now that I've slept on it and mourned a bit (still not done mourning tbh), I don't want the Mets to try and replace Pete and Nimmo with a splashy free agent signing. If they're gonna go all in on a tear-down/rebuild, I want them to be scrappy next year rather than Dodgers-esque
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I’ve spent the last two years talking about how good baseball has been for my mental health, and now here I sit, devastated
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Pete was my favourite met
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I need to be sedated.
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
WAKE UP DEAD MAN is a baseball movie, and crucially, a 2025 baseball movie
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Update: my guy Rian doesn’t miss
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
A reminder, as I sit waiting to watch WAKE UP DEAD MAN, that the only acceptable time to take a picture in a cinema is before the film starts or after it finishes and the credits have finished rolling
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