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@danbernard.bsky.social
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Ex-academic, current local government stooge New York Mets He/they, Jewish, Queer marxonculture.substack.com

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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Folks in the other place doing these
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Starting to think the secret to getting a film stuck in my craw is casting Zach Cherry in a bit part as an asshole
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
You know the other place is cooked because SNY posted this pic and nobody in the replies said they look like a 90s boy band
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Marcello Hernandez has the energy of these guys
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
A reminder, as I sit waiting to watch WAKE UP DEAD MAN, that the only acceptable time to take a picture in a cinema is before the film starts or after it finishes and the credits have finished rolling
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I mean, look at this face
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
54 Days without the New York Mets
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Been having just a wonderful movie time lately
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
How come nobody strapped me down and forced me to watch this years ago???
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
we watch the mets together she is also excited about jonah tong
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
miss you Griff
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Putting my tin foil hat on to say that the Mets rotation moustaches are an attempt to convince the front office to go out and get Dylan Cease
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
That's more like it!
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Did mine:
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
New Wes slaps by the way
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
My favourite new records of the year so far
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Blu-rays are finally unpacked!
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
At least he got me a picture of Pete...
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Kinda in love with this lineup
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
SINNERS!
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
bonus cat
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
New house still a mess of boxes, but I had to get the bookshelf up and stocked
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I don't know how real this is, or how long it'll last, but I would like to extend my sincerest apologies to Mr Megill for doubting him
Tylor Megill's stat graphic from last night's Mets/Phillies game, featuring the man himself yelling and pumping his fist, wearing the Mets' white, pinstriped home uniform.

5.1 IP
1 H
0 R
10 K
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Hot girl shit #lfgm
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Opening Day!!! LFGM!!!
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Remember how good DECISION TO LEAVE is?
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I'm being so serious
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
In light of last night's festivities
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I am once again asking who will be playing the Mets infield in 2025
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
A lot of smart, articulate people are gonna say a lot of deep, profound things about Lynch over the next little while, but I just wanted to pipe up and say that it's so fucking cool that he did this while he was still able
David lynch as John Ford in THE FABELMANS (2022). Lynch is sitting behind a desk wearing an eyepatch over glasses, holding a lit cigar. Legend.
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Thinking about him today 🥰 boxd.it/55xUM
letterboxd list titled "Spielberg (in progress)"

1. The Fabelmans
2. Jaws
3. West Side Story
4. E.T.
5. Schindler's List
6. Catch Me If You Can
7. Munich
8. The Post
9.Bridge of Spies
10. Saving Private Ryan
11. Raiders of the Lost Ark
12. Lincoln

Rest of list is cut off. Click link in post to get the rest.
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
quietly the film from the last few years I think about the most
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy Chanukah, happy new year, happy gotta go back to work tomorrow 🙃
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Maureen F. McHugh's CHINA MOUNTAIN ZHANG was the best thing I read all year and might be my new favourite book. Insanely insightful and humane speculative fiction, and a must read for anyone into the genre
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
For those interested, these are the books I read this year in the order I read them
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Wanted you all to know that this scene from THE BOY AND THE HERON just randomly popped into my head and I welled up
Great-Uncle from THE BOY AND THE HERON pointing a stick at his flimsy tower of blocks
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Keep Pete 😤 Pete Stay 😤
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
55 Days Without The Mets
Juan Soto (WHO IS A NEW YORK MET NOW!) looking forlorn in the Yankees dugout after losing (not that it takes losing the world series for being in the Yankees dugout to make you sad).
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
So unbelievably exciting to check the Mets @fangraphs.com depth chart and see this
Screencap of the Right Field box from the fangraphs Mets depth chart, showing "J. Soto" as occupying the position at 88%
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Like, look at this hairless face. Maybe he can manage a mo?
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Wouldn't be so awful if outlets weren't under pressure to be posting 'news' CONSTANTLY to satisfy public impatience. I mean, look at this shit:
dumbass speculative headlines that come up when you google "Juan Soto" - not even worth describing, none of it is news
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
46 Days Without The Mets
Jesse Winker in Mets home uniform with his hat off and hand at his forehead looking sad/mad/confused...
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
this had better be true damnit
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
If you see this, post a Night.
Esteemed filmmaker, and beloved cool guy, M Night Shyamalan, sitting in the director's chair in video village on the set of KNOCK AT THE CABIN. He's flashing the on-set stills photographer his trademark winning smile.
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I know I loved you then, I think I love you still
empty stage. backdrop says "vampire weekend"
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
38 Days Without The Mets
Kodai Senga in side profile, walking into the mets dugout (black alt uniform) looking defeated
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Dan @danbernard.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Okay Bluesky, I'll let you off this time
Screencap of a post from MLB Trade Rumors with the headline: "Teams Expected To Make Offers To Juan Soto This Week"
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