dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 20himagine you publicly break up with your boy best friend work husband and then release this song on his birthday 000
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I did not stop drinking Bloody Caesars and head to my gate at 8AM for this on my birthday!!!!!! 130
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 28/06/2026hi eva this has nothing to do with your post but bluesky won't let me message u a picture and i saw this letterboxd review of the new jackass movie and thought of u 110
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I know in my heart another team had him designed in a lab to ensorcel and distract sid 180
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 26/06/2026like don’t get it twisted, today is my first full day of freedom since I got traumatic butthole surgery a month ago and Tony and I are absolutely knocking one back at 3pm and talking about going to Vietnam and not coming back 160
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 23/06/2026This looks like my favorite gal, Bootsie! 0130
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 20/06/2026so you'll answer this question but when **i** drunk e-mail you several years ago asking for your analysis on tom delonge from blink-182-- 090
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 16/06/2026your star sign, your Myers-Briggs’s, your enneagram— these say nothing real about you compared to your MTV Nextsona (I’m sadly always gonna be a Brett, 18) 080
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Home away from home for however long it takes me to poop without almost dying 270
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I saw someone make this comparison and u know what they weren’t wrong 110
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 29/03/2026not to brag but I was kind of the ITYSL 1989 baby of the year 060
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 19/03/2026mike white eliminated on survivor, my people are free 120
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 21/02/2026can you believe this little dork is turning 15 this spring 2110
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 13/02/2026MY WIFE MADE ME AN ERASERHEAD BABY LABUBU FOR VALENTINES DAY IM THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE !!!! 0110
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 11/02/2026huge life accomplishment and jumpscare when they mentioned my YouTube comment on the lonely island podcast this week 140
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 11/02/2026m got us one that looks like this years ago and it is the mvp of this house 010
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 16/01/2026an angel lives with us on earth and his name is scrambles 2170
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 06/01/2026(teddy roosevelt voice) the light has gone out of my life @thesavbananas.bsky.social 160
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 05/01/2026whenever one of my teams is playing detroit 1130
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 30/12/2025eating fried chicken and wife pointed out we are also dressed like fried chicken 090
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 26/12/2025All the girls gays and theys in this little sports bar tonight. Ive never heard a crowd cheer louder than when they turned the subtitles on two minutes in. 1120
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 26/12/2025I would say come to the heated rivalry season rewatch at champs bar at 6pm but my wife and I literally had to murder bribe and steal the two seats we have and we got here 30 minutes ago 1160
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 26/12/2025every straight hockey guy with a podcast reviewing heated rivalry at the end of 2025 0161
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 20/12/2025watching hockey drinking a Bloody Caesar at my Vancouver layover and they’re playing Avril Lavigne, if u cut me right now I would bleed maple 0140
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 19/12/2025the v/a for TLG is SO much better. meanwhile every woman in HR sounds like her 110
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 19/12/2025He said this after reading Tough Guy 030
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 13/12/2025happy 100 years to dick van d-slur 1131
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 02/12/2025tfw ur car overheats for the second time in a month and u are stalled out on the side of the road waiting for a tow truck and cancelling all ur afternoon meetings 190
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 18/11/2025updated my work slack status to set serious expectations with business partners 380
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Progressive W’s on the day Dick Cheney died got me feeling this way 0120
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 04/11/2025how I’ll sleep at night after I kidnap the actor in the new paddington costume 120
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 02/11/2025as always, the toronto sports fan experience 0190
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 28/10/2025being in the office when work announces 30k in layoffs starting tomorrow and u are one of 3 people on ur team that survived the last time they did this 3110
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 20/10/2025"Inflatable Costume Company CEO Unsure How Best to Further Civil Unrest, Ensure YOY Profits for Q4 in 2026" 2171
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 20/10/2025you ever forget something and it itches at the back of your mind, so you google "who wrote 'what a strange, sad day it's been'" and get whammied back a whole decade 2267
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 18/10/2025me for 24 hours after every protest I’ve been at this year 1182
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 08/10/2025survived tube up my butt now we feast 490
dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 02/10/2025we've been waiting for official H1B guidance at work for two weeks and legal finally dropped a 3 page FAQ that might as well be this image over and over 170