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A Matt for all seasons, for better or worse. Scribblings here: open.substack.com/pub/scratchersand…

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 20h
“I’m not going to work for a gambling company and have blood on my hands.” -- Nicole Noren, 24-year ESPN veteran and winner of Emmy, Murrow, and Peabody awards. Her grandfather, father and one of my brothers "were pretty much destroyed by sports gambling addiction." www.cjr.org/the-intervie...
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Nicole Noren: “I’m not going to have blood on my hands.”
Why Nicole Noren, a decorated ESPN producer, quit in protest.
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 9h
Feel the same
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 9h
Lol, I loved it
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 9h
....future?
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 9h
"hey stop talking"
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 9h
So much. He seems like a perfectly harmless guy but I just cannot with him.
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 13h
Listen, I'm not proud of this, but I asked AI to imagine an interview of me by Isaac Chotiner and it really nailed my ass to the wall
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Are they going to bring back the INS? Not a troll at all, I'm fine with getting rid of the Bush era monstrosities but we do need some sort of entity to manage immigration.
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Druski is going to do numbers tho
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If an adult knows who Ms. Rachel is and doesn't have young children and/or nephews/nieces, I'm getting extremely judgey
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is class warfare
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's funny how all these tech dorks like to talk about "natural hierarchys", or the "natural order" as if in a Hobbesian state of nature someone bigger and stronger wouldn't have just crushed their head with a rock. These people should be the most ecstatic we don't live in a "natural order".
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is both my least and worst favorite version of Facebook posts from people I knew in high school. "They didn't teach us X in high school!" They did. I was there. You weren't paying attention. You were drawing the weird S on your papers and talking about No Limit Records.
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I HAD THE EXACT SAME THOUGHT WHEN I SAW IT ON THE HIGHWAY HERE IN CHICAGO
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Chappell (Like The Show) @chappellskickback.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I thought his stand-up special was okay to good, and I actually really liked this last season ofTires, and even some of the SNL skits are funny, but every single SNL monologue has been absolute dog shit.
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I really do try to patronize locally-owned businesses, but damn, they make it so hard. In my experience, the non-chain places frequently aren't open when their listed hours claim they should be, and are far less responsive to any sort of attempt to contact.
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's crazy, everyone running around with vampire face
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I want to go recheck it out. I saw it when it first released to streaming, but not since then, and I've become much more acquainted with Mann's work since. Thief: pretty great!
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I will definitely check it out
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes!
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Seems like the main takeaway that people should have from this is that if you have a bad experience at a store, your best bet is to call them privately and resolve it. Everyone involved in this looks like an idiot.
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I absolutely agree. Sometimes you have to do the right thing because it's the right thing and not because it's the politically expedient thing.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you call rape "grape" you ipso facto do not take it seriously, sorry about your algorithm or whatever but it is what it is
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They can defund, yes. But this executive branch has shown a willingness to just use funds designated for one thing for a completely different thing, there's no remedy for that aside from impeachment and removal. I'm not saying you don't try anyway, but that it's not likely to succeed.
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In fact, it will probably get much, much worse. And there's not a ton Congress can do about it, even with control of both chambers.
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't think you can neuter Fox News without breaking the law
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
...for spurious and illegal reasons, the remedy is going to be prosecuting those people later. But by default, MOST of the future prosecutions are going to be targeted at Republicans because that what the current administration is!
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I've been saying this for a long time, one of the issues post-Trump is going to be that the remedy is going to look exactly like the problem to most people and I don't know how you get around it. If you have a government of unprecedented corruption who uses the DOJ to go after the opposition...
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
More like Hawk Tua, the way he's out here choking
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
More like Hawk Tua, amirite? Because he choked? #NFL
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I was an absolute Twitter addict, I loved that shit. But once Musk took over and I saw the direction that it was going, I deleted my account. I don't need random porn and racial slurs fed to em algorithmically on the app I use to kill time while in line at the grocery store.
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"the god of the gaps" Is a phrase I have stolen to describe a new rule clarification that actually creates two new gray areas
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's not just the ones that have been intercepted, either, it's the ones that were very close to being intercepted. And how many deep balls are you going to give up??? Feels like every play now is going for 25 yards.
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Alright, I'm done here. There's a reason Tyson Bagent is a backup, and we're seeing it today. Outplayed today. Outcoached today. #Bears #NFL
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That Rex Grossman offense
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not complicated! Many of these people absolutely desire to live in the world that MAGA wants to create, but they just don't want to be involved with the messiness of getting there, and they don't want the them at their dinner parties. They want hands clean fascism. Totalitarianism via burrito taxi.
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't care if your GOP friends spend every Saturday morning in a soup kitchen in between bouts of tutoring disadvantaged children, if they keep voting to put Nazis in power, they've earned the title at that point, they just want someone else to do the distasteful dirty work for them.
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*their
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
People like David Brooks are constantly whining because they think to themselves, " well, I have Republican friends, and they don't seem like Nazis" without ever asking if they're Republican friends keep electing Nazis or Nazi-curious people
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This shit is taking forever, there's no clear recovery, let's get this shit over with
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
...but if these kinds of threats are effective, they will continue to happen.
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is an issue that has to be attacked on two different fronts. We have to hold people legally accountable for making death threats, and also we have to elect people who will shake this shit off like a bad set of fleas, who will not be cowed. That's hard, I know, this shit is scary.
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Eh. I get why people wouldn't want BlueSky as their sole source of info, of course, but leaving Twitter is not a privilege. Literally anyone can do it! You could do it right now! If my local town square was overrun by Nazis and racists, I wouldn't go there no matter how good the news was.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jon Ossoff is going for 2 up 60
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ICC President Tomoko Akane responds to sanctions imposed by the rogue United States, ICC will not back down: "We'll be judged by history for the choices we make today." “The International Court will continue its work undeterred, with the firm resolve that justice must prevail.”
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My brothers worked at shoe store here in Illinois that he used to come into a few times a year and they said he was cranky as fuck
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This happened to me today, a customer dropped off parts to be processed and mentioned the Department of War
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Damn Vanguard @damnvanguard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not baseball, but I once got struck with a Singapore cane across the length of my back and it felt like I'd been struck by lightning, the pain was so bad
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