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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar

@dagmarian.bsky.social
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Welcome to my brain. I'd ask you to wear gloves, but they're more for your protection. I would be hard to get more filthy in here than it already is, but I'm game if you are. She/her Poly Pan As old as my tongue & a li'l older than my teeth

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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am embarrassed by how quickly this got me to your store. 🎃
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yay! A Doug Jones movie!
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The comments section is golden on this one. 🤣 🤣🤣💀💀
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think I love those claws in the bottom left corner, beside the black swans.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Some people have to step on others to raise themselves up. Some people get well compensated for it.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me! I saw it opening weekend, which i almost never do, along with my hubby and parents who know how much Wile E. Coyote means to me.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Look at you with diverse interests and stuff
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And I'd likely be this smooth about it, too
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Doctor Who TARDIS Crash Landing
Alt: Doctor Who TARDIS Crash Landing
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not the best pictures, but im just happy it's not raining for once when there is something cool going on in the sky
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Too apt. Well meme'd, indeed.
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Chris Schweizer @schweizercomics.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Just a reminder that there's a Will Shakespeare miniseries from the heyday of BBC historicals starring Tim Curry as Shakespeare and Ian McShane as Marlowe, and it's on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpxC...
production stills of Curry and McShane in costume
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
*snuggles in gently near the edge so she doesn't squish anyone, then tosses her legs across several laps to include more people in snuggles* Buffy sounds like a great option!
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I canceled my subscription years ago, when I noticed that men were referred to by honorifics and last name, but women were referred by first name, i.e. President Biden vs. Hillary Clinton (often not Secretary or Senator). The NYT seems to take issue with women, especially in positions of power
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cocooned securely, cared for, all my responsibilities set aside while I am on your table - once I get past the initial breathing panic
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nooooo!!!! That's not what I meant when I said "get me wet down there"
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If that's the case, you may have a point. I don't hang out on Tumblr enough to see that. You'd alms have to have a kink for it to be bragging about it, but not monetizing it.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yeah, I think the word for that might be "grift". Those "simple tradwives" are often raking it in with their influence accounts. It's a show.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Some days, the algorithm is in fine fettle.
Two completely unrelated posts that go beautifully together: the top one is a mocking post citing the variety of bipedal humans who have existed with some overlap in history. The lower one asks "What does 'really man' even mean anyway?"
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/08/2026
Worth a listen. “If I was gonna stage a coup in 2028…”
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I wish I could get this kind of therapy covered by my insurance. (But i also want you to get paid promptly)
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Wow. I can't even fathom how this works. The fact that they switched songs midstream further breaks my brain. It's amazing.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
being a perfect homemaker, event planner, and having a picturesque family. I would love to see cotillion culture get something akin to Rumspringa, where they go out and live in a different culture for a year before deciding whether they want to go back to tradwifedom.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you don't know BDSM or kink, yes. If you don't know the culture these girls grow up in, yes; fine point, well made. Kink is based heavily in INFORMED consent. You know what you're agreeing to and the possible risks. These girls are brought up in a culture that glorifies...
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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It's Almost Your Birthday!
ALT: It's Almost Your Birthday!
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That ain't playin' fair. On either part. Have fun. Make sure he has a safe call set up.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Safiya Nygaard: Both.
Alt: A dark haired, light skinned woman in a longsleeved black top, Safiya Nygaard, sits in front of a light background and nods, saying "Both."
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I am glad your foot is not broken. Now I wish it was completely unhurt.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wait...*looks around at empty * was that whimper from me?
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Shhhhh...let them think they came up with it and we might actually get somewhere. Don't tap on the glass: they'll get spooked.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I always feel so hydrodynamic and want to get as wet as possible
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bet.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
*starts planting trees so your victory march may be shaded*
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A picture might be worth 1000 words, but that alt text is doing some heavy lifting (innuendo fully intended)
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Babes, I wish you all the best, but this would make one hell of an obituary.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Seriously. As a culture (and I'm stretching the definition here), we have our priorities way out of whack.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
That's cute and bright. Where did you find it?
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Love-Colored Katsu Spark @yurimobilefort.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
How often do you get accused of being a digital artist instead of a photographer? I kid, I kid. You are lucky enough to have one of the most magical cities on the continent as your hometown model.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I was wondering where you were doing sessions in Chicago. I miss that space you had. I have many good memories there.
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Robin Kirby @robinmk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The guy that they want you to be terrified of (Mamdani) is making sure kids in NYC are fed all summer and people have access to cheaper groceries, all while they take food away from kids getting SNAP. Just sayin, feeding kids should make you the good guy.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh, beloved... 💔🫶
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*whimpers*
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Are we allowed to dibs these? I know someone who needs a Raven.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Did you read the comic? There's so much great humor and intrigue and awful jokes in there.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
These are seriously great books with a wry sense of humor and healthy thumb-biting at a shady government. It's been a few years since I read either, but -damn- did i love how Stoneskin builds. What a neat premise. Thanks for the reminder to re-read, Sean, and happy birthday to @kbspangler.com !
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Because the walk you went on would up being 30% longer due to getting lost in the woods? No? Just me, then.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Floating, disconnected, rapturous...I have lost my ability to use language in this moment. I can only feel, react, ride the waves of pain you've sent me on as they transmute to pleasurable release, taking my petty worries and distractions to let me exist purely right here, right now, in this flesh.
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The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar @dagmarian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This seems like a perfectly reasonable request, since Jeffery Combs is in everything else. Why would he not be in your home, helping you with injections?
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