Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 05/09/2026our youngest daughter starts Uni this month - we're moving her into halls today. It's exciting but the impending prospect of an empty nest is already starting to hit 020
Reposted by Dale LaneMatt Henderson @matthen.com · 26/08/2026To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution 694119857
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 24/08/2026I've been looking into how #Flink session clusters could fetch jars for new jobs from remote storage, to avoid submitters needing to upload them to the job manager first.dalelane.co.ukAdding support for remote jar fetching in Flink session clustersI’ve submitted a Flink Improvement Proposal (FLIP) about adding support for Flink to be able to fetch remote jars for applications submitted to a session cluster. Discussion thread on lists.apache.or... 000
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 18/08/2026brought F to IKEA for a getting-ready-to-start-Uni evening shopping trip I thought we were being terribly organised and early, but it turns out this was not an original thought 030
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 14/08/2026Thanks to the UK Gov for making Bluesky entertaining this evening 010
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 14/08/2026I watched a *lot* of films over the last week (it's too hot to go outside) #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 0201
Reposted by Dale LaneJules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻♀️ 613366750
Reposted by Dale Lanematte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 14/08/2026fucking hell andy was that necessary 2111
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 09/08/2026I had a look at the server request logs for #MLforKids yesterday and it's probably a sign of my naivety that I was so surprised by the constant level of malicious traffic the site gets.dalelane.co.ukWhy we can't have nice thingsLooking at the server request logs for Machine Learning for Kids is a depressing reminder of what it means to run something on the Internet nowadays. I was skimming through the request logs for the M... 020
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 07/08/2026giving Warframe a try - it's got an off-putting dozen-years-old game with dense lore and complex systems vibe that is a little daunting, but I'm gonna give it a chance 110
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 06/08/2026my only complaint about the new series of Ted Lasso is that they're only giving us one episode at a time :( 020
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 06/08/2026I'm exploring how the #Flink Operator could better serve small isolated jobs that don't need a distributed multi-pod cluster. FlinkMiniCluster could give us a single-pod model but still keep the Operator's lifecycle and checkpoint tooling.dalelane.co.ukRunning Flink jobs in MiniCluster using the Kubernetes OperatorI've submitted a Flink Improvement Proposal (FLIP) about adding support for the Flink Kubernetes Operator to run Flink's MiniCluster in a single pod for low-throughput jobs that require isolation. I... 021
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 03/08/2026we lost power in the office! I spent half-an-hour trying to work offline in the hope it would be a temporary blip, but I give up - time to head home 000
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 03/08/2026I like this - accessible descriptions of LLMs (that goes beyond the usual next-word-predictor metaphor) are a good thingibm.comWhat does AI look like?Long called “black boxes,” AI models are increasingly yielding their secret inner workings—even, this playful guide shows, in terms that anyone can understand. 030
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 02/08/2026"Searching" is a great film. It's told entirely through screen recordings - a really interesting way to tell a story. (It's a great story and well acted too... but the format works so well)letterboxd.comA ★★★★½ diary entry for Searching (2018) 000
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 01/08/2026Spider-Man was... fine. But holy hell, the clumsily heavy-handed product placement for those folding Samsung phones... 🤦♂️ boxd.it/fzKFJDboxd.itA ★★★ diary entry for Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026) 000
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 31/07/2026I've got the office to myself today. Large open-plan floor... 40 desks... just me. It's a little eerie. (Combination of some people being on vacation this week, some people being ill today, plus Friday is always quieter in the office anyway as people WAH) 110
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 24/07/2026I have a few weeks left on an Apple TV trial, so my #LastFourWatched for the next few #LetterboxdFriday are going to be a bit Apple-dominated 0110
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 21/07/2026started my day off with a few hours of driving - just arrived at eldest daughter's uni flat to bring her stuff back for the summer on the plus side, I've been learning a lot of interesting stuff about Disney on the wayovercast.fmThe Walt Disney Company — AcquiredThe Walt Disney Company is the most successful enterprise ever created for monetizing human nostalgia. Today it’s the king of global entertainment, holding the intellectual property rights to the chil... 000
