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@damselfly.bsky.social
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Part of this is the fault of consultants. They're all pigeon-brained cargo cultists who saw something 34 years ago work once, that never worked before or since, but are all convinced it is a cannon event for any successful Democratic candidate. These people need to go learn a trade.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm absolutely shaking with anger. This is the stupidity of the bathroom debate laid bare. They'd rather let a trans child die violently than take shelter in ANY locker room, either out of bigotry or fear for violating transphobic laws. And they still have no resolution, just apologies and promises.
nbcwashington.com
Transgender Student Excluded During Lockdown Drill, Group Says
Officials at a Virginia middle school are facing criticism after allegedly barring a transgender student from using the boys’ or girls’ locker rooms during an active shooter drill.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There are two wolves inside of you: one listens to pop radio and wants to eat Ed Sheeran. The other has never heard of Ed Sheeran and also wants to eat him. Which one will win? The one you feed Ed Sheeran to.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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POV: You (Indiana Jones) Just Called This Guy A Nazi #tolerant #joerogan #killtony #wokeagenda #snl
YouTube video by CharactersWelcome
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Go into Google Maps, select a random spot in the middle of Lake Ontario, and suggest an edit.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is what happens when you let a war profiteering finance tech bro run your space agency, instead of someone who, like, knows how cooling in a vacuum works. But sure, let's just double the energy cost of compute by literally adding rocket fuel.
Photo of NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman, alongside a headline that reads "NASA chief proposes moving data centers to space"
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
DOLLY! NOOOOO!!! 😢
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
All unicorns are atheists. And gay.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Cops everywhere lookin at Bloomberg like, "Damn, what dat passive voice do."
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Guys, can we please be serious? Lindsay Graham is not burning in hell. Because there is no hell, because there is no God. We know there's no God because Lindsey Graham existed.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Trump's 4th of July speech had big "grand opening of a doomed mall in a dying town." vibes. And I guess that is what America has become: a dying mall full of canvas printed to look like marble and empty storefronts.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Whatever Mitch McConnell's status, I sure hope he's suffering. A lot.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Correction: Maine couple boasts about stealing food from hungry bear and her starving cubs.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
4x3.fun July 2, 2026 136 points • No mistakes 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟨🟨 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟦🟦
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Guys who drive cyber trucks got bullied in high school. And they deserved it.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Every time we have one of these incel shooters, I can't help but think about The Screwfly Solution.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Does anybody fucking remember over a year ago Chuck Pancake-Dick Schumer tweeting and going on camera to say Trump was chickening out by negotiating with Iran at all? 'Cause I fucking do.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Steal The Party
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A football field is 5350 square meters, and 20 °C is nice out. There, Americans, now you understand the metric system.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
China and Russia are starting to design and build actually competent desktop processors. Meanwhile we are dumping so many of our resources into feeding the AI monster that AMD's and Intel's x86-64 are actually going backwards.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Academics: "This new [religious] gender gap reversal in America poses an explanatory challenge." Christofascists: So our plan to make The Handmaids Tale real is making great progress... Academics: Yep, just a total mystery.
psychologytoday.com
A Reversal of the Religious Gender Gap
Across a range of cultures and faiths, women tend to be more religious than men. Surprising new data suggests that may be changing in the U.S., at least for young adults. What explains the shift?
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
PSA: Don't listen to BFG Division while driving.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Now I'll ask you a question: Do you think they should make iPhones for babies? 'Cause I do!
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Probably need to add @davidsonofaaron.bsky.social to this list.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Who will with the US/Israel-Iran war? Russia.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
We've said for years that there's no left-wing grift because there's no fucking money on the left. But we've been thinking about this all wrong. All you have to do is convince fascists that you have a modest lib/leftist audience to whom you can start pushing cryptofascist propaganda, for money, ofc.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/03/2026
“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
A lot of lives and money could have been saved if everyone in the Trump administration instead just got really into Warhammer 40K cosplay.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I asked my parents to give me a new name like in The Neverending Story and they did.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
No fucking shit.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The internet peaked with Geocities and ICQ. Bring that shit back pls.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Once again, fuck you @nytimes.com It doesn't matter, stop trying to create the space for the victim blaming.
NYT headline: Was Renew Good Obligated to Comply With an ICE Agent's Orders?
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Corey Booker would watch the Gestapo shoot a leftist in the head and say, "The problem with our secret police is that they don't have enough training or vetting."
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Wild way to say, "The US dollar is crashing."
From Visual Capitalist. Charted: The Rise of Major Currencies Against the U.S. Dollar in 2025
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I wish Judith Miller was on BlueSky so I could block her.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I know this is hard to see in the moment, but we need to be prepared. We think we've caught a pedophile in the white house. He's just mainstreaming pedophilia with the right and the media.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Survival tip: If you have to go without refrigeration, you can bake your cookie dough into discs of slightly less delicious but more shelf-stable cookie dough jerky. This is what our ancestors did to preserve the cookie dough they could not eat on the day they hunted it.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Angry toddler screaming in back seat. "OK Google, play Ms. Rachel." "Sure, playing Ms. Rachel on YouTube Music..." Ms. Rachel...
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill
Headline: what Gen Alpha misses by not slow dancing
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Pat Thomas author @patthomashistorian.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Real talk: We ALL know what tablecloths are REALLY for, and I'm tired of pretending we don't!
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
There is a very limited number of reasons for a person to have a private island, and NONE of them are good.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The president of the USA standing there, proudly, like he didn't literally just receive a soccer participation trophy after throwing a fit for not getting a real one.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Nobody in the history of the world has ever been anti-violence. The essential question of all politics is what violence is acceptable, who should be doing it, and who should be its target.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Ok, I think I'm ready for the Butlerian Jihad.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Just past a boomer guy in a car with plates reading STATCX. He's either really into informational geometry or he's the oldest known fan of '90s SoaD-sound-alike metal bands.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
There is no doubt so imaginary that our "allies" will not give it's benefit to a white, straight, cis man.
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Jessica @damselfly.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Why does Mike Tyson get to have this massive media career? He was convicted of raping one woman, accused of raping and attempted raping of more. He admitted to beating his wife, among other women. He bit off Evander Holyfield's ear. I liked Punch-Out! as much as the next girl, but come the fuck on.
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 04/10/2025
Where is our wallet? Is our wallet coming back? Where does mommy go when she covers her eyes? | Analysis
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