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Dallon🍉

@dallons.art
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eng/esp/日本語 i made a really bad comic at age 3 and haven't been normal since 🖌️ dallons.art 🌐 dallinks.crd.co 📬 dallondelivery.straw.page 🔍 #art #comics #strawpage

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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 28/09/2026
shit decided to make its home here and GOT ONE OF MY BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!
A photo of the same sharp-shinned hawk featured in the quoted post perched on the same fence. Gray feathers belonging to another bird cling to the wet fence and the hawk's talons.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 26/09/2026
never had any birds of prey visit before.....very cool
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 26/09/2026
some kind of beast invading my yard
A photo of a sharp-shinned hawk perched atop a white fence, beside a set of bird feeders and various trees.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 13/09/2026
my friend calls it the steve rogers effect #art #comics
Panel one: A cartoon version of the artist (hi) laying on a couch, with three half-body illustrations of various "masculine" figures (one with crossed arms, another readying rope, and the final lifting a box over their shoulder). The artist is saying: "I like when guys that work in labor get all dense from it very nice. Great look."

Panel two: The artist sits up, looking over at a vial of testosterone on a nearby table, which says (in semi-cursive text): "Hey diva." The artist replies: "Oh! Hi Testosterone Cypionate!"

Panel three: The testosterone vial says: "You also work in labor (by the way)."

Panel four: The artist, now visibly wider, stands. His shirt's graphic, a unicorn-pegasus-kitten above the text "Alpha Male," is on full display. He stares at the vial, saying: "What."
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 07/09/2026
never in my year+ of wearing this has anyone cared until last week #art #comics
Panel one: An elderly woman faces a cartoon version of the comic artist (hi), saying: "Oh! What's that on your shirt?"

Panel two: The artist is wearing a black shirt featuring white art, by rubeghast, of two molded canine heads with teary eyes and open mouths that show off their teeth. Various other cropped sets of jaws are visible against the frame around them. He says: "Ah. It's dog teeth."

Panel three: The woman, visibly enamored, states: "Oh! That's so cute!"

Panel four: The artist awkwardly stands with his shopping items while other shoppers and employees notice, the woman calling for attention to his shirt.

Panel five: Captioned "my professor one (1) hour earlier," the artist tiredly sits in class. His professor, a woman with large glasses, points to her mouth and says in reference to his shirt (in Japanese): "Mouth." The artist replies (also in Japanese): "Yes."
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 05/09/2026
well. :). update on my Darling Snail. not only did they EAT THE OTHER SNAIL. but i also just looked and saw five demon spawn, which i was also told they are not supposed to be capable of. so unless these things rode in on my new plants that were Claimed To Be Snail-Free. something bad is happening
A photo of a large golden mystery snail innocently nibbling at the algae atop a leaf.A photo of two very suspicious, very tiny snails clinging to the tank's inner walls by the water's duckweed-covered surface.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 02/09/2026
great job on that whole "ignore that it even exists" thing team
A cropped screenshot of Bluesky's Trending list, with first place taken by a certain infamous author's new series trailer. The caption reads: "Fans debate the remake's similarity to the films and JK Rowling boycott calls."
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 24/08/2026
this year's trip haul...much smaller than usual! crowd etiquette was a good bit wobblier than normal and i ended up missing a bunch of people. but i suppose this is what we have online shops for
A photo of various objects atop a blue-and-orange tiger rug, being: a snake-pattern guitar strap (that I forgot the word for and called a "belt" at the time, sad), a tiger-in-a-party-hat magnet, socks of an egg-colored creature ("grem"), demon-themed guitar picks, and an art book featuring a Shiba Inu's face on the cover.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 23/08/2026
it is once again time to record how long it takes between stepping into the convention center and seeing merch of leon kennedy shirtless
A sketch of a cartoon version of the artist stretched out behind the text "ANYC 2026!"
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 12/08/2026
this information has been haunting me all day to a point where i had to visualize it so i can carry on with my life
Two bust sketches of Cloud Strife from the video game universe Final Fantasy VII. The one to the left is of him as he appears in the main series at age twenty-one, while the one to the right is a hypothetical of him at age forty.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 10/08/2026
my deleted tiktok account being on the knowyourmeme page for bowser x luigi still haunts me
A cropped screenshot, the focused sentence being: "Animations and memes featuring the pairing became popular on TikTok the same month. For example, TikToker @hotshotriot posted an animatic of the pairing, garnering over 824,000 views in a week (shown below, left)."
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 27/07/2026
testing them for homophobia
A photo of a dilute calico cat laying at the top of a blanket-covered couch, looking at the photographer. A copy of Anne Proulx's "Brokeback Mountain" is sat on her flank.A photo of a cream tabby cat curled around and sniffing the same book from where he is settled inside of a donut bed.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 19/07/2026
who the hells is this
A photo of the poster (hi) holding a large, ragged-looking owl feather. It is warm in color and has dark stripes that fade at the base.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 17/07/2026
go my beasts
A photo of a Chopstick snail climbing up the inside of its tank next to the thermometer.A photo of a golden mystery snail hanging out at the floor of its tank beside an empty plant pot and piece of driftwood.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 15/07/2026
"not cool" they say
A photo of a dilute calico cat laying in front of the doorway of a red-walled room.A photo of a cream tabby cat sat in the same doorway several minutes later.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 15/07/2026
been night-dark from a wildfire since around 12:00pm and my cats that guard my door whenever something's up are being so normal about it #comic
A four-panel sketch comic.

