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DairymanNZ

@dairymannz.bsky.social
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Rainfall is measured in mm, not ml! Some posts are pure BS. Dairy farmer, Ashburton, NZ.

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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dried distiller's grain
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And wheat. And DDG. I still sit just on 90% grass fed
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sorry, just checked. Grazed outside for 340 days, not 350
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So yeah, you'd struggle to find another country that's more grass fed than us. I doubt any beef farmers are feeding PK, they simply don't have the facilities
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Grazed outside for 350 days, access to fresh pasture at least 8 hours per day and 90% of their diet must qualify (pasture, forage crops, grass silage etc).
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nobody's more surprised than me when people listen to me.
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chris²
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's a great day to be a landlord! Thanks, Chris
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fuck you
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am skeptical
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We call it fodder beet in New Zealand, very popular for wintering cows but no, I don't use it
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You can but ask
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The person who is leasing is responsible for all that, except possibly water pumps
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No more than a week, in my experience
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Australia is getting some freedom!
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Excellent
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He really didn't make a very good argument
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't think Winston loves me 😔 Hashtag balderdash
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Perfect
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just wear your gumboots to blend in
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You should thank me instead and go get a free pie
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Nepalese really know how to pour whisky (he just became a grandad)
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Skipping that scheduled round of urea last January seems to have paid off in unexpected ways
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'll file a dmca when I have time
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The popularity is weird, sure, but the fan page is weirder
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If any of you have followed me on Facebook, you haven't. This is just a creepy ass "fan" account reposting my tiktoks
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This calf needs an asshole, and I immediately thought of you
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I call my loaner Stormtrak "Kemosabe" because it's a Loan Ranger...
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yeah. That plus new world screw worm and it ain't pretty
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Lolololololol. My daughter was approaching by a Russian tour guide on the beach looking for his group because she "looked Russian"
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It was great, thanks. Planning a return trip
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
One thing I was not prepared for in Vietnam, fully aware I was going to a tourist destination: the number of Russians on vacation
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
These are the important push notifications we want
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
So ones fiercely independent and the other is neurotic yet perky?
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Forget gumdrops, give me cheese chocolate!
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Struggled to find a toilet at Da Nang airport because the multi lingual signs confused me
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Last $4NZ breakfast before I fly home 😭
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Accommodation for 6 people for 9 nights, $5800NZ
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*skilful
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bánh mì checklist ✔️ Free iced tea ✔️ Air conditioning ✔️ Tiny chairs ✔️ Roadside view ✔️ Great price
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
😂😂 i take comfort in the fact Reynolds was 20 years younger than me when that photo was taken
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sun lounger: $2.50 San Miguel pint: $3 Getting knocked off your feet by waves and ingesting the South China Sea: priceless
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Thankfully I have not
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
He can afford more than $200 for a blazer!
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's a bronze British penny that has been carved along the sillouhett of King Edward VII's profile. The other side of the coin is the goddess Brittania
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
All this at the beach plus free WiFi (1nzd is about 15k vnd)
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Obligatory Hoi An tailor visit
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is San Mig
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How's the weather in NZ? Apropos of nothing, this 3 litres of ice cold beer cost $20
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DairymanNZ @dairymannz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Great opportunities for children. My kids absolutely thrived here. It's growing very fast, I can't get over the number of new subdivisions and new builds. Very multicultural, thanks in a large part to dairy farming and the meat works. Ashburton has been very good to me and my family
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