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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Butter here is generally sold by the pound, divided into individually wrapped 4 oz segments. In the western part of the country, those segments are shorter and wider, in the east they're longer and thinner:
4 oz segment of butter from Western USA on the left, 4 oz segment of butter from Eastern USA on the right
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, I just fact checked myself, and the Brewers actually do have it spelled out. Sucks for the Padres, but the ground rules for the ballpark say that a ball hitting the roof, roof truss, or roof cable in fair territory is a live ball and in play.
Portion of the ground rules for American Family Field:

Roof -
Batted ball striking roof, roof truss or roof cable over fair territory: In Play

If caught by fielder, batter is out and runners advance at own risk.

Batted ball striking roof, roof truss or roof cable over foul territory: Dead Ball
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Proof of concept.
Me telling some asshole from Charlie Kirk's terrorist organizarion to fuck off and being unsubscribed from their bullshit immediately.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Along the same lines, I looked at the NCAA MBB schedule for that date, and there were 150 games played. Surely a good number of them were played during the day, but I managed to find this game after an exhausting investigation, which consisted of a random sampling of exactly one game.
Final score: Saint Mary's Gaels 64, Gonzaga Bulldogs 62
Tipoff: 10:30 PM February 3 2024
Spokane, WA
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If this was the last game of Max Scherzer's Hall of Fame career, he dialed up a vintage Mad Max performance, pitching into the 8th on 3 days rest at 42 years old.
Max Scherzer's stat line from 9/27: 7.0 IP	6 H	1 R	1	 ER 1 BB	7 K	0	HR 114 pitches 77	strikes
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don't know if @wrenispinkle.bsky.social has tried making it yet, but I'm sure she'll tell you the original is a banger. Might be better for colder weather, though.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Birthday dinner tonight at Rosy tonight, absolutely amazing. All food is seasonal and cooked over an open fire, cocktails complement the dishes beautifully. 10/10, will go again.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't know what everyone's talking about, you don't get much more right down the middle than this. I've never heard of the last guy, but he was a random guy he follows whose profile I checked, and there's no way you follow him if you're not a maga chud.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good start to birthday weekend... ...well, week.
A bucket of "not fried chicken ice cream", filled with very fried chicken-looking novelty ice cream treats.Lid of said bucket, from Life Raft Treats.
Waffle ice cream, chocolate pretzel bone, caramelized white chocolate, corn flakes.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Another great success. I've actually been doing this for a while, just the first time since it started getting some attention on here.
Text message from Republican assholes, me responding "fuck you assholes", followed by them telling me I have successfully unsubscribed from their bullshit.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fair warning, I have not tried it, but Steve from Vivaldi (Montreal restaurant) always has recipes on the YouTube that look fantastic, and I screenshotted the recipe in the comments a few weeks ago.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I definitely understand it much better now.
VLADIMIR GUERRERO JR.
HOME RUN
AT ROGERS CENTRE
Translated from Catalan into English:
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Home Run at Rogers Center!
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don't know what made her so fucking weird, but she is.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"When they broke our hearts, we made films; wrote songs; became comedians[...] This is why art sucks." This motherfucker has never created or said anything funny or interesting in his life, and his bio is proof.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't wanna be starting no thing, but 👀 👀 👀
A screenshot of the American League standings showing that YOUR Toronto Blue Jays are currently in possession of a Wild Card  spot.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wasn't even my messiest scorecard of the series.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm gonna go throw up now, thanks.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fair warning to her, the mobile app makes it easier to watch, but is dogshit at not spoiling the result, even if you've set it to hide scores For example, here's what you have to get past this morning to get to the condensed video of last night's Jays game:
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yup, it was definitely you being a jerk here, not him...
That asshole quote posting himself being an asshole and still being an asshole:

The answer could have been that she was the kid from Four Christmasses, and you could have left it at that, but you had to be a jerk about it and act tough. 

It's not hard to just answer a question - unless you didn't know, and I was right in the first place.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hey pocket friends, meet my office friend. I think he just got hired today. I think we're gonna have a good Friday together!
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This guy seems perfectly normal, what do you mean?
The cover of a garbage book by a fucking hack.What’s it about?
A defense of the 56 signers of the Declaration of Independence against perceived left-wing attempts to cancel and censor their historical legacy and importance in American society.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
In fairness, the White Castle had been closed a few years after they pulled out of the NEO market, and the new Dunkin was helpful in stopping idiots from lining up in the turn lane to cross two lanes of traffic by giving them the option to the south, but still... I want White Castle back!!!
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Did she say "spa-peggy"?
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My body is ready.
Cinnamon roll pancakes, Cajun home fries, a side of bacon and a latte, from Grumpy's Cafe in the Tremont neighborhood of Cleveland, Ohio
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Always on brand, and I respect that
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I golfed today. I didn't golf great, but it was a scramble and I golfed good enough at the right time to win a prize.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It's nice if then to let my friend hang out inside all week. I wonder when they're gonna make him leave?
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
No, but I have a pile of dead mayflies. Does that help?
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Danny DeVito as Matilda's sleaze bag used car salesman dad in Matilda
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
For androids, you can go to the app settings and switch it off. This is the ESPN app, for example.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Surely can't be a coincidence that my hold became available today!
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Hmmm... one of these attached to a magsafe or a phone case... If I wasn't so lazy I'd start 3d printing and selling this very niche product.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
First 82-0. Shuffled the era to get Haskins on my last spin. After getting Jordan, Chamberlain, and Bird (after shuffling team), it felt like it didn't really matter who else I got.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Talking about all the followers you used to have on your numerous accounts across various social media platforms is a really weird way to try and convince people you don't care about followers.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Wow, who could have seen this coming?
Throughout his 19 years with the Forest Park Police Department, Daniel Miller has a history of allegations of abuse, spanning from aggressive traffic stops to a fatal shooting to contributing to the death of a man overdosing just feet away from a hospital. A majority of the allegations did not result in discipline—and the village has paid at least three large sums in settlements stemming from his conduct on and off duty, Unraveled has found.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Sure, let's have another go and get Erin on the board.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Okay, that's just absurd. I got this one for $3.99+tax and was stoked!
A dozen dinner rolls, eight sausage buns, a quarter sheet tray of focaccia, and a loaf of rustic sourdough from Mediterra Bakery at the Westside Market in Cleveland, Ohio.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I'm here to fuck shit up.
Brunch wrap from the West Side Market Cafe on Cleveland ohio. Eggs, cheddar cheese, bacon, sausage, pico de gallo in a tortilla, served with home fries on the side.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
@blakethebutcher.bsky.social look what I found!
Spine of a weathered copy of the book At Ease: Stories I Tell to Friends by Dwight D. Eisenhower. Also some other crap on my desk.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
@meghancolleen.bsky.social don't know if you're a podcast listener, but if you need something to listen to while tending to the birbs, this episode just came out.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
So close audible... So close.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Best I can do is baseball puppy.
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Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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