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DaftOldeFart

@daftoldefart.bsky.social
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Aging collector of TTRPGs, Occult Consultant, Folklore and Fortean studies. Quaffer of Real ales, Stouts and other drinks you can't see thru. BonVivant.

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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wonder I he has the same arthritic hands as Action man too?
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But you've got to admit, not having a single grey hair on that dome IS impressive 😉
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And essentially what Gort was made of in the remake..
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mimetic Polyalloy from T2 is essentially a new form of life, isn't it? (nanotech?)
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Have a word with my friend, Mr. Cavor...
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Don't bother, it's overrated..
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Did we shorten and dilute it into our word "sad"?
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A right 'Billy No-books'....
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Don't talk like that about our CO! 😉
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Hilary Briss's Sinister Grin in League Of Gentlemen
ALT: Hilary Briss's Sinister Grin in League Of Gentlemen
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cack-handed Fred did your testicles, though....
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In 200 years will there be a little blue plaque there? (Site of historical significance)
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sell em to me then! 😉
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Surely you mean drag me BACK to Hell?
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh, the Night Market?
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And there was that episode of Rentaghost....
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Surely it should be a weak LEMON drink..?
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Simon Quinlank Fist Of Fun
ALT: Simon Quinlank Fist Of Fun
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Solar eclipse? First thing that pops into my head... youtu.be/RQ_myuiC8gY?...
youtu.be
The Day of the Triffids - The FULL British Mini Series (1981)
YouTube video by Lionz Klawz Presents:
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Vampire Reacts to Good Morning Sunshine
ALT: Vampire Reacts to Good Morning Sunshine
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Bob's Burgers: Louise's Evil Laugh
ALT: Bob's Burgers: Louise's Evil Laugh
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Maybe a Daniel Craig/James bond style re-boot? A bit grittier for a more mature audience?
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Too shiny!
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Nah, that doesn't work.....(Apparently)
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Had to take this a few months ago. Since last time they've reduced the amount of water you mix it into, so less to get thru, but still tastes disgusting. And can recommend the Fentanyl pain relief they gave me, prior to the 'procedure'. (felt like being a comfortable four pints in)
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
All bees play Traveller in their downtime...
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Strange aubergine, that!
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Especially the Bounty hunter variant, as featured in WD...
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
While out and about? Next to a recently sold property?
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I think last night's sleep can be best described as a 'slow broil'...
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Always puzzled me as to why daisy was dressed as a sandman (from Logan's Run) in this episode....
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Greta the Psychic Goose Driving Car
ALT: Greta the Psychic Goose Driving Car
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mine is this...... You know it is, it really is. Thank you.
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
That martian landscape needs custard..
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Drop the T, add 'Hawaiian'..
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If your tongue ain't blue you've not had enough blackjacks...
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Chris, Ontos Games @ontosgames.co.uk · 17/06/2026
Hexham high street coned off. Reason bit of a puzzle.
A coned off pavement inexplicably strewn with jigsaw pieces.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
like i’m really gonna fall for this a third time
A white hand dryer with a metallic nozzle and a label that reads "Voice Activated Touchless Technology Speak Loudly: Say 'BLOW ME' To Start, For Your Safety."
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Call it garnish, like parsley. Or a salad....
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Let's discuss that......at length.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 03/06/2026
Going through old photos and have no idea what this was for :D
Morph with his massive buns
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Prepare your towel, sir!
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Locker Room Towel Fight
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A meme of a black and white house that is very old and victorian looking.

The caption.

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted.  I've lived here for 247 years and not noticed anything strange
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Belgium! That's fighting talk!
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Zoinks, Scoobs, do you have a hollow leg?
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
MMMmmmmMMMmMmmMMMMmmmmmmMMM?
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I'd need to channel my 'inner Kenneth Williams' if i was playing a Skeksis...
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Where was that? Hull?
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I see a fixer-upper...
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DaftOldeFart @daftoldefart.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I'd love to be in the room when the penny drops and he realises what he's actually been boasting about, all this time.
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