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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's a great day to be a landlord! Thanks, Chris

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

No more than a week, in my experience

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Australia is getting some freedom!

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I don't think Winston loves me 😔 Hashtag balderdash

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The Nepalese really know how to pour whisky (he just became a grandad)

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Skipping that scheduled round of urea last January seems to have paid off in unexpected ways

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

If any of you have followed me on Facebook, you haven't. This is just a creepy ass "fan" account reposting my tiktoks

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

This calf needs an asshole, and I immediately thought of you

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I call my loaner Stormtrak "Kemosabe" because it's a Loan Ranger...

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

One thing I was not prepared for in Vietnam, fully aware I was going to a tourist destination: the number of Russians on vacation

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

These are the important push notifications we want

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Forget gumdrops, give me cheese chocolate!

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Struggled to find a toilet at Da Nang airport because the multi lingual signs confused me

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Last $4NZ breakfast before I fly home 😭

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Bánh mì checklist ✔️ Free iced tea ✔️ Air conditioning ✔️ Tiny chairs ✔️ Roadside view ✔️ Great price

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Sun lounger: $2.50 San Miguel pint: $3 Getting knocked off your feet by waves and ingesting the South China Sea: priceless

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

All this at the beach plus free WiFi (1nzd is about 15k vnd)

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Obligatory Hoi An tailor visit

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

How's the weather in NZ? Apropos of nothing, this 3 litres of ice cold beer cost $20

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Qiulae Wong is obviously not ready for politics; she answered the questions that were asked and even gave straight yes/no responses. Rookie

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

This is your reminder that a "one-in-100-year" event just means that, every year, that event has a 1% chance of occurring

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Just got told by my Android Auto that "I understand your frustration, while I don't respond to that kind of language, I am still here to help you" In my defence, it absolutely was a motherfucking useless cunt piece of shit

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Not to worry, we use paper straws

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

For travellers who really want that extra scrutiny while going through international checkpoints

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

To my utter lack of surprise, clicking "connect me to a real person" on AirNZ's chat site does not in fact connect you to a real person

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Apparently this is US "ranch slang". Heavily phoneticised English is used to lean into the accent and signify they are a real rancher. I hate it

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I guess that's only 9 missing now

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Next time you're in Arrowtoen I highly recommend the Gibbston cheese shop for clearance cheeses

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Surf and Turf at Riverton. Paua and Ribeye

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Overheard outside the pub; TOMMY CAN'T GET IN! Why not? He forgot his ID Can't he just show them his Facebook?

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Bought a checked shirt so I'd blend in at the Riverton Races. My only concern is nobody will know I'm wearing it ironically

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Splitting the A doesn't have quite the same ring as splitting the G

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Sharing my wisdom with the youths is my passion

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The Cheese Goddess @thecheesegoddess.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Can you help fill out this quick anonymous survey about how humans perceive forests? It would be great. Thanks!

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Only 3 emails today about rate increases due to fuel prices, I'll count that as a win

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Diesel is so expensive this person has converted their DMax to electric

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Of course she got caught, her bag was overweight

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

The free market is marketing freely US butter in NZ

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Your built-in navigation is shit anyway, Ford. You'd have to pay me to use it

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

This is why nobody uses copilot. Hell, I've never used copilot and it's still fucking annoying

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I was excited for the upcoming lunar eclipse until I learned how late it was going to be

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Happy National Lamb Day to all those who celebrate

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