Reposted by Dale LaneBookish Scifi & Fantasy @bookishsff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Murderbot's latest escapades have arrived in Platform Decay by @marthawells.com! More incredibly satisfying explosive action, humour, and a heartwarming core. We all love #Murderbot 🤖 #SFF 💙📚🪐 116621
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 19/07/2026I love the idea of this (dedicated console-only laptop setup for distraction-free writing). I've got absolutely no need for it, as I rarely write anything that isn't dependent on all the things this removes. But I still love the ideaveronicaexplains.net 100
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 17/07/2026"The labour we delight in physics pain" (Macbeth) Finished my first week in my new job. And it's been a great week - as Macbeth would say, it physic'd my pain ;-) 010
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 14/07/2026new pigeon nest update: we have two eggs now! it's very sweet watching mom and dad (I haven't come up with names for them yet) take it in turns to sit on the eggs 110
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 13/07/2026#MLforKids now supports tool calling in language model projects Students create tools using #Scratch code blocks. Tools auto register with the model, and become available for the model to use. Tools can get info from the Scratch project, control sprites, use Scratch variables as memory, and moredalelane.co.ukGenerative AI with tool calling in ScratchIn this post, I want to share a new feature in the generative AI support in Machine Learning for Kids: tool calling. I wrote last year about how I introduced Generative AI in Machine Learning for Kid... 120
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 12/07/2026I just finished "Unhinged" - the new game from Netflix. It's brilliantly creative and imaginative - absolutely worth a try (you just need a Netflix subscription and a phone) It's only short, so hard to say much without spoilers, but if you don't mind that I've described it herebackloggd.comdalelane's review of Unhinged | BackloggdThis review contains spoilers! 000
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 12/07/2026Sunday. Coffee made in the Hoop. Fresh warm bread from the bread machine. 010
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 11/07/2026I've added support for tool calling in #MLforKids language models projects! Students create tools in #Scratch using normal Scratch code. Tools auto register with the loaded model, and become available for the model to use. Tools can get info from the Scratch project, as well as control spritesdalelane.co.ukGenerative AI with tool calling in ScratchIn this post, I want to share a new feature in the generative AI support in Machine Learning for Kids: tool calling. I wrote last year about how I introduced Generative AI in Machine Learning for Kid... 121
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 10/07/2026I enjoyed Project Hail Mary so much more than I expected - after finding the book a bit disappointing last year. The Grace/Rocky dynamic was somehow so much more charming in movie form... or maybe I was just in the right mood for it this time around 🤷 #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 0240
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 10/07/2026I must be getting old and inflexible I got a new MacBook this afternoon, and my muscle memory is fighting against the different keyboard layout. If you could watch me typing right now, you'd think I hadn't used a computer before 111
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 09/07/2026I'm in Southampton for a dev meetup to listen to @kevlin.bsky.social talk about the difference between null, zero, empty, etc. The talk is called "Much Ado About Nothing" which my wife saw in our calendar, mixed up with a separate conversation, and assumed we were going to the theatre tonight. oopsmeetup.comMuch Ado About Nothing & A Taste of DSPy, Thu, Jul 9, 2026, 7:00 PM | MeetupEver since zero became something for nothing, you'd think we'd solved nothing. Whether we're talking NaN, string.Empty, nullables or database nulls, it turns out that nothi 161
Reposted by Dale LanePlaydate @play.date · 08/07/2026👋We've got 4 wonderfully chaotic Catalog games to share with you today. All available in the Catalog app on your Playdate, or via the web at play.date/catalog 💛play.datePlaydate Catalog Games: CatalogOur curated selection of amazing Playdate games 1303
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 08/07/2026I wrote a ramble about my daily ramble (_yes, I am pleased with that pun_). I even managed to crowbar in a reference to Sir Isaac Newton.dalelane.co.ukWhy I enjoy my commuteMy commute to work is one of the favourite parts of my day. I've mentioned it before, more often than I probably should, but in this post I try and explain why I enjoy it so much. The journey Otterb... 141
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 07/07/2026getting the train home from London. Trains are obviously all running smoothly and on-time, with no cancellations or delays, and when you find a train, it is cool and comfortable with plenty of seating. 😏 000
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 07/07/2026Finished! I survived... and more impressively, so did the students. Listening to me talk is a challenging enough feat on a good day, but doing it while sat in a furnace is frankly heroic. 🫠 They were a lovely bunch - I had fun today. 000
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 07/07/2026I'm in London this morning, for a STEM event that the University of Westminster are hosting for local schools. I'll be talking, perhaps unsurprisingly, about generative AI 000
