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Dallon🍉

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eng/esp/日本語 i made a really bad comic at age 3 and haven't been normal since 🖌️ dallons.art 🌐 dallinks.crd.co 📬 dallondelivery.straw.page 🔍 #art #comics #strawpage

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Cartoonists United @cartoonist.coop · 28/09/2026
Are you and your webcomic affected by the impending Tapas shutdowns? In light of recent events, the CartUn journal has published a new guide on webcomic hosting and moving platforms. journal.cartoonist.coop/webcomic-hos...
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 28/09/2026
shit decided to make its home here and GOT ONE OF MY BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!
A photo of the same sharp-shinned hawk featured in the quoted post perched on the same fence. Gray feathers belonging to another bird cling to the wet fence and the hawk's talons.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 26/09/2026
never had any birds of prey visit before.....very cool
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 26/09/2026
some kind of beast invading my yard
A photo of a sharp-shinned hawk perched atop a white fence, beside a set of bird feeders and various trees.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
General reminder, gang: @cartoonist.coop has multiple pages of tutorials on building your own site. Do not sign your productive output over to corporations who consider you acceptable collateral damage in their pursuit of profit. cartoonist.coop/resources/
cartoonist.coop
RESOURCES – CARTOONISTS UNITED
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 21/09/2026
had a professor once continuously correct herself by calling art "content" and every class i had to fight for my life not to turn into some kind of batman villain
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VOLINFER 𓅃 @volinfer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
RIFT /
Character Design © Volinfer
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Cartoonists United @cartoonist.coop · 07/09/2026
Our incredible volunteer Web Dev team is so excited to show off the overhauled Cartoonists United website! This update showcases more of our labor advocacy work, the CartUn Journal, the CartUn podcast, as well as a brand new Worker Grievance Form! Check out the new website here: cartoonist.coop
A screenshot of the Cartoonists United website.A screenshot of the Cartoonists United website.A screenshot of the Cartoonists United website.A screenshot of the Cartoonists United website.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 15/09/2026
i teared up when watching the first trailer because i was so overwhelmed by the amount of love poured into this craft in a time of generative ai and for-profit layoffs im so excited
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 15/09/2026
one of my favorite clients just came into my office and said i "look like a dust mite" and that i need to "enjoy those beautiful locks while you still can"
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 14/09/2026
things should not be bad enough that a literal ten year old is more comfortable acknowledging it than the people in charge of his future btw
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 13/09/2026
my friend calls it the steve rogers effect #art #comics
Panel one: A cartoon version of the artist (hi) laying on a couch, with three half-body illustrations of various "masculine" figures (one with crossed arms, another readying rope, and the final lifting a box over their shoulder). The artist is saying: "I like when guys that work in labor get all dense from it very nice. Great look."

Panel two: The artist sits up, looking over at a vial of testosterone on a nearby table, which says (in semi-cursive text): "Hey diva." The artist replies: "Oh! Hi Testosterone Cypionate!"

Panel three: The testosterone vial says: "You also work in labor (by the way)."

Panel four: The artist, now visibly wider, stands. His shirt's graphic, a unicorn-pegasus-kitten above the text "Alpha Male," is on full display. He stares at the vial, saying: "What."
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 08/09/2026
i think this would fix me
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 07/09/2026
never in my year+ of wearing this has anyone cared until last week #art #comics
Panel one: An elderly woman faces a cartoon version of the comic artist (hi), saying: "Oh! What's that on your shirt?"

Panel two: The artist is wearing a black shirt featuring white art, by rubeghast, of two molded canine heads with teary eyes and open mouths that show off their teeth. Various other cropped sets of jaws are visible against the frame around them. He says: "Ah. It's dog teeth."

Panel three: The woman, visibly enamored, states: "Oh! That's so cute!"

Panel four: The artist awkwardly stands with his shopping items while other shoppers and employees notice, the woman calling for attention to his shirt.