Panel one: A house with a lit window against a dark orange sky.

Panel two: A cartoon version of the artist looking over his shoulder at a calico cat loafing in his room's doorway.

Panel three: The cat looking up grumpily while the artist walks over, asking: "Are you OK."

Panel four: The cat continuing to glare up in the foreground. Another cat, a tabby, can be seen in the background loafing at the edge of a stairway while glaring out a window.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 10/07/2026
yeah man the generative ai thing is going great
A cropped photo of the poster's local news TV broadcast, being an instruction list containing the following:

"How to stop new Meta AI model from using your Instagram pics (according to NewsNation).

To make account off-limits:
- 3 lines on top right
- "How others can interact with you"
- "Sharing & reuse"
- "Allow people to reuse your content on Instagram & with AI features at Meta"
- Toggle off "posts" & "reels."
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 08/07/2026
some for-fun additions
A closeup of the painting in the replied-to post, focused on the flag and man.A photo showing the full painting set on an easel in the artist's bedroom-studio.A photo of the artist's signature on the back of the canvas, featuring a minimal handprint, initials, and the date of completion (July fourth, 2026), all in black ink.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 08/07/2026
"I feel her watching, sometimes. From the shade." commission for @/revlark on tumblr! #art
A digital bust painting of a blonde woman staring ahead tiredly, half of her face and all of her chest hidden by plants. Upon close inspection, she appears to be just entering the first stage of decomposition.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 05/07/2026
#art
An oil painting featuring a man wearing a dark cloak and tricorne standing on a rock formation before the flag of the United States. A musket is loosely held in one hand and settled behind him. Various scratches in the canvas mark hidden shapes, such as human skulls.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 02/07/2026
my hot awesome tips on dealing with hot not-awesome weather #art
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 24/06/2026
oh yeah #art #makeaterriblecomicday
A comic labeled "Make a Terrible Comic Day 2026."

Panel one: A cartoon version of the artist sits in front of his screen tablet.

Panel two: The same image, with the artist now looking up at the reader, saying: "I dunno what to make a comic of so you're getting a current thoughts dump instead."

Panel three: Various doodles, including the following: A "handsome" version of the artist accompanied by text inspired by Impact memes, saying: "How I f--how I feel not paying eighty to one hundred dollars for Grand Theft Auto 6 that is a scam wtf." Another cartoon artist floating blankly, thinking: "I love art." A very simple shrimp labeled: "how do I draw these things." A cartoon German Shepherd labeled: "these things are awesome." The artist holding a bag of live shrimp, labeled: "the shrimp I got for my office tank just got here I'm so happy!" Finally, the artist mimicking the "Two Soyjaks Pointing" meme at a low quality image of Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 20/06/2026
a rabbit kit moved into our yard about a month ago and it's grown into having a forehead diamond :)
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 11/06/2026
you will never guess who is also struggling right now. it's ME!!! i hate cars commissions are open on ko-fi: -character sketches ($20 for bust, +$5 for full body, +$5 for color, +$5 for +1 character) -bust paintings ($80, +$20 for +1 character) all help is appreciated! link below #commissions
A commission advertisement by the poster, titled "Dallon's Horrible Car Fund." A tiny drawing of him says: "I'm broke! A mechanic damaged my car for (one thousand dollars) and the repairs cost another (one thousand and five hundred dollars). I'm so thrilled!" Below are two commission types being offered: a character bust sketch for twenty dollars able to be made a full body for an additional five, and a bust painting for eighty dollars. A list of what is accepted: human and humanoid characters, feral characters, blood and gore, body horror, and suggestive imagery. A list of what is not accepted: mech characters, hate speech, character design creation, and sexual intercourse and masturbation. At the very bottom of the image reads: "Commissions are for personal use only and are not to be resold, modified, or fed to generative AI."
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 08/06/2026
dead serious btw. absolutely no need for this
A photo from the driver's seat of a holographoc speedometer that appears to float above the hood of the car. It shows the area speed limit sign beside the car's current driving speed.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 05/06/2026
notice where that boom starts and think very carefully about it. lmao
A screenshot of Summer Games Fest 2026, showing off the number of game releases on Steam within the first five months of a year from 2020 to 2026. In order: 2020, 2,386 games. 2021, 2,327 games. 2022, 2,660 games. 2023, 4,731 games. 2024, 6,810 games. 2025, 7,862 games. 2026, 9,265 games.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 02/06/2026
its like strippers and the economy to me #art #ffxiv
A three-page comic about background characters in the game Final Fantasy 14 recognizing plot severity patterns in the amount of protagonists present in the area.