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 06/07/2026😈 on my shoulder: "loook... the Portal games are on sale on Switch" 😇 on my shoulder: "you've already played & completed Portal multiple times, you don't need to buy it again" you know the devil is going to win this argument...dekudeals.comPortal: Companion Collection | Deku DealsPortal: Companion Collection - on sale now for 75% off. Compare all the current prices, see histories, and get deal alerts for the next sale at Deku Deals 010
Reposted by Dale LaneKevlin Henney @kevlin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Where you can find me speaking this month (in fact, next week): Developer South Coast, Thursday 9th July, Southampton www.meetup.com/developersou... re:connect, Friday 10th July, Bournemouth reconnectconference.co.ukmeetup.comMuch Ado About Nothing - Kevlin Henney, Thu, Jul 9, 2026, 7:00 PM | MeetupEver since zero became something for nothing, you'd think we'd solved nothing. Whether we're talking NaN, string.Empty, nullables or database nulls, it turns out that nothi 022
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 06/07/2026There are a couple pigeons setting up a nest on the other side of the window next to my desk. It's the same spot that some pigeons used a few years ago. We'll have an office "pet" again! 😄dalelane.co.ukMy office "pet"I have a first-floor office by a large window. On the outside of the window is a wide ledge. And a few weeks ago, a couple of pigeons started assembling a nest of twigs on the ledge by my desk. A c... 010
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 05/07/2026I finished Gunbrella - a 2-D platformer where you're equipped with a combined gun+umbrella. You can shoot with it. You can float with it like Mary Poppins. You can open it and use it as a shield like Batfink. Sounds a bit weird now I'm trying to explain it. backloggd.com/u/dalelane/r... 010
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 05/07/2026DOOM looks like MOOD in the mirror (I'm sure I'm not the first person to notice this, but now I've noticed it I can't un-see it!) 030
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 05/07/2026I have news! I'm joining Confluent to work on #Flink. 🎉 🥳 It's been an odd couple months trying to work out what I'm going to do next, and I owe a huge thanks to a lot of people who went out of their way to help me find options. dalelane.co.uk/blog/?p=6083dalelane.co.ukI have a new job!In April, I wrote an outline of my career. That post is already out of date, because I have a new job to add to the list. I'm joining Confluent as a Principal Software Engineer working on Confluent ... 070
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 01/07/2026fun end to the afternoon - I got to tag along on the tour of the Hursley Data Centre that my work experience student went on. The sophistication of the tech behind how the data centre is powered, cooled, and monitored is kind of mind blowing 🤓 010
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 01/07/2026I normally pass a few ducks on my way into the office. This morning, there were a little more of them than usual!youtube.comducks!YouTube video by Dale Lane 010
Reposted by Dale Lanealice @alice.mosphere.at · 26/06/2026(re-)introducing ✨ Emoji Stats for Bluesky ✨ now 100% backfilled!! (and capable of historical analytics down to the hour) technical details and war story below emojistats.at 416226
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 26/06/2026The Sheep Detectives is one of the most fun movies we've seen in a while #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 0100
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 23/06/2026I started a PowerShell extension to IBM MQ in 2007 to help Windows admins manage their MQ queue managers. dalelane.co.uk/blog/?p=218 I've long since stopped maintaining it so I'm pleasantly surprised to see it's been revived with a new release this month www.ibm.com/support/page...dalelane.co.ukPowerShell for WebSphere MQThis has been far too long coming, but finally you can administer WebSphere MQ systems from Windows PowerShell. An extension for WebSphere MQ containing thirty-eight new PowerShell cmdlets is being re... 200
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 23/06/2026a podcast about mosquitoes came up on my feed this morning... feels a little like trolling after a couple days of looking like a Klingon after mosquitoes munched on my forehead and not being able bend my fingers properly thanks to mosquito bitesovercast.fmHow to beat mosquitoes — Today, ExplainedThey’re the deadliest animal on the planet. Now even Google is getting into the extermination business. This episode was produced by Ariana Aspuru, edited by Jenny Lawton, fact-checked by Michelle Hir... 000
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 22/06/2026the DeLorean is slow and doesn't handle well... but I'm sticking with it anyway because it's so pretty! #ForzaHorizon #ForzaHorizon6 010
Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 22/06/2026Processing the stream of Wikipedia edits has been a #Flink SQL demo I've come back to many times over the last couple years. I needed to give this demo again for the recent Hursley Summit event, so took the chance to grab a few recordingsdalelane.co.ukAnalysing Wikipedia edits with IBM Event ProcessingIn this post, I'll share a demo I gave today to explain some of the processing nodes in the palette of IBM Event Processing. I've found that demonstrations of Event Processing are easier to understan... 000