Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 12hYou need a cat. Or several. Preferably dancing and singing ones.static.klipy.comCats Movie: Francesca Hayward (Victoria) BalletALT: Cats Movie: Francesca Hayward (Victoria) Ballet 100
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Even with more money than anyone else in the World, I could not come up with one good way to “boost Ken Paxton”. 000
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I feel compelled to say on her behalf that the picture would be better if the dog had a treat. 🦮 151
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 15/10/2026A good time to remember that your job isn’t done when you return a Vote By Mail ballot. Always track its return and counting. IWillVote.comiwillvote.comI Will VoteBe a voter. Find everything you need to vote in your state’s next election. 010
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 15/10/2026A bold midterm closing claim from Tim Scott: “I want to make sure the next generation can grow up like I did, maybe in poverty.” 000
Reposted by Damon MastFinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 15/10/2026EU READY TO FAST-TRACK SATELLITE NETWORK TO RIVAL SPACEX’S STARLINK 1311238
Reposted by Damon MastJerzeyBoy423 ✨🔮🐈⬛ 🧹 @jerseyboy423.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I just know the person running the Dunkin’ insta page is a gay. 021
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 14/10/2026You know things are bad when a show repeats plots in the same season. www.ctvnews.ca/world/trumps...ctvnews.caTrump says Canada will ‘end up being the 51st state’Donald Trump told a crowd of supporters that Canada will 'end up being the 51st state' as he expressed a series of longstanding grievances the United States has with its northern neighbour. 000
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I’ll watch Kimberly Guilfoyle read off all of Trump’s guilty verdicts on live TV again since @nothoodlum.bsky.social shared it, but I really try to limit myself to only watching 10 times a week, and I’m way over my limit this week already. 020
Reposted by Damon MastAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/10/2026Ossoff: "The last time Trump lost the presidency, he tried to seize the presidency and overturn the election. That's why it's so important that we vote in unprecedented numbers. This is up to the people." 13190132782
Reposted by Damon MastDemocrats @democrats.org · 13/10/2026If you live in the following states, TODAY is the last day to register to vote before the midterm elections: –Kansas –New Jersey –Oregon –West Virginia –Louisiana (online only) Go to IWillVote.com for more info. 410880
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Still a classic…and a legend.static.klipy.comWhitney Houston: Let's Get That StraightALT: Whitney Houston: Let's Get That Straight 022
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I wish they put this level of inquiry towards whatever is going on with Trump’s hands, ankles, legs, and cognitive abilities. 000
Reposted by Damon MastChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 11/10/2026Speaking of live-streaming executions… There were white people in America, particularly from the 1880s through the 1930s, who enjoyed watching Black people being lynched. They brought their families, took photos & collected pieces of the victims’ clothing as souvenirs. [1935 — Fort Lauderdale] 33522851074
Reposted by Damon MastHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026“Where’s James Talarico?” they screamed when he took 12 days off the campaign trail due to the flu. Yet they remained silent when Rep. Tom Kean Jr. (R-NJ) was absent for four months and Mitch McConnell (R-KY) missed more than three months. 23465572173
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It would(n’t) be a shame if those littering people got a little clumsy near the cliff. 100
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If you ever need to use some it’s better in soups. Especially tomato based broths and stews. 110
Reposted by Damon MastMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/10/2026Gov. Abigail Spanberger (D-VA): "At this point in time in 2022, a little over 200,000 Virginians had voted. At this point in time in 2026, approximately 450,000 Virginians have voted early." 14357761487
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Turns out Stephen and Katie Miller are partying it up on a military base at our expense. Two more years and the Party’s Over for America’s Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun. www.vanityfair.com/story/stephe...vanityfair.comMAGA’s Petit Trianon? Katie and Stephen Miller’s House on a Military BaseFrom her house on a military base, Katie Miller treats Washington’s most powerful to cakes, farm animals, and sake-squirting hibachi chefs. "I can’t fucking stand her,” says one ally. But "Stephen Mil... 000
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just read that 93-year old Chuck Grassley already filed paperwork to run for another Senate term. In Iowa the Governor can fill a Senate vacancy with no same Party rules. In case that interests anyone. #RobSand 010
