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Dallin Johnson

@dallin.bsky.social
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Sustainably sourced. Biodegradable. Recyclable. Yet fun at parties.

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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
For those who have been using both Bluesky and Twitter today- how has coverage of the fires here compared to Twitter?
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Are people still calling them “skeets” here?
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Oh shit r/place is back.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Long live the Silver Line train to Dulles!
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Fuck the king of England amirite?
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Reskeet if down for a trip to Dollywood.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
We need a yuppie in the White House who’s not afraid to bring the Oval Office into the 21st century by transforming the Resolute Desk into the Resolute Standing Desk With Dual Monitors.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
"'Succession' offered both a backstage look at the lives of the ultrawealthy and the comforting assurance that maybe those lives, despite the expensive trinkets that adorned them, weren’t especially nice." www.nytimes.com/2023/05/28/arts/tel…
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‘Succession’ Is Over. Why Did We Care?
For five years, the series and the question of who would end up in charge captivated a chatty swath of the TV audience. But did anyone really win in the end?
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
I gotta get my ass to Fun Town.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 25/06/2023
The same voting jurisdiction that elected Mitt Romney (R-UT) Governor of Massachusetts in 2002 also elected Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) to the Senate, which of course means the same jurisdiction that elected Romney to the Senate will surely elect Warren Governor of Utah should she ever decide to run.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
Agreed. I doubt Prigozhin achieves much, and he's just as horrible a person as Putin. But I do think it is good for humanity to see an example of corrupt elites initiating a war, failing badly at it, then turning on one another. Hopefully it makes other corrupt elites think twice.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
If they weren’t going to make it, I’m glad it was an implosion. I can’t imagine a more horrific way to go than suffocating on a timer in your own tomb.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
“Inflation is falling in a big way” -Michael Barbaro on the Daily this morning
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 18/06/2023
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 18/06/2023
Has anyone made a video montage of all the time Logan Roy says “fuck off”?
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
Target is high-key goated when an unbelievable amount of things is the vibe.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
California is where woke comes to vibe. 👉🏼😎👉🏼
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
Here’s something no one’s done yet, something I believe should be done, and something that would be a bit of a dream gig for me: design a course for the College Board called AP Rock History.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 10/06/2023
One of life’s biggest cheat codes is realizing that simply showing up for shit gets you like 90 percent there for basically everything. Want to be a good student? Show up to your professors’ shit. A good employee? Show up to your employer’s shit. A good friend, to your friends’ shit, etc etc.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
NYT gets so excited when they get to report on Trump. NYT loves giving Trump the attention he so badly wants.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
I’ve started Succession.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 03/06/2023
Could they not have just called the streaming service “HBO” from the beginning and released updates to the app as needed instead of rebranding repeatedly and making us download a new app every few quarters?
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
Always interesting to see how stressed the country becomes over debt ceiling negotiations when the resolution invariably has been and continues to be that Congress and the White House work together to avoid a default. Always easier to say in hindsight, ofc, but this has never not been the outcome.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
Telling ChatGPT to talk to me in Bart Simpson's voice kicks so much ass.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
My reaction to most of the AI stuff I’ve bumped into in the legal word has been “huh, I’m actually surprised this wasn’t already automated years ago.”
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
My son just said “Dad, how do you know where to put deodorant since your armpit hair & your chest hair connect?”
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
My dad has caught on to the word “mid.” He knows it’s a gen z thing and he’s aware he’s late to the party, but that’s not at all stopping him from using it frequently and, interestingly enough, correctly.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
Pre-gaming a run with a can of Diet Coke. 💪🏼
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Mary Beth Hunzaker @mbhunzaker.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
Rage stitched this towards the end/as things fell apart 🫠
Cross stitch that reads “thanks for all the fiduciary duty” with a twitter blue check symbol
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Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 25/05/2023
i am about to say the most hillbilly thing I've ever said, which is: "I'm trying to tune my banjo but my pig won't stop oinking and the tuner is picking up the oinks instead"
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
White smoke rises from the Sistine Chapel. The Foo Fighters have chosen their next drummer.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
Twitter sucks rn but the idea of it is good. Twitter has an implementation problem but it ^could^ be good. LinkedIn sucks in the sense that I will never be on board with the idea of earnestly posting about being excited about work.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
If you’ve ever driven to Park City, UT it’s pretty hard to miss where this Banksy tag was briefly up back in 2010.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
Is Google cool or lame? Obviously, Macs are cool and PCs are lame. iOS is the Mac of smartphones and Android is the PC of smartphones, suggesting Google is also lame. But for email, Gmail is the Mac and Outlook is the PC, suggesting Google is actually v cool. Put simply, the data is inconclusive.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
Banksy did a piece of Osama bin Laden (famously did 9/11) up City Creek Canyon in Salt Lake back in 2010.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
I’ve walked into a Vans outlet and forgotten how to behave.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
Out: Double-Double Animal Style In: Double-Double Goblin Mode
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
SCOTUS sux. Other than Kagan (and possibly Roberts- can’t quite say bc he didn’t author the dissent) the justices are terrible art critics. The majority opinion in Warhol v. Goldsmith is so so so bad.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
God Kagan is good. I’m so mad this is the dissent.
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Jake Tapper, long-suffering Philly sports fan @jaketapper.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
I’m sorry but i remain unimpressed with AI
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/05/2023
“oh no how did all these copyrighted feature films get on Twitter” - Elon Musk in an hour
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Kylie Robison @kylierobison.com · 18/05/2023
not sure if you saw bit they beatin yo ass in the marketplace of ideas
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
Not looking forward to reading the Warhol v. Goldsmith opinion. 7-2 against the outcome I was hoping for. Oof.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
Joever? We’ve never been more fucking back, Jack.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Not to be that guy but standing desks are low-key goated.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Father of the Bride was released in 2019. We’re due for a new Vampy Weeks album.
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Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
It sucks that one of the select few people for whom a sound understanding of First Amendment law would do wonders for the world (Elon Musk, by virtue of owning Twitter) will likely never meaningfully engage with one of the brightest minds on the topic (Erwin Chemerinsky).
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