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@dafty.el.fail
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I love house music and Costco

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serpy @dogmouthed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 10/10/2026
He doesn’t know how to use the internet and it shows
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 09/10/2026
🫃
Costco churro
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 08/10/2026
Come on through
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 05/10/2026
Smash through all of your problems
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 04/10/2026
What a waste of a day
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 03/10/2026
Team Fortress 2
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 01/10/2026
Nevermind
Car exterior temperature reading showing 114 degrees Fahrenheit (45.5 degrees Celsius)
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 27/09/2026
How long will it take for me to complete two incredibly accomplishable tasks on a Sunday? I don’t know either!
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 26/09/2026
At last, non-fuckass weather
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
some pilots are part of the furry community
An illustration of the Ralph Lauren Polo bear dressed up as a pilot and standing in front of a red airplane. The text says "Polo Aviator by Ralph Lauren."
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 23/09/2026
He fuckin haaates the pumpkin king
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 24/09/2026
I saw a recommendation of using a trackpad alongside a mouse purely for gesture control. Not too far off of the original iGesture Pad by FingerWorks before Apple bought them out ::)
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 24/09/2026
Magic Trackpad: Take 2
Apple Magic Trackpad on a desk
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 16/09/2026
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smt @smt.rip · 29/04/2025
fav comment i've ever seen on a footwork track
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask.
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 18/09/2026
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 17/09/2026
I'm telling mom!!!!
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 16/09/2026
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 16/09/2026
Started psychiatric ketamine treatment yesterday and was just endlessly entertained by a single picture of my dog I had taken that morning
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 16/09/2026
Today’s not off to a great start
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Mega64 @mega64official.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/3FWCvzduYZg?...
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GOD Bless The U.S.A (9/11 Dance/Footwerk Group)
YouTube video by djyungtellem
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 10/09/2026
I like it, but not enough to pay $2k for it. Maybe some other time...
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 07/09/2026
TIL custom mouse cursors can be embedded into email messages
A mouse cursor depicted as a detached eyeball
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Spooky Lilirulu @ Wing-its Closed! @lilirulu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That Girl from That Game #ART | #LiliART | #LiliFANART | #DJMax
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 07/09/2026
Factory 12v lasted just shy of a year lmao At least I can now make the move to AGM and not worry about it anymore!
AGM 12v battery in an Ioniq 5
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 06/09/2026
Been a minute since I’ve listened to this on vinyl. What a godly pressing.
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 05/09/2026
damb, I want to do a road trip across Europe now youtu.be/86auknTsVag
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Building a Project Car 6000 Miles from Home
YouTube video by Speeed
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 02/09/2026
That mileage tho
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 31/08/2026
A Chiikawa plush on top of a computer monitor
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 23/08/2026
Modelo with a fellow
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 15/08/2026
ball found = walk over
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 22/08/2026
Just a touch too optimistic
Ioniq 5 reported range estimate of 417 miles on a full charge
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シャポコ🌵 @shapoco.net · 16/08/2026
らくがき
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 18/08/2026
My nearest fast charging station is 37km away, so installing a charger at my house was necessary 🥲. I think it was worth the cost though
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 18/08/2026
How is the EV charging infrastructure like in Japan? I don’t hear much about EV ownership in Japan.
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 17/08/2026
Work week hasn't even started yet and I already want it to be over
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Jab @jab50yen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think I'm just gonna hold it bro
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