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Dale Lane

@dalelane.co.uk
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Developer for IBM. Kafka. Flink. Kubernetes. AI. ML. Gadgets. Gaming. Coffee. Creator of Machine Learning for Kids. dalelane.co.uk

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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 14/08/2026
I watched a *lot* of films over the last week (it's too hot to go outside) #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Rental Family
Aliens
Surrogates
Remarkably Bright Creatures
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 10/08/2026
my pigeon babies have reached their awkward teenage phase - not cute fluffy chicks anymore, but not old enough to fly off anywhere in their own
photo of the pigeons on the ledge next to my desk, taken through my window
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 24/07/2026
I have a few weeks left on an Apple TV trial, so my #LastFourWatched for the next few #LetterboxdFriday are going to be a bit Apple-dominated
Flora And Son
Swan Song
Finch
Death on the Nile
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 10/07/2026
I enjoyed Project Hail Mary so much more than I expected - after finding the book a bit disappointing last year. The Grace/Rocky dynamic was somehow so much more charming in movie form... or maybe I was just in the right mood for it this time around 🤷 #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
12 Angry Men (1997 remake)
Project Hail Mary
Now You See Me Now You Don't
London Boulevard
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 05/07/2026
DOOM looks like MOOD in the mirror (I'm sure I'm not the first person to notice this, but now I've noticed it I can't un-see it!)
photo of the DOOM logo in a mirror, that looks like it says "MOOD"
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 26/06/2026
The Sheep Detectives is one of the most fun movies we've seen in a while #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
The Sheep Detectives
Local Hero
Radio
The Harder They Fall
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 23/06/2026
This reminded me of the time that I (accidentally!) found the PowerShell command to crash my windows machine 😆 dalelane.co.uk/blog/?p=195
photo of a Windows blue screen of death (on a ridiculously large monitor that was the norm twenty years ago)
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 22/06/2026
the DeLorean is slow and doesn't handle well... but I'm sticking with it anyway because it's so pretty! #ForzaHorizon #ForzaHorizon6
screenshot of the Delorean in Forza Horizon 6screenshot of the Delorean in Forza Horizon 6
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 21/06/2026
wonder if I could sneak that air con unit out of here at the end of the concert and take it home... 🤔
photo of the stage ready for the concert with a 7-foot fridge sized air con unit at the side
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 09/06/2026
hard not to like a city where you can play video games while standing in the rain ;-) (I knew the Victoria and Albert Museum in Dundee has done loads on games over the years, but hadn't seen these before)
a simple six-foot tall outdoor multiplayer video gamea simple six-foot tall outdoor multiplayer video game
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 09/06/2026
hey Dan, why so desperate?
statue of Desperate DanV&A in Dundee
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 08/06/2026
Novelty ice cream flavours are back at The Ice Cream Project in London this summer. I've never made it to this, and each year keep thinking that I really should. I'm a sucker for this type of silly gimmick 🤷‍♂️ www.anyahindmarch.com/pages/the-ic...
a freezer with a variety of novelty flavour ice creams: Oxo Beef Stock, Capri Sun Orange, Lurpak Butter, Green Giant Sweetcorn, illy coffee, Ginger Nuts biscuits, Paxo Stuffing, Shortbread biscuits, Muller Corner yoghurt, Mini Cheddars, Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire Pudding, Euthymol Toothpaste, Tunnocks Caramel wafers, Yazoo Milkshake, Kikkoman Soy Sauce
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 05/06/2026
I couldn't get into Operation Avalanche, but otherwise a great #LastFourWatched this week. letterboxd.com/dale_lane/ #LetterboxdFriday
Bright Lights, Big City
Operation Avalanche
Moon
Zero Dark Thirty
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 03/06/2026
Last day of the "Americas Hursley Summit": a grand title for the annual event where we invite our customers in the Americas to visit us. We host them in Hursley House for a few days of presentations, demos, and discussions about what's coming next. It's gone well, but I'm exhausted now :)
Watercolour painting of Hursley House (credit: Sanil Nambiar)
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 22/05/2026
an unintentional fifty-percent Brad Pitt hit rate in my #LastFourWatched this week #LetterboxdFriday
Sleepers
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Two Popes
booksmart
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 22/05/2026
the sunny weather has arrived - my walk to work was beautiful this morning 🌞
photo of a path near Hursleyphoto of a footpath through grass near Otterbournea cattle grid. behind it is a fence around a field with a herd of cowsa view of IBM Hursley (you have to look closely... it's on the left)
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 01/05/2026
second cinema movie of the year for Michael for this week's #LetterboxdFriday . It was okay... soundtrack was obviously amazing 🤷 #LastFourWatched
Michael
Still : A Michael J Fox movie
Miles Jupp : On I Bang
Sleepy Hollow
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 10/04/2026
It's not like I was itching to go work in a restaurant, but wow Boiling Point made it look like hell on toast. letterboxd.com/dale_lane/ #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
Boiling Point (4.5 stars)
Point Break (3 stars)
First Banana (3 stars)
A Knight's Tale (2.5 stars)
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 03/04/2026
Sunlight - weird Love and Monsters - fun Fundamentals of Caring - touching Two Distant Strangers - bleak They were all good! #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
Sunlight, Love and Monsters, The Fundamentals of Caring, Two Distant Strangers
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 02/04/2026
I've completed two episodes of Dispatch so far, and I'm loving it - it's like another Telltale story again but better in lots of ways. The (not-removable) censorship boxes are weirdly distracting though. backloggd.com/games/dispat...
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 27/03/2026
Hacksaw Ridge was the highlight of my #LastFourWatched for this #LetterboxdFriday First half was fun (Vince Vaughn was an excellent hardass sargeant). Second half was an uncomfortably uncompromising portrayal of a battle. Great film.
Hacksaw Ridge, The Only Girl in the Orchestra, Haywire, War Machine
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 23/03/2026
Reading about manhole covers, because I know how to have fun in the evenings. 🤓 I put a crack in the one on our drive by stupidly parking a van on it. This site says an "A15" cover is only suitable for pedestrian areas anyway, so oops 🤦 www.drainagesuperstore.co.uk/help-and-adv...
photo of a manhole cover... if you zoom in you can see a big crack through it
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 22/03/2026
Still thinking about this one When you launch it for the first time, there is a startup screen which tries to do the (impossible?) job of warning you about what is coming, without spoiling what is coming.
This game is a work of fiction.

