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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 03/09/2025
Pressing these at the same time to unlock a secret grain
Mysterious buttons
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 7h
12 Grains should be enough for anyone
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 9h
Every day I'm shovelin'
Deep trench with a new water line being buried in sand
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 16/07/2024
every day I think fondly of the brown king Cyrus the Great who invented the first ever empire
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 26/04/2026
Every day is like christmas when breakfast is on the menu
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 9h
What are some good slurs for morning people
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 20h
I would never brush my teeth with essential oils
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 20h
Where did I put my tin of tooth powder
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 23h
Dads love sipping coffee out of one of these while they work on their motorbike
Corelle “Old Town Blue” mug
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 01/10/2026
I saw a dinnerware pattern I haven't thought about since I was 4 years old and it released a frightening amount of dopamine
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 01/10/2026
Luxurious turtlenecks
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 01/10/2026
Thinking about becoming evil. sike
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 01/10/2026
It was a dark and stormy metaphor
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 30/09/2026
Death of the auteur
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 30/09/2026
He was just like every other man, except more so
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 30/09/2026
=COMING UP=
     GOBLIN TIME
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 30/09/2026
I'm sorry I ate your decorative gourds
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 30/09/2026
It must feel so good to excoriate a lobbyist
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 29/09/2026
Are you fussing right now bro
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 29/09/2026
Remember blockchain lol
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 29/09/2026
Feels good when you hit that button and delete Windows forever
Star Trek TNG title but it says "The Year of Linux on the Desktop"
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 29/09/2026
We finally got a meadery
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 30/05/2024
Before enlightenment, chop wood and fetch water. After enlightenment, fetch wood and chop water
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 29/09/2026
I'm a single issue voter and that issue is metric time
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 25/09/2026
This outfit came to me in a dream
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 25/09/2026
Wish I had some pudding
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 25/09/2026
Sometimes you gotta stop working and watch Mannix
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 24/09/2026
I refuse to fly with any pilot who isn't a furry
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 24/09/2026
Do not put me in a starter pack. These posts are for advanced users only
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 24/09/2026
Stupid Crap 2: The Legend Continues
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
I know all the funny numbers and even a few that aren’t funny.
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 24/09/2026
What's your favourite oblast?
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Arnold Schwarzenegger & Kate Winslet Spin
ALT: Arnold Schwarzenegger & Kate Winslet Spin
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 24/09/2026
My new after work thing is I take a soccer ball to the high school field across the street and jog around for a while. It's always empty and there are some great sunsets 🌅
Soccer ball on green turf
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 24/09/2026
0 of 3 packages delivered today incredible
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brutalism apologist 🇵🇸 @brutapologist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well first of all, nothing human is alien to me, so jot that down
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 23/09/2026
The Legend of the Stupid Crap
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 22/09/2026
I could easily defeat any muppet with Velcro
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 22/09/2026
Rejoice! The Supreme Mentator has looked into the heart of our enemy and found it empty
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 21/09/2026
Everyone complains about their quality of life getting worse but they never buy lottery tickets. Curious
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 21/09/2026
Trying to get a free water well drilled by the gold mining company up the hill, reaching unheard of levels of country
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 21/09/2026
Why Do Guys Love Jumping So Much? It's not just jestermaxxing.
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 18/09/2026
Great work on "Thursday" everyone
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 18/09/2026
I am tired of devices, these phones. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their apps.
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 18/09/2026
I'll drink to that
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 17/09/2026
Might get a donair later #donairupdate
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 17/09/2026
Getting worked up about AI alignment is very funny when we can't even get Democratic Representatives alignment
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Know the Bluesky Posting Rules
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 17/09/2026
You can't have everything. Where would you put it
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y3k @dadjokes.icu · 17/09/2026
The Non-Euclidean Burger
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