Page one, panel one: Bloezoeng, an apron-clad man belonging to a fantasy race of giantlike people, cleans a glass with a rag while saying: "Afternoon, miss." An unnamed chef, a young human male, leans against the inner side of a counter, saying: "Hi Tataru!" Another man wearing armor, Hugubert, turns while walking, saying: "Hey Tataru." A human woman named Alys can be seen carrying a plate of glasses behind the counter. In the foreground, Tataru, who belongs to a gnomelike race, says: "Hi guys!"

Panel two: Bloezoeng leans against the outer side of the counter with wide eyes and crossed arms. The chef reaches across the counter for Bloezoeng's cleaned glass, also wide-eyed, saying: "Oh! Hello!" Alys is peeking over his shoulder, visibly surprised, as is Hugubert, who now leans against the counter. In the foreground, a man with feline features, G'raha, says: "Afternoon!" To his side, a woman belonging to the same race as Tataru, Krile, says: "Hello!"Page two, panel one: As the chef moves off with the dish plate, Alys stands straighter, looking confused as more people walk by. In the foreground, Thancred, a man wearing an armored jacket, says: "Afternoon, you lot." Y'shtola, a woman with feline features and a staff, says: "Afternoon." Urianger, a tall elven man only visible at the shoulder, says: "Greetings."

Panel two: The majority of the shot is taken up by various characters in the foreground, being Alisaie, a young elven woman that looks concerned, Abaddon, a player character that towers out of view, Lucina, a player character belonging to a draconic race, and Alphinaud, Alisaie's twin brother. Various speech bubbles indicate a conversation happening between Alisaie and Abaddon, though the words are unclear.Page three, panel one: Bloezoeng, Alys, and Hugubert are where they were last seen, each looking various kinds of concerned. The unnamed chef can be seen having come to a halt while carrying the dish plate, visibly stunned.

