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@dafty.el.fail
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I love house music and Costco

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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 10/10/2026
He doesn’t know how to use the internet and it shows
Dog
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 09/10/2026
🫃
Costco churro
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 08/10/2026
Come on through
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 05/10/2026
Smash through all of your problems
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 03/10/2026
Team Fortress 2
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 01/10/2026
Nevermind
Car exterior temperature reading showing 114 degrees Fahrenheit (45.5 degrees Celsius)
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 24/09/2026
Magic Trackpad: Take 2
Apple Magic Trackpad on a desk
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 18/09/2026
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 07/09/2026
TIL custom mouse cursors can be embedded into email messages
A mouse cursor depicted as a detached eyeball
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 07/09/2026
Factory 12v lasted just shy of a year lmao At least I can now make the move to AGM and not worry about it anymore!
AGM 12v battery in an Ioniq 5
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 06/09/2026
Been a minute since I’ve listened to this on vinyl. What a godly pressing.
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 31/08/2026
A Chiikawa plush on top of a computer monitor
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 22/08/2026
Just a touch too optimistic
Ioniq 5 reported range estimate of 417 miles on a full charge
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 10/08/2026
🥹
Fanmade DJMAX keycharms with extra DJMAX pop-up store exclusive items and a handwritten note “Gift for international buyers thx :D”
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 07/08/2026
This month's Bandcamp Friday grabs 🐵
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 31/07/2026
TIL one-ear DJ headphones exist
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 30/07/2026
Not gonna go thirsty for a while now
A bulk jug of Optimum No Rinse
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 29/07/2026
It’s been a minute :) I forgot how early you have to hit in this game
DJMAX Respect on PS4A really bad score on DJMAX Respect
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 19/07/2026
all-timer
Discord message: "yeah it helps to have actually done something before offering advice"
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 17/07/2026
A closeup of a cat plushieA closeup of a cat plushie getting punched
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 13/07/2026
A tempting proposition
DMC World Championship 2026 in London
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 11/07/2026
And their records aren’t black, but a semi-translucent smokey brown!
A Relief Record release held up against a light to show its true semi-translucent smokey brown color
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 11/07/2026
I always found it neat that some Relief Records releases contain a loop in their run-out groove
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 06/07/2026
Track A3 got me in the mood for it…
Revolution 909 tomato sauce
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 05/07/2026
Never gets old. Such a good pressing
Daft Punk’s "Homework" on vinyl
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 04/07/2026
Fun build!
A 1:18 scale Lego model of a 1966 Ford GT40
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 26/06/2026
I broke another coffee pot…
A coffee dripper on top of a liquid measuring cup
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 24/06/2026
How I feel asking for Parmesan cheese from the Costco food court employee
Propeller Hat and Lollipop Dog
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 18/06/2026
First new Bionicle set in 18 years 🥹
Lego Bionicle cosplayer minifigure
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 13/06/2026
About to go in
A can of “Start Ya Bastard” energy drink
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 05/06/2026
The "Hey are you listening" meme with the second subject thinking about El Fail from DJMAX
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 01/06/2026
Morning
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 18/05/2026
Me when I crack open a bottle of optimum no rinse
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 17/05/2026
When I want to watch purple, but my bitch wife wants to watch green
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 15/05/2026
!!!
DJMAX Preflow M1 Pro 2 Max and deskmat packaging DJMAX Preflow M1 Archon Pro 2 Max keyboard
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 15/05/2026
I'm glad this was enough to find it again
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 15/05/2026
I saw this thumbnail and immediately thought this dude found gm_construct in the real world
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 14/05/2026
Got both of these headasses to a point where I'm happy with how they turned out. I don't want to look at the palette house editor again for a long while...
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 12/05/2026
bully
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 11/05/2026
Got the joggers made too
Kirkland Signature logo longsleeve and joggers recreated in Tomodachi Life Living the Dream
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 10/05/2026
Mother’s Day present ended up being a hit
A partially assembled Lego botanical series set
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 10/05/2026
“It’s time to stop posting”
A cat lying on top of a laptop while staring at the viewer
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 09/05/2026
Tomodachi Life Living the Dream just got a lot better
A black Kirkland Signature logo longsleeve in Tomodachi Life
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 08/05/2026
The Switch is worth playing again
Tomodachi Life screenshot depicting El Clear and El Fail together as MiisTomodachi Life screenshot depicting El Clear and El Fail together as MiisEl Fail as a Mii finding great amusement with a pocket watch on the floorEl Clear as a Mii playing the guitar to her sole audience member while Manager listens in
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 03/05/2026
I wish it played the same song as their washer and dryers
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 03/05/2026
No handle to break if there isn’t one in the first place 😈
A old Frigidaire microwave with a broken handle with the middle finger pointed at itA newly installed LG microwave with a thumbs up
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 01/05/2026
Jeff Mills
Jeff Mills on the floor performing with two TR-909s
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 30/04/2026
copped
Order confirmation for DJMAX-themed Preflow Archon M1 Pro 2 Max and deskmat
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 19/04/2026
lil shit
El Fail photo on the side of a car dashboard
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dafty @dafty.el.fail · 17/04/2026
The song of my people
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