Panel five: Captioned "my professor one (1) hour earlier," the artist tiredly sits in class. His professor, a woman with large glasses, points to her mouth and says in reference to his shirt (in Japanese): "Mouth." The artist replies (also in Japanese): "Yes."
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you? They're lying. Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 05/09/2026
well. :). update on my Darling Snail. not only did they EAT THE OTHER SNAIL. but i also just looked and saw five demon spawn, which i was also told they are not supposed to be capable of. so unless these things rode in on my new plants that were Claimed To Be Snail-Free. something bad is happening
A photo of a large golden mystery snail innocently nibbling at the algae atop a leaf.A photo of two very suspicious, very tiny snails clinging to the tank's inner walls by the water's duckweed-covered surface.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 05/09/2026
voting for the 10 quietest users on this website
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Paradox 🫀🦐 @corrodedparadox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Close enough #art
A small white cervinae standing in the middle of a rainy window. There is an outline of a bigger deer around it that looks like rain streaks on the window
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 02/09/2026
great job on that whole "ignore that it even exists" thing team
A cropped screenshot of Bluesky's Trending list, with first place taken by a certain infamous author's new series trailer. The caption reads: "Fans debate the remake's similarity to the films and JK Rowling boycott calls."
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☀️ @stel.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 31/08/2026
god "they put a hat on me, pardner" has me bursting into tears laughing every time i read it
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m @mjjii.com · 31/08/2026
read my zine for free mjjii.com/nervous you won’t regret it. probably
They Put a Hat on Me,
Pardner
Pardner. My dearest pardner. I write to you with a great sadness in my heart.
I was resting my eyes, ever so briefly. Minding my own business. I felt a pressure upon me. A terrible and oppressive pressure.
The pressure was an awful object. The long-limbed creature who lives in my home placed it so close to my precious head.

[drawing of a crying cat with a cowboy hat on his head]I Have Never Eaten in My Life
Greetings dear reader. My name is Rusty. I am eight months old and have never eaten in my life.
There is food here. So much food. Only the creature with bizarre-looking paws may unlock it.