Panel two: Bloezoeng looks over his shoulder to grin at Alys, saying: "Booze, anyone?" Alys leans down to reach under the counter, a plain expression of acceptance on her face, saying: "Think I could go for some, yes." Hugubert adjusts his posture to look at them over his shoulder worriedly. The chef slouches down to reach under the counter as well after setting the plate on it, eyes closed and lips pulled tight, thinking: "Oh my gods. Oh my gods man. Dammit. I knew things were going too well. Shit...why me..." His thoughts continue, but the text is mostly hidden behind his body.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 30/05/2026
alright
A photo of a cream tabby cat sat in a pet bed with a single leg stretched in the air behind his head. He is not grooming himself and doesn't even realize how he's sitting.A photo of a dilute calico cat curled on top of a couch with heavily squinted eyes and a single outstretched paw. She, comparatively, looks very intelligent.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 09/05/2026
long time no abaddon #art
A bust sketch of the artist's Final Fantasy 14 character, a scarred man with messy hair and sharp, rabbitlike ears.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 30/04/2026
lol
A photo of a gas price screen that reads: "4.299 (USD per gallon)." Beneath it is a simple sticker that reads: "Trump did this."
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 28/04/2026
doodles from class #art
A scanned page of various black ink sketches on yellow-toned paper, featuring: A bulldog with a spiked collar, a bat, an ugly duckling, a chameleon, a rabbit, a stinky cat, a blank-faced baby with the words "The Goo-Goo Stare", a mustached old man, a smiling old woman, a deer with overgrown antlers, a scrawny man wearing a "Hollywood's next top white boy!!!" shirt, a lion, a wolf saying: "I just think the whole "abo" thing has complicated my life in a needless way to be honest.", a four-horned goat saying: "I love socialism", and a tiger.A scanned page of various black ink sketches on yellow-toned paper, featuring: A rat saying: "Cheese.", a cat stretching, a curly-tailed gecko, a dragon resembling a small lizard, a swirly circle, a grumpy-looking cat, a boy resembling Pinocchio, and a dog with the word "dog." written on it.A scanned page of various red ink sketches on yellow-toned paper, featuring: A coniferous tree, a deciduous tree, a willow tree, a boy wearing a baseball cap with a spinner, a smiling cat, a flower, a loon, a mouse, a woman wearing a turtleneck, a grumpy wolf, and a rattlesnake.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 27/04/2026
if anyones still looking for moleskin alternatives i religiously use these two sketchbooks from peter pauper press.....paper in them is micro-perforated too which is always fun to earn oohs from other artists with
A screenshot of the "Large Black Premium Sketchbook" from the company Peter Pauper Press that costs $14.99.A screenshot of the "Small Black Premium Sketchbook" from the company Peter Pauper Press that costs $10.99.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 07/04/2026
proof of life dog #art
A sketch of a snarling cartoon canine with red teeth.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 23/03/2026
just walked downstairs to see them both staring at the fireplace...which is off......ok
A photo of a cream tabby cat sitting on top of a leather ottoman, while a dilute calico cat is laying on the floor in front of it. Both have their heads turned to look at something above the camera (my unseen and very interesting hand).
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 21/03/2026
"You are nobody." #art #theoutlasttrials
An illustration of an eight-eyed lamb's head ducked down, the end of its muzzle covered in blood. The left-bottom corner hosts the words "You are God's eye."
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 14/03/2026
staring at you with his big baby eyes
A photo of a cream tabby cat curled on top of a blanket-covered couch, looking over his shoulder at the camera with round eyes.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 27/02/2026
he will grow up to become the beautiful kintamani of bali 🇮🇩💯
A screenshot of Pombon, the fire starter for the newest Pokémon game, which is inspired by Southeast Asia. It's a fluffy little dog with golden, manelike fur.A photo of a Kintamani dog, a breed native to Bali, Indonesia. It is white with thick fur and appears to have a red rope around its neck.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 25/02/2026
guess who turn seven years old next week
A close-up photo of a cream tabby cat loafing in a gray bed next to a pink towel with white stripes. His shoulder is covered in drool—something he does when he's happy, which is strange, and mildly digusting.A photo of a dilute calico cat sat on a wooden counter, facing the camera.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 17/02/2026
happy lunar new year 🐎
A photo of a sketch of a horse done on white paper in red, maroon, and black ink. The horse has a fiery mane and wears a tied rope with bells attached around its neck. One of the pens used sits across the paper.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 15/02/2026
another morpg another let's-overcomplicate-the-player-character-for-fun #art #rdo
A sketch comic of Red Dead Online characters Jessica LeClerk and the player character. Panel one: LeClerk leans forward while sat with a cup of coffee, saying: "So...what's your name, fella?", and out of view, the other character says: "Red." Panel two: Red is laying on the ground against a log in front of a fire with crossed legs, the two conversing: "...That it?" "(humming) Yup." "Okay...where you from, Red?" "Up north, I think." Panel three: A closer look of Red's face, their eyelids lowered and visibly irritated in a manner that leaves wrinkles; "You think?" "Mama was a Brit, but I dunno what an ocean looks like. So probably north." Panel four: LeClerk frowns from behind her cup; "And your daddy?" "From one of them lands west of Cali. Passed years ago." "...How old are you, fella?" Panel five: A view from above as Red closes their eyes, nonchalant; "Twenty." "Oh. ...Your eyes--" "Yeah I got sum'n fatal. Can't remember what though. Kinda think the doctor was makin' up words. Real strange fella." Panel six: A very simplified version of LeClerk looks incredibly uncomfortable in the corner as Red keeps speaking: "You ever met a doctor, miss? Think they might be a scam. Cost me ten bucks. Then I got arrested 'n now I have none. Sorry about your husband though."
