Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 6hButter here is generally sold by the pound, divided into individually wrapped 4 oz segments. In the western part of the country, those segments are shorter and wider, in the east they're longer and thinner: 010
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 6hI dunno man, him getting tossed makes them more likely to win. 000
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 14hI feel compelled to point out that their basic bitch "carbonara" is also a recipe from a white person in the US. A traditional Roman Alfredo is just butter and parm. 130
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 15hI was very close to getting a Kona EV. The only thing that stopped me was that the door was too small. Even with the seat all the way down and back, the frame would hit me in the shoulder getting in. The contortions I needed to do to get in it we're not something I'm willing to do on a daily basis. 000
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 17hPaul Ryan claiming RATM was his favorite band might have broke me. 100
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Well, I just fact checked myself, and the Brewers actually do have it spelled out. Sucks for the Padres, but the ground rules for the ballpark say that a ball hitting the roof, roof truss, or roof cable in fair territory is a live ball and in play. 140
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Trop is garbage, but they have clear ground rules if you hit the catwalks. Olympic Stadium in Montreal used to have the foul line painted on the roof just in case. The Brewers will have to create ground rules around jt, just like most rules in baseball exist because something crazy happened. 110
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I more or less agree with the call, mostly because they don't have ground rules about what happens if you hit those cables. Too many questions here: did it hit in fair territory? Would it have stayed fair? Did it have the distance? Lacking answers or ground rules, it has to be played out. 110
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I know it's been a thing in Toronto where the roof has been closed when it should have been open, and I want to say the reasoning was to open the roof for game 1, they need to be able project they can open it for the whole series based on temperature (not necessarily precipitation). 100
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Unfortunately with the Jays out of it, I'm fully in support of a lower payroll team winning it all just to hurt the case of the owners that want a salary cap. 011
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Obviously run production is entirely dependent on his teammates doing work, but it would be fitting if he drops a .950 OPS without producing many runs. 110
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's absurd how a guy as legitimately talented as he as can come up so small all the time. Obviously I loved taking advantage of it for years as a Jays fan, but it still never made sense to me. 110
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 04/10/2026As an avowed "fuck every other team in our division" devotee, I must begrudgingly list the Rays as one of my preferred teams to win. Partially because it means the Yankees lose, but also because fuck the owners that want a lock out to get a salary cap. 021
Reposted by ChrisWyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 03/10/2026We only have a few days left to request funds for the Thrive Survivor Support Center and survivors of DA and SA. I'm still pretty far off from my goal, but I know you lovely people will like, share, and donate to help me hit my target because you're all beautiful people. 11512
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Perfectly reasonable. A million different ways to get the right answer without and AI is, without question, the worst one. And that's before you even take into account that it's the most likely to give you the wrong answer! 020
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I could have answered that question using the Casio watch I had in the second grade. I also could have answered it in the second grade... 110
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 02/10/2026On the bright side, even though I had to use 2.5 hours of vacation time because we closed early today (after 7 hours without power) the dog is being a nice little snuggle bug. 000
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I cannot emphasize how absurd it is that they'll pay us to sit in the dark with nothing to do for over 5 hours now, but eventually we'll be told we have to decide to go somewhere else to work, or use vacation time for the rest of the day. 010
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Power's been out at work since around 4, I got here at 8. 100
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It 100% conditions people to expect negative feedback whenever they hear something good from their boss. The back end also does absolutely nothing to soften the blow, so it's really just wasting positive feedback for no reason. 030
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comBreaking Bad: Todd Alquist on the PhoneALT: Breaking Bad: Todd Alquist on the Phone 020
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🎵You've been hit by🎵 🎵You've been struck by🎵 🎵A smoove rock alarm🎵 000
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comLittle Girl Excited on America's Got TalentALT: Little Girl Excited on America's Got Talent 000
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Karen, this is all so fantastic! So happy for you. (Also, I'll need a full report on the food) 110
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They should show the College Football National Championship game in theaters and sell a popcorn bucket shaped like the fleshlight trophy. Collect all the fucktoy buckets! 010
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comKramer: That's True!ALT: Kramer: That's True! 020
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You should buy some snacks while you're out running errands. 020
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hmmm... New idea: breakfast burrito truck that only serves at stop signs and red lights named "Brake Fast Burritos". 120
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Except in this case, Hasan isn't even a coffe boy. He's literally nothing in the party. 020
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This reminded me of the early days of Trump I, when every leak was blamed on a random, low level coffee boy that was always pictured at the table in meetings with Trump (who doesn't drink coffee) and MAGAs would say it couldn't be true because how would they know, even though it was always true. 110
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What's that refrain I always hear about when the middle and lower classes talk about how tough things are where they've spent their entire lives? "Well, if he doesn't like it, he can just move" 1495
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I like that if you combine the post text with the alt text it reads "happy wednesday my ass" 010
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"white people stuff like square dancing and putting heaps of mayonnaise in everything" The man managed to read this and still not even remotely begin to catch on. Amazing. 1380
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is, without a doubt, one of the largest piles of bullshit I've ever seen on here. 060
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just throwing more bullshit at the wall to try and claim the election is rigged if it doesn't go their way. 020
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Is Smug an aptonym, or is he actually a big enough asshole that he was given smug as a nickname? 010
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"No weirdos, no wimps" seems to immediately disqualify everyone he thinks he wants. 020
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I haven't seen that episode in a couple of years, and yet, for no particular reason, blammo. 010
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hand to god, I woke up with this in my head today.youtube.comFrasier - Cork Master Song!YouTube video by ThisWholeWorld100 110
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It doesn't work with emails, but I get some catharsis by replying to tell Ted Cruz and JD Vance to eat shit, even though no one will ever read it. 010
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 30/09/2026From my understanding (and I may well be misinformed), any responses that aren't the listed commands get reviewed by a human, and they'll unsubscribe you pretty quickly. In my experience, I get a faster response saying I've been unsubscribed than with any of the automated one. 100
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I find responding to the texts with a nice "fuck off" usually gets me taken off the list pretty quickly. 110
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm finally gonna try and benefit from the madness and work the polls. Our new contract stipulates we're allowed to work the election and still collect our regular pay. 010
