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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 3h

If you couldn’t believe a second trump presidency was possible you’re gonna be floored when you hear what happened with the mullet

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 17h

My generation is aging & if we don’t stop putting all resources into AI instead of what we actually need, we’ll be facing video game-impairing arthritis without the science that ensures your grandparents & great grandparents always have access to mario

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When i stopped fixing typos on socials i truly became free

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I AM NOT A RAPPER & I DO NOT HAVE HIP HOP CONTACTS

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Can someone who was alive in the 70s explain all the contact lens jokes on tv

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I have deleted my post out of respect but my position regarding jasons remains anti

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

*letter to neighbors* hey, as you know we're right next door & every night this week you've cooked a separate delicious thing--not illegal, but when GODPLEASETELLMEWHATTHATIS wafts over it forces us to reckon with our struggle meals while we're also juggling the lie that we like being vegan so pleas

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

We've reached the part of climate change where england gets wildfire alerts but not window screens, what could go wrong?

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO READ SEVERAL PARAGRAPHS WHILE BEING ASSAULTED BY BEEEEEEP

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I did not do the stupid thing trump did of ignoring a warning & looking directly at a solar eclipse, i did the totally separate smart thing of looking directly at the solar eclipse because i forgot there was a solar eclipse

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Boobs should come with season-based settings

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

No matter what anyone remembers about obama, it does not compare to actually re-listening to his tone in "we tortured some folks," just staggering, absolutely breathtaking

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Men who look like a thumb are having their moment

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I just want to say that i love capitalism, capitalism saved my life, no one made me say this, i'm so grateful

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I know i say this about a lot of people but I genuinely thought he was dead. Is he really not dead? If he’s not dead, who is?

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

How’s my social life? the last text i got was from a bidet company informing me of a debate about folding vs scrunching toilet paper that has apparently been ongoing for years

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

If you're keeping a constitution you've had for a few hundred years, that's a red flag & you're a hoarder

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Read the bill of rights & couldn't wait to put it down

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Finally got around to reading the US constitution, it's shit

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

This is how i looked exactly 3 weeks before i died

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I have always considered lindsey graham & mitch mcconnell to be the same person, so you can imagine what a disappointing few weeks it’s been

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 26/07/2026

Wanna feel old? This is what the members of Run the Jewels look like now.

Filmmakers John Carpenter and Jordan Peele hanging out together

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Trying to understand how one of the world’s most prolific rapists managed to commit his crimes in broad daylight without instantly dissolving into ash

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/04/2024

remembering the greatest interview of all time

An interview with the guy who yells MORTAL KOMBAT in the theme for Mortal Kombat

interviewer: I see. will you do it over the phone?
guy: would i do it over the phone? absolutely.
interviewer: let's hear it.
guy: Mortal Kombat!

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Chatting with AI & socialized as a woman: Is it [delete] Help me find [delete] Please find [delete] Sorry to bother you, this is a really stupid question 🤪 but if you have time (no rush!) I was just wondering if it’s normal to request a raise after 25 years or is that rude 🫣 thank you so much

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KL @kliakos.com · 19/07/2026

Covering your dick but getting kicked in the face is a real guy thing to do

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

That wasn't so much an offside trap as it was an offside nap

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

That was fantastic (putting this match out of its misery)

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I didn't even know the game was still on, WHAT?

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

This just in from fifa: offsides is okay now

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Analysis just kicked off with "to be honest, terrible game" lmao

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Two teams stand before me, but only one can be america's next top bowling pin

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

What we need from this match is more of it

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Next time you feel bad about yourself, remember that you didn't play in the world cup 2026 final in front of beyoncé

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Trump's gonna believe he can be a goalie after seeing this

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

About 20 minutes left, time for the referees to clock out early & let the institution do its thing

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Hydration ain't gonna fix this offense

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Tucker Jones @tuckerjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Let us take a quiet moment to commemorate the vicennial porcelain anniversary of the Zidane headbutt

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

We've brought a little american culture for our guests, a halftime show, hot dogs, & a mass shooting

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

If the professionals get to lip sync this seems exceptionally cruel

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

No one in human history has ever lived past the age of 39

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DALIA MALEK ☥ @daliamalek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The greatest trick america ever played on the world was getting it to believe the 2026 world cup final was hosted in new york city, new york state

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