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 14/02/2026
It was slow, and quiet, and he remembered watching her die on their birthday. #art #oc
A bust sketch of an individual with large horns and wild hair. Various figures are scribbled around them, the most visible being an infant holding a bow, representing Cupid. There is a tear in the image around the individual's eyes, revealing bloodstains underneath.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 14/02/2026
happy valentines day from big lady and even bigger boy
A photo of a dilute calico cat sat on the edge of a kitchen counter, leaning towards the camera.A photo of a cream tabby cat sat stiffly on the end of a couch, facing the camera.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 10/02/2026
finished my second rdr2 playthrough
A cartoon of the artist laying facedown, accompanied by an arrow leading to him from the words "the only reason he's not crying is because hrt won't let him". A screenshot of Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2 can faintly be seen in the background, along with images of: a pathetic-looking kitten laying facedown, an elephant standing in a room with the caption "address me", a screenshot of Eggman from one of the Sonic Real-Time Fandubs saying "I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot", an elderly Labrador Retriever squinting into a sunset, and three memes of horses with the captions "white boy why do you torment me so", "white boy why", and "please come home white boy".
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 09/02/2026
@discord.com do you mind
An edit of the "So There's This load bearing wall u shouldn't have removed" meme, the text replaced with "So There's This act of "public safety" that has not only been proven to do more harm than good but also puts all of your users at risk seeing you apparently had the information of around 70,000 accounts leaked back in october".
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 08/02/2026
subscribe to my weebo page for $100/mo so you can get never-before-heard-of advice on how to double your follower count and turn those likes into $0.03 #art
An illustration of a cartoon version of the artist looking over his shoulder awkwardly while sat at a desk, drawing on a large screen tablet, a tabby cat resting in a bed attached to the desk. The text at the bottom starts off large before decreasing in size with every line, reading: "Sorry for not posting art every day it's just that being a college student working two jobs while living in one of the most anti-humanity countries in recorded history makes trying to live up to the expectations of peoples' content-gluttonous mindsets feel like torture especially as someone who is against the capitalization of every aspect of human life which is one of the very reasons so many people all over the world are suffering in the first place. So actually I'm not sorry nvm".
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 06/02/2026
ha www.inprnt.com/gallery/hots...
A photo of the artist holding the quoted artwork (an illustration of a large dog chewing on a body's tactical boot) after it's been printed onto a metal sheet, with a cream tabby cat seen standing in the background.A photo of the printed artwork now hanging on a gray wall, lit by the flash of a phone camera.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 05/02/2026
my workspace remains an incomprehensible pile of goo to everyone including me
A photo of a corner of the poster's room that contains a black L-shaped desk hosting a large screen tablet, a laptop, a curved monitor, a small side monitor, and a keyboard. A gray cat bed is attached to the desk's left side. On the walls, one gray and one red, are various paintings, posters, photographs, and cards, some framed, others taped or nailed up. The room is dimly lit by a small red desk lamp.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 24/01/2026
the pin saga continues
A photo showing off the various pins attached to the poster's leather jacket, including: A button that reads "KEEP STARING I might do a trick" right next to a button that reads "Don't stare at my button", a gothic he/him pronouns button, a Progress Pride Flag, a gutted fish, a crowned skull, a cat with a spiked collar, a red rose, a Chinese dragon, a creature with a pointed tail, the Unus Annus YouTube channel logo, a closeup of "The Unicorn in Captivity", a snarling wolf head, the word "NOPE", a New York Aquarium logo, the Against All Authority brand logo, a sloth laying on a stick that reads "chill", a ladybug that reads "don't bug", a Palestine watermelon, a cherry blossom flower, an anti-Nazi button, a hissing cat accompanied by the text "DON'T TOUCH ME", a green beetle, "I (donut) care", "suck it up buttercup", "run.", Papa Smurf in a blue heart, three Camp Mustelid buttons, and two Art Fight team logos.
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 23/01/2026
my office may or may not have been invaded by the thing i'm still deciding #art #comics
An illustration of a cartoon dog standing, followed by another of her being walked on a leash by a cartoon version of the artist in the snow, accompanied by the words: "One of my favorite dogs at work is a German Shepherd-Siberian Husky mix. She has good recall so I usually take her out on a long lead. Last time I did—earlier this week—was the day after it'd snowed."A series of drawings of the dog doing a flip, followed by one of her being tangled up in her leash, the person from before kneeling next to her. "She was thrilled, as you can assume. Enough to start doing flips in circles around me. She'd eventually stop so I could untangle her from the lead,".An illustration of the person looking over his shoulder to watch as the dog bounds away through the snow. "And then she'd get back to flipping."An illustration of the person standing there, hands in his pockets, while the dog flops around in the snow. "I've never seen a dog do this before. But I feel like I should mention I have seen her do handstands at random. I think I might be afraid of her."
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Dallon🍉 @dallons.art · 23/01/2026
moobs...
A photo of Kermit the Frog longingly looking out of a rain-covered window.
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