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Dalton Tomlin

@daltontomlin.bsky.social
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technical writer for TWC | Scrabble & trivia nerd | ailurophile | views mine | he/him/his

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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
... rude
A Futurama frame of Leela saying "we made a detour to some awful planet called Dalton-B."
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
No, I'm not particularly afraid of your mom
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
Oh noes, I'm in danger of being a character actor getting punched in the face! www.youtube.com/watch?v=36r6...
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
Zoomed-in and blurry and hard to see, but that is a CURVED BLEP
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
The forehead under #9 was my grandfather — a congressman, judge, and lifelong friend of LBJ: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_T...
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
I'm starting on my Halloween costume right meow
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
I'm sorry what
Michael Fassbender's spouse is Alicia Vikander
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Bex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
I think one of the worst quirks of online spaces is the idea that if someone doesn't post about something, they don't care about it. It encourages performative posting often makes things worse. I care a lot. I just don't want to add another poorly-informed voice. I'm reading & thinking.
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
Maybury! Sibley! ward! What is a hell of a coaching staff?
David Maybury, David Sibley, and rowan ward, in the Jeopardy! audience, waving toward the Alex Trebek stage
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
Is Walton Goggins the Wario version of me?
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
"Let's use a metallic name for our apartment complex" "OK" "And chemical symbols for the logo" "Fine" "Organic, non-metallic chemical symbols" "But that doesn't make any--" "Benzene" "WHAT"
apartment complex with sign that says ALLOY and two overlapping hexagons
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
When a company's LinkedIn hiring process includes 7 stages with multiple long-form fields, maybe "Easy Apply" shouldn't be an option.
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Happy 7th anniversary, @crobertcargill.bsky.social!
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Pet nap posting, go
A black-and-white cat and a fluffy orange tabby cat napping together on a gray blanket in a red chair
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Injured by Nelson Muntz? File a haw-hawsuit
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
My cat Gus's love language is fetching objects and depositing them where he knows I'll find them; i.e. his food and water bowls
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
There is no valid reason why a ridiculous creature like this should exist in nature
A big fluffy orange cat lying on his back with his paws in the air like he just doesn't care
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
Discount Tire may not have considered all interpretations of "fall for."
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
Typical Caturday ... or, any day ending in Y, I suppose
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
She doesn't know I was helping only so I could practice buzzer timing if I ever get on Jeopardy 😜
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Repost with a banger picture of your cat(s)
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Dalton Tomlin @daltontomlin.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
25 years ago today, this shot (and other, less-pivotal scenes) premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival. i.imgur.com/Q3IjL.gif
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