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Is he going to just keep getting bigger and bigger like this?static.klipy.comWilly Wonka: Violet Beauregarde as a BlueberryALT: Willy Wonka: Violet Beauregarde as a Blueberry 010
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So red-dyed diesel just go more expensive for farmers? I guess we have to pay for ANOTHER Trump-necessitated farm bailout. 020
Reposted by Damon MastJason Dogwood 💙 🏳️🌈 🌱 @jasondogwood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Matthew Shepard was twenty-one years old. He was gentle and kind. On this night in 1998, he lay tied to a wooden fence for eighteen hours under the bright Wyoming stars. Not for any crime he committed. He lay there, alone and cold, simply for existing as a gay man. 981308515
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I realize this isn’t the point of today’s news, but if Sally Yates had been Biden’s Attorney General, we wouldn’t be in this mess and HE would be in jail. 000
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If Sally Yates had been Biden’s Attorney General, we wouldn’t be in this mess and HE would be in jail. 2250
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lots of new bots today @safety.bsky.app. I hope you are on it. @support.bsky.team 000
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Please give Putin this advice from a (not at all) wise man: “If you don’t test, you won’t have any cases”. 000
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If Trump is sleeping every time he sits down at one of these things designed to be all about him on camera, what is he doing all day? He can’t be sleeping for the vast majority of the day. #SleepyDon 031
Reposted by Damon MastDevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You know what’s fun on a Sunday night? Giving yourself a facial and writing postcards to swing states ❤️ 2434543
Reposted by Damon MastDamon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And then he said, “Vote like I’m on the ballot”. 😂🤣😂🤣 021
Reposted by Damon MastHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Senator Schmitt-Head, "I'd like to solve it. The Atlanta Hawks" 1374009795
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is also a lot like 2020, when Democrats were expected to flip 5 more Republican seats than the 4 they did. At least 4 is the magic number for 2026 (5 if you don’t trust Fetterman). 330
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Has no one told Trump that “turning clocks BACK TWICE A YEAR” isn’t how it works? 111
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“God Made Trump” and broke the mold, because that model was a fail from the start.static.klipy.comTrump: Wow, I Didn't Know ThatALT: Trump: Wow, I Didn't Know That 000
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is something I've been thinking to do, now I have more of a reason. 030
Reposted by Damon MastMiles in Transit @milesintransit.com · 03/10/2026Amtrak's Adirondack train between Montreal and New York takes an entire day...but it's also potentially the most scenic train ride in the northeast! youtu.be/phg0wA7qAkkyoutu.beAmtrak Adirondack from Montreal to New York - Apparently a Trip ReportCheck out Manta Sleep at https://mantasleep.pxf.io/N9ZYrb and use promo code POORBID for 10% off your order! i wonder if jet lag guy will see this ;) Patreon:… 710711
Reposted by Damon MastRandy’s Travels 🇨🇦🇦🇺🏳️🌈 @randystravels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Absolute 🇨🇦 living legend. Congrats and thank you Michael ❤️ 0266
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thanks for the recommendation. I just added all his books to my list because I have to read them in order. 🙃 000
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026God, give me the serenity to tell these people to go F’ themselves. But, nicely. 🙏😇 000
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Terrible jobs and earnings data, but “nuance it the way you want” he says. 🙃 000
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And then he said, “Vote like I’m on the ballot”. 😂🤣😂🤣 021
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'll be making it an annual trip I think. Let me know if you do plan to go and I'll give you more details. 110
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wilmington and Wrightsville Beach are great. I would plan for just off season if you really want to enjoy a relaxing, uncrowded beach trip to a small barrier island not as remote as the outer banks. The riverfront is Willmington is also a nice section of town for wandering around too. 110
Damon Mast @damonmast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He pretty much falls asleep the minute he sits down. This happens whenever we see him, so we know it happens EVERY TIME he sits - at any time of day. He's not functioning at all. #25thAmendmentstatic.klipy.comSecret Service: 25th AmendmentALT: Secret Service: 25th Amendment 020
Reposted by Damon MastPop Crave @popcrave.com · 30/09/2026Role Model is on Chicken Shop Date this Friday. 2336