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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 58m
Back to TempleOS I guess
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 1h
I'm always saying this
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 1h
I was chopping wood and two ruffed grouse were hanging out in the aspens behind me eating leaves. Never seen them do that before
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 2h
Let's see those Olive Garden fits
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 3h
Yeah this is salvage denim it was raised from a shipwreck
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 03/09/2025
Pressing these at the same time to unlock a secret grain
Mysterious buttons
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 11h
12 Grains should be enough for anyone
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 13h
Old riverbed? Thankfully most of the run is through sandy soil
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 13h
Every day I'm shovelin'
Deep trench with a new water line being buried in sand
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 13h
Jimmy Buffet's Sunrisers
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 16/07/2024
every day I think fondly of the brown king Cyrus the Great who invented the first ever empire
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 26/04/2026
Every day is like christmas when breakfast is on the menu
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 13h
What are some good slurs for morning people
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 02/10/2026
I would never brush my teeth with essential oils
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 02/10/2026
Where did I put my tin of tooth powder
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 02/10/2026
Dads love sipping coffee out of one of these while they work on their motorbike
Corelle “Old Town Blue” mug
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 01/10/2026
Nostalgia is a hell of a drug
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 01/10/2026
I saw a dinnerware pattern I haven't thought about since I was 4 years old and it released a frightening amount of dopamine
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 01/10/2026
#3 the rare dirtbike turtleneck
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 01/10/2026
Luxurious turtlenecks
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 01/10/2026
Thinking about becoming evil. sike
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 01/10/2026
It's free water
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 01/10/2026
It was a dark and stormy metaphor
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 30/09/2026
Death of the auteur
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 30/09/2026
Not my problem
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 30/09/2026
He was just like every other man, except more so
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 30/09/2026
I'd watch the hell out of that
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 30/09/2026
=COMING UP=
     GOBLIN TIME
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 30/09/2026
I'm sorry I ate your decorative gourds
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 30/09/2026
It must feel so good to excoriate a lobbyist
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 29/09/2026
I don't miss it. But I kinda miss it
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 29/09/2026
Are you fussing right now bro
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 29/09/2026
Remember blockchain lol
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 29/09/2026
Blockchain solves this
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 29/09/2026
Every estuary should have a few good shipwrecks imho
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 29/09/2026
Feels good when you hit that button and delete Windows forever
Star Trek TNG title but it says "The Year of Linux on the Desktop"
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 29/09/2026
It's all about the hash scab friends we make along the way
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 29/09/2026
We finally got a meadery
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 30/05/2024
Before enlightenment, chop wood and fetch water. After enlightenment, fetch wood and chop water
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 29/09/2026
I'm a single issue voter and that issue is metric time
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 25/09/2026
This outfit came to me in a dream
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 25/09/2026
Wish I had some pudding
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 25/09/2026
Sometimes you gotta stop working and watch Mannix
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 24/09/2026
(Making first contact with an unknowably ancient and wise crystalline alien society) So what's your body count
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 24/09/2026
I refuse to fly with any pilot who isn't a furry
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 24/09/2026
Do not put me in a starter pack. These posts are for advanced users only
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 24/09/2026
Stupid Crap 2: The Legend Continues
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
I know all the funny numbers and even a few that aren’t funny.
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 24/09/2026
This duck means business
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 24/09/2026
Pining for the Urals
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