[drawing of a crying kitten]
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 25/08/2026
i live in a newly-gentrified little pocket of upstate ny adopted by a lot of people moving from southward and its very very weird watching the local hybrid accent and farming community be picked up and turned into upper-class dress-up. not to even mention the """cowboy""" aesthetic resurgence rn
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 24/08/2026
this year's trip haul...much smaller than usual! crowd etiquette was a good bit wobblier than normal and i ended up missing a bunch of people. but i suppose this is what we have online shops for
A photo of various objects atop a blue-and-orange tiger rug, being: a snake-pattern guitar strap (that I forgot the word for and called a "belt" at the time, sad), a tiger-in-a-party-hat magnet, socks of an egg-colored creature ("grem"), demon-themed guitar picks, and an art book featuring a Shiba Inu's face on the cover.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 23/08/2026
26 minutes...usually it's between 3 and 4. recession indicator
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 23/08/2026
it is once again time to record how long it takes between stepping into the convention center and seeing merch of leon kennedy shirtless
A sketch of a cartoon version of the artist stretched out behind the text "ANYC 2026!"
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 20/08/2026
this is probably gonna be my last con in the states before i immigrate next year (unless that changes for whatever reason!) this is so funny. i will miss you and your letters to weeb conventions mr mamdani
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 19/08/2026
"keep helping me commit war crimes for two years minimum and i will give you four (4) days off to play a game from a company that's dropped the ball on their own messaging" sure sure. but first i would like to introduce two beautiful women named retail and fitgirl repacks
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Katherine Lam @ LBX 431 @katherinelam.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i would confidently say that most people dont feel good about their own work mainly bc we are constantly treated so terribly by the industry and are so severely underpaid that we cant help but feel like we are not good, we lack something, we don't have "what it takes"
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ratt / doeprince @suvanpuk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My comic How Humans Court❣ I'll upload it on this thread. weekly pages on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/rattGS and Comicfury: howhumanscourt.thecomicseries.com
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 16/08/2026
slept for twelve hours against my will and woke up from a dream where some evil sentient robot magically disappeared every tree within a two hundred mile radius of me. which could mean nothing
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TQ 🌿 @witchytq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
they know we don't want it. they do not care.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 12/08/2026
this information has been haunting me all day to a point where i had to visualize it so i can carry on with my life
Two bust sketches of Cloud Strife from the video game universe Final Fantasy VII. The one to the left is of him as he appears in the main series at age twenty-one, while the one to the right is a hypothetical of him at age forty.
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Cartoonists United @cartoonist.coop · 11/08/2026
*cough cough* comicfury.com is aggressively anti-ai and indie run *cough cough* very customizable website & use your own domain
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 10/08/2026
the people yearn to hang out
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 10/08/2026
crossposting this from tumblr because no one over here understands the tortures set upon my life by my own hands like they do and i think its mandatory lore
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 10/08/2026
my deleted tiktok account being on the knowyourmeme page for bowser x luigi still haunts me
A cropped screenshot, the focused sentence being: "Animations and memes featuring the pairing became popular on TikTok the same month. For example, TikToker @hotshotriot posted an animatic of the pairing, garnering over 824,000 views in a week (shown below, left)."
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 07/08/2026
"men are reading less, writing less, AND won't engage with things made by women :( so we should write for th-" no it's the literacy crisis and misogyny. it's literally just the literacy crisis and misogyny. which is preventable but it requires the participation of Everyone including men. alas
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 03/08/2026
and does this person's rule also apply to dogs or. what is the limit of what we consider a "human accessory" by handling animals in a way that keeps both them and others safe
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 27/07/2026
testing them for homophobia
A photo of a dilute calico cat laying at the top of a blanket-covered couch, looking at the photographer. A copy of Anne Proulx's "Brokeback Mountain" is sat on her flank.A photo of a cream tabby cat curled around and sniffing the same book from where he is settled inside of a donut bed.
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Catherine @einzbern.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i'm done
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 21/07/2026
imagine if we went by these rules on such a massive scale ten years ago. "you read the hunger games? you must enjoy child murder" what are you talking about. enough of that
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 21/07/2026
most of us don't read books for morality lessons we read books for explorations of the human condition. if You don't want to read something that makes you feel uncomfortable then You can read the description on the back before buying or borrowing. grow and flourish but also be normal and all that
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 19/07/2026
who the hells is this
A photo of the poster (hi) holding a large, ragged-looking owl feather. It is warm in color and has dark stripes that fade at the base.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 18/07/2026
sports industry is one of the easiest things to point to in terms of the flaws of capitalism and i've been standing by this for years. nother human behavior (play) taken over by weird little ghouls
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 18/07/2026
just saw some guy say collectible sports cards are the modern day fine art and idk do i need to expand on this. i feel like all i have to say is we live in hell
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Cartoonists United @cartoonist.coop · 17/07/2026
Creators at Silver Sprocket have released a public statement regarding longstanding concerns with the business practices of the company which alleges issues around payment of royalties, poor treatment of staff, and lack of professionalism. Please read their statement: cartoonist.coop/sprocket-art...
The Silver Sprocket goat head logo.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 17/07/2026
go my beasts
A photo of a Chopstick snail climbing up the inside of its tank next to the thermometer.A photo of a golden mystery snail hanging out at the floor of its tank beside an empty plant pot and piece of driftwood.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 17/07/2026
got two snails for the tank at work and the one i was Told would be active is taking its sweet time munching on algae while the one i was Told just hangs out has immediately decided to go off to war
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 15/07/2026
"not cool" they say
A photo of a dilute calico cat laying in front of the doorway of a red-walled room.A photo of a cream tabby cat sat in the same doorway several minutes later.
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