However, it depicts certain uncomfortable aspects of reality.

We suggest that you only play this game when you feel confident that doing so would not overwhelm you.

If you ever feel overwhelmed while playing, please prioritize your well-being and take a break.
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 22/03/2026
Eastleigh brought its comedy home-made sign game this morning - my favourite was "Smile, you've paid for this!"
a selfie with my youngest daughter, just before the start of the runa photo with my youngest daughter just after finishing a 10k run, half-heartedly holding up our medals
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 18/03/2026
running late this morning, because my route to work includes going through this gate 🐄🐮
herd of cows bunched into the track between two fields
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 13/03/2026
I think Pieces of April was my favourite of my #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday this week - it was simple and super-low-budget but touching. letterboxd.com/dale_lane/
Nixon : The Final Days
Much Ado About Nothing
Pieces of April
Snowpiercer
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 07/03/2026
so far, so good - I don't seem to have broken anything!
photo of a bass drum, boxes of stands and a speaker - in the back of a vanphoto of a marimba and four timpani drums in the back of the van
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 07/03/2026
I'm being a white van man again this weekend, driving between Winchester, Eastleigh & Basingstoke to move a load of musical instruments between concerts. Fingers crossed I don't break any of them! 🤞
photo of the van I'm using
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 06/03/2026
technically broke my New Year's Resolution (to not rewatch films) with Ghost In The Shell I hadn't watched it for over 25yrs, and wanted to remind myself before watching the remake, so I'm giving myself a pass Watching them on consecutive days was interesting! #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Bridge of Spies
Ghost In The Shell (the 1997 anime, and the 2017 remake)
Bombshell
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 03/03/2026
I've been tagging the movies I've watched this year with where I watched them - I was curious where I watch most stuff. Netflix seems to be winning so far, but it's close. letterboxd.com/dale_lane/ta...
Netflix - 13 films
Prime Video - 12 films
iPlayer - 6 films
Tubi - 4 films
Channel 4 - 2 films
itvx - 2 films
Cinema - 1 film
YouTube - 1 film
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 27/02/2026
Three out of #LastFourWatched were true stories for my #LetterboxdFriday this week. I Swear was amazing, and my first movie in a cinema this year letterboxd.com/dale_lane/
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead
I Swear
One Life
Marshall
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 24/02/2026
Why are fictional Dales always assholes? ☹️ (at least there is Dale from Chip n Dale, who is of course awesome) www.goodreads.com/book/show/34...
photo of Artemis, by Andy Weir - the bit of the book where the character Dale is introduced
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 23/02/2026
I have to be very careful where I step on my way home from work because there's a mile-long stretch where *dozens* of frogs have started hanging out! 🐸
photo of frogs on a tarmac footpathphoto of frogs on a tarmac footpathphoto of a frog on a tarmac footpath
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 13/02/2026
Great week for movies. F is reading Children of Men for college at the moment, so it felt timely... but apparently the movie isn't super close to the book. I might steal the book from her when she's done. Plus I'm nearly caught up on my Tarantino #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Django Unchained
Children of Men
Inglourious Basterds
Thirteen Days
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 11/02/2026
CPR training in the office this afternoon (thanks to @hiowaa.bsky.social ) As much as the chance to practice on the training dummy, it was a useful nudge to think about what I'd do and where I'd find the nearest defibrillator at work and at home.
photo of the CPR training dummy we were learning with
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 08/02/2026
Shotgun Cop Man is a fun action game, with a clever movement mechanic based on the recoil from your guns. It's also delightfully bonkers, a lot like My Friend Pedro by the same dev. (I think this is a *lot* more fun than Pedro, but sadly somehow more overlooked)
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 06/02/2026
still working through my backlog of classic files I "should" have, but somehow haven't yet, watched disappointingly, I just didn't get Time Bandits, but I loved the others #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
A Bridge Too Far
Time Bandits
Glengarry Glen Ross
The Apartment
