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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 10h

You are so on your own for that. I am not getting dragged into a fight between the Goddesses of Strategy and Love and the literal Queen of the Gods. That way lies curses and wars and probably the end of the world.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

And the award for the Most Not Like Anything I Expected It To Be Film of the Year goes to Hope. I mean, I went in knowing @blcagnew.bsky.social loves it and it's Korean, so that's not a lot to go on, but still. Every time you think you have that one down, it comes back with something else.

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ian.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 18/09/2026

this is a hell of a 🧵

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Honestly? Don't really care, as long as he goes and gets those bloody mood swings recognised as depression earlier than I did!

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So it turns out that the author of that "Harry Potter is raised by Tony Stark and basically revolutionizes the entire wizarding world using his brain not magic" fanfic is a nutcase too. Whodathunkit?

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

when the Monday is so bad, the universe realises it owes you one. Yay!

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Genuine question for the Americans seeing this that have watched Shaun the Sheep 3: do you know what a Womble is? (Just one for the many, many delights found in Beast of Missy Bottom).

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Just had a thought: blowing the relay in Arrival. Presumably it's slaughtered just about everyone in about ten billion miles, yes, but it also means that whatever ending you choose, if there's any reapers or people there, they don't get synthesized or controlled or destroyed, because no relay. Huh

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Just heard about Kane Chronicles going ahead at Disney+. BAD BLUSKY! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME? I HAVE TO FIND OUT FROM FACEBOOK?! REALLY? NO BISCUITS FOR YOU!

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Sheldon Cooper set disability representation back decades.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So I've just seen that Coyote Vs ACME and K-Pop Demon Hunters are dropping in blu-ray the same day. Now that is an absolute doozy of a double-bill.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Koop Demon Hunters finally has a release date! November 9! Bugger. That's the week after my week off.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Coyote Vs ACME. holy shit, that is a perfect film. I have not laughed so much watching a film in years. The title character has limited signs but doesn't need words, because you know exactly what he's saying. The mods and shoutouts are wonderful. and the crescendo moment will go down in history.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Mass Effect 1, so if I stay on Earth, I'm absolutely fine, ta very much, a quarter of a million will do very nicely indeed.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

So filmmakers have some sort of time-based dimension manipulation powers, right? Or at least the good ones? Because no fucking way is End of Oak Street 99 minutes dead. There's way too much of it for 99, it's at least 109. I mean that in a good way. Although McGregor needs to wash that accent out.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Aha! A version of A Christmas Carol coming out this year that's not starring a creep and generally pointless and probably shite!

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Coming this season, on The Rookie. (Not like that, you dirty people!)

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Oh my gods. I didn't think they could do it again, but this looks like they've given it their best shot!

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Gwaith gwych, bachgen! Nawr gadewch i ni chwythu'r thong 'na a mynd adref! (Welsh is weird).

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

So if No Way Home takes place after Endgame's 5 year skip, and Brand New Day takes place four years after that, then either Ned is a retro, physical media fan (he has a PS5 Pro, which would be Very Old Indeed by this point), or there's a technology lull in the MCU that hit consumers hard.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Fuck me, a marvel movie that actually felt like one. Been a long time since that happened.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It has taken SEVEN PLAYTHROUGHS but I have finally managed to boot have to murder Jeong on Ferris in ME1! I mean, this was meant to be my perfect playthrough, but I wasn't expecting that.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I am so glad you asked, I have a list: Edam, emental, mozzarella, wensleydale, double Gloucester, red Leicester, gouda, and yes I have put all of these and probably more on the same pizza and yes it was Bloody Lovely.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I have bought Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief... 5 times I think. The one with the shit cover in 2010 now probably burnt by a former friend, Kindle, Graphic Novel, the new hardback 20th anniversary edition, and as part of a box set for the first series for my niece's birthday.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Been in the process of transferring my tech over to the new house of late, just got the telly sorted today, hence I'm A Behind on certain releases (STFU about Aang and Star Trek, I'm waiting on a PS4 controller tomorrow to run AP and D+). That said: Mr Cavill, your Cumberbatch is showing.

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 23/07/2026

An autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop, sources have reported.

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Autistic man with special interest in Harry Potter gets over it, leaving you with no excuse

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Man, I forgot you're a squishy witch at the start of Hades 2...

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

One more thought on Oddyssey: Laistrygonians are Canadian, damn it.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Peter Jackson's King Arthur And someone give Eggers a blank cheque for a Ragnarok saga.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

OK, this is a rare one, because retail in film is usually too boring for much of anything, but the scene in Ocean's 8 where Bullock rips off a department store in a matter of moments. CALL. A FUCKING. SUPERVISOR. YOU DUMB BINT. You got fired literally five minutes after she left because you didn't.

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Grant Stoner @supercrip1994.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Resharing again – if you are a disabled player impacted by Fortnite's removal/nerf of the audio indicator accessibility feature, please reach out! I'm writing a story and would love to get your perspective. Feel free to respond here or send me an email (Email in bio)

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Got Jonathan Sims' The Burn Line today, but seeing as his fiction is far too close to reality for comfort regarding the heat, I'm saving it for a bit, hopefully when it's cooler.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

If there's one scene that Toy Story 5 needs more than any other, it's one that shows Bonnie's mum going round to those A-hole dickwad "friends" of Bonnie's and showing their parents, in a tirade of "your kids fucked with my kid and if you don't do something about it I'm gonna!" their arseholery.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

So it looks like I'm watching a Werewulf this Christmas. Bloody (literally) hells, between Dunesday and that, the cinemas are going to be packed this year.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

It has occurred to me that "I have the power" and "I am Moana" have the same rhythm, and now I'm wondering just how good a He-Man musical would be.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

So you want to take an idea, turn that into a script, pre-produce (i.e. build the sets, get the cast, the equipment to film it all in the first place), film it, and post-produce it in less than six months? good luck with that, my guy.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Well, the fuckwits are already going after Supergirl I see. My FB feed is going to be bloody unusable with their tripe for a week,I now. Fucking morons.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Mass Effect 2 is the biggest pile of bollocks in video games. Easiest difficulty? Still die in seconds. I've only got to get to this pissing com tower and I can move on to the one game in this pissing series that actually managed to have decent combat that didn't feel like bullshit in!

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

The next murder thriller - people are dying, and the only thing connecting them is a popular media franchise. It falls on DCI Bonnie Cartwright and her team of screw ups in the Metropolitan police to solve the case, before the premiere becomes the franchise's finale.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

It's a TV movie, but The Greatest Store in the World. Single mum of two is made homeless at Christmas, they camp in the local department store and ultimately stop Ricky Gervais and Mark Williams from robbing it.

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Now make Satan a woman. (Also: who the hell is getting hitched that has Satan and the Reaper on the guest list?!)

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Daft Penguin @daftpenguin.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

You wanna get wild? OK,, I'll show you wild: Charioteering. Full send, no holds barred, first to survive three laps. That'll give those serpents something to bloody cheer abiut.

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