Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 09/01/2025For those who have been using both Bluesky and Twitter today- how has coverage of the fires here compared to Twitter? 030
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 03/07/2023We need a yuppie in the White House who’s not afraid to bring the Oval Office into the 21st century by transforming the Resolute Desk into the Resolute Standing Desk With Dual Monitors. 020
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 29/06/2023"'Succession' offered both a backstage look at the lives of the ultrawealthy and the comforting assurance that maybe those lives, despite the expensive trinkets that adorned them, weren’t especially nice." www.nytimes.com/2023/05/28/arts/tel…nytimes.com‘Succession’ Is Over. Why Did We Care?For five years, the series and the question of who would end up in charge captivated a chatty swath of the TV audience. But did anyone really win in the end? 020
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 25/06/2023The same voting jurisdiction that elected Mitt Romney (R-UT) Governor of Massachusetts in 2002 also elected Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) to the Senate, which of course means the same jurisdiction that elected Romney to the Senate will surely elect Warren Governor of Utah should she ever decide to run. 010
Reposted by Dallin JohnsonMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 24/06/2023Agreed. I doubt Prigozhin achieves much, and he's just as horrible a person as Putin. But I do think it is good for humanity to see an example of corrupt elites initiating a war, failing badly at it, then turning on one another. Hopefully it makes other corrupt elites think twice. 1114428
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 22/06/2023If they weren’t going to make it, I’m glad it was an implosion. I can’t imagine a more horrific way to go than suffocating on a timer in your own tomb. 010
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 20/06/2023“Inflation is falling in a big way” -Michael Barbaro on the Daily this morning 010
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 18/06/2023Has anyone made a video montage of all the time Logan Roy says “fuck off”? 110
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 15/06/2023Target is high-key goated when an unbelievable amount of things is the vibe. 010
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 14/06/2023Here’s something no one’s done yet, something I believe should be done, and something that would be a bit of a dream gig for me: design a course for the College Board called AP Rock History. 010
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 10/06/2023One of life’s biggest cheat codes is realizing that simply showing up for shit gets you like 90 percent there for basically everything. Want to be a good student? Show up to your professors’ shit. A good employee? Show up to your employer’s shit. A good friend, to your friends’ shit, etc etc. 140
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 09/06/2023NYT gets so excited when they get to report on Trump. NYT loves giving Trump the attention he so badly wants. 010
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 03/06/2023Could they not have just called the streaming service “HBO” from the beginning and released updates to the app as needed instead of rebranding repeatedly and making us download a new app every few quarters? 110
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 01/06/2023Always interesting to see how stressed the country becomes over debt ceiling negotiations when the resolution invariably has been and continues to be that Congress and the White House work together to avoid a default. Always easier to say in hindsight, ofc, but this has never not been the outcome. 110
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 31/05/2023Telling ChatGPT to talk to me in Bart Simpson's voice kicks so much ass. 110
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 30/05/2023My reaction to most of the AI stuff I’ve bumped into in the legal word has been “huh, I’m actually surprised this wasn’t already automated years ago.” 110
Reposted by Dallin JohnsonRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/05/2023My son just said “Dad, how do you know where to put deodorant since your armpit hair & your chest hair connect?” 81476
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 28/05/2023My dad has caught on to the word “mid.” He knows it’s a gen z thing and he’s aware he’s late to the party, but that’s not at all stopping him from using it frequently and, interestingly enough, correctly. 110
Reposted by Dallin JohnsonMary Beth Hunzaker @mbhunzaker.bsky.social · 25/05/2023Rage stitched this towards the end/as things fell apart 🫠 27315
Reposted by Dallin JohnsonChinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 25/05/2023i am about to say the most hillbilly thing I've ever said, which is: "I'm trying to tune my banjo but my pig won't stop oinking and the tuner is picking up the oinks instead" 1511912
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 25/05/2023White smoke rises from the Sistine Chapel. The Foo Fighters have chosen their next drummer. 010
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 24/05/2023Twitter sucks rn but the idea of it is good. Twitter has an implementation problem but it ^could^ be good. LinkedIn sucks in the sense that I will never be on board with the idea of earnestly posting about being excited about work. 110
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 23/05/2023If you’ve ever driven to Park City, UT it’s pretty hard to miss where this Banksy tag was briefly up back in 2010. 010
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 23/05/2023Is Google cool or lame? Obviously, Macs are cool and PCs are lame. iOS is the Mac of smartphones and Android is the PC of smartphones, suggesting Google is also lame. But for email, Gmail is the Mac and Outlook is the PC, suggesting Google is actually v cool. Put simply, the data is inconclusive. 010
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 20/05/2023Banksy did a piece of Osama bin Laden (famously did 9/11) up City Creek Canyon in Salt Lake back in 2010. 010
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 19/05/2023I’ve walked into a Vans outlet and forgotten how to behave. 110
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 19/05/2023Out: Double-Double Animal Style In: Double-Double Goblin Mode 120
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 19/05/2023SCOTUS sux. Other than Kagan (and possibly Roberts- can’t quite say bc he didn’t author the dissent) the justices are terrible art critics. The majority opinion in Warhol v. Goldsmith is so so so bad. 110
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 18/05/2023God Kagan is good. I’m so mad this is the dissent. 010
Reposted by Dallin JohnsonJake Tapper, long-suffering Philly sports fan @jaketapper.bsky.social · 18/05/2023I’m sorry but i remain unimpressed with AI 19593
Reposted by Dallin JohnsonFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/05/2023“oh no how did all these copyrighted feature films get on Twitter” - Elon Musk in an hour 2016219
Reposted by Dallin JohnsonKylie Robison @kylierobison.com · 18/05/2023not sure if you saw bit they beatin yo ass in the marketplace of ideas 1246
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 18/05/2023Not looking forward to reading the Warhol v. Goldsmith opinion. 7-2 against the outcome I was hoping for. Oof. 010
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 15/05/2023Not to be that guy but standing desks are low-key goated. 120
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 15/05/2023Father of the Bride was released in 2019. We’re due for a new Vampy Weeks album. 110
Dallin Johnson @dallin.bsky.social · 15/05/2023It sucks that one of the select few people for whom a sound understanding of First Amendment law would do wonders for the world (Elon Musk, by virtue of owning Twitter) will likely never meaningfully engage with one of the brightest minds on the topic (Erwin Chemerinsky). 010