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 05/02/2026
we're in Winchester Cathedral to see the (massive!) sun sculpture Helios, and a night of geeky comedy www.winchester-cathedral.org.uk/event/festiv...
photo of Helios - a massive model of the Sun, suspended in Winchester Cathedralphoto of Helios - a massive model of the Sun, suspended in Winchester Cathedral
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 30/01/2026
the only downside to watching Godzilla Minus One is that now Netflix is recommending a seemingly endless number of other Godzilla movies #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Godzilla Minus One (3 stars)
Starter for 10 (3 stars)
Malcolm X (3.5 stars)
Eddie the Eagle (3.5 stars)
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 23/01/2026
continuing this year's effort to catch up on classic movies I "should" watch. Interstellar was great, but a little more bleak & depressing than I expected Good, Bad & Ugly was great... although the dubbed dialogue was super distracting! #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #Letterboxd
Withnail and I - 3 stars
Interstellar - 4.5 stars
Prisoners - 3.5 stars
The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly - 3.5 stars
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 18/01/2026
each sprite has a prompt to translate between two languages, and they keep passing the translation around until you stop the project
screenshot of a Scratch project asking a sprite to convert English text into Frenchscreenshot of a Scratch project asking a sprite to convert German text to Spanishscreenshot of a Scratch project asking a sprite to convert French text to German
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 18/01/2026
playing around with a translation telephone idea for a Machine Learning for Kids project in #Scratch
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 17/01/2026
Working on a new page for Machine Learning for Kids - with a visualisation of how the training for a regression model went. It's always a tricky balance between making things too complex for young students, vs patronisingly hiding too much useful and interesting info. 🤔
screenshot of Machine Learning for Kids, showing a visualisation of training loss
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 16/01/2026
Life of Chuck was weird but super thought-provoking and The Great Dictator was great Trying to avoid any rewatches this year - so far, so good 👍 #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #Letterboxd
The Great Dictator (4.5 stars)
John Q (3 stars)
Now You See Me 2 (2 stars)
The Life of Chuck (4.5 stars)
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 10/01/2026
updated my npx card so now running "npx dalelane" also uses letterboxd to show the most recent movie I've watched dalelane.co.uk/blog/?p=5570
screenshot showing the output from running "npx dalelane" in a terminal, which displays a list of what I've recently read, played, watched and listened to
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 10/01/2026
our local Code Ninjas has closed I'd never been in, but anything that reduces the number of opportunities for kids to learn coding is a shame
photo of the Chandlers Ford CodeNinjas with a sign in the door saying they are closed for good
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 06/01/2026
i'm a shameless fan of all of these promotional "Year In Review" summaries that companies send us, but even I find the Sainsbury's one kind of ridiculous 😂
We bought more salted caramel nuts than all but two of Southampton Sainsbury's other customerstomato, cucumber, and lambs lettuce were what we bought most often
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 13/12/2025
turns out that my ML book is included in the Anthropic class action! probably a bad sign that my family's first reaction on seeing that I got a letter from a US District Court was "what have you done?!"
photo of the letter I received about the Anthropic copyright settlement - a 24-page booklet of dense legalese
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 11/12/2025
getting ready to kick off the last day of the apidays AsyncAPI track with a talk on how we could better document things like Kafka I've arrived so early the room still has a bomb shelter vibe, but it'll liven up once people arrive! I've got 55 minutes... hopefully enough to cover my *many* slides
photo of the room where I'll be presentingthe 65 slides I've prepared
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Dale Lane @dalelane.co.uk · 09/12/2025
first day of #apidays Paris, by La Grande Arche by the looks of the agenda and expo stands, I'll (unsurprisingly) spend the next few days talking about AI as much as I do Kafka & AsyncAPI
La Grande Arche the view from the base of La Grande Arche, including the sign that explains a bit of the historythe view from La Defense, including the Arc de Triomphe in the (far!) distance
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