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Dad Bod E

@dadbode.bsky.social
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Hi Bluesky. I'm E. I'm a husband, a father, a disabled veteran, a gen X'er and a person who is disgusted by the direction America is headed. I don't do DMs, sorry. Yes, I'm a real person. It's Dad Bod, not Dad Bot. Silly.

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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 8h
My birthday sucked. 😔
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 9h
It's been so long since I saw that movie that I don't even remember anything about it. But I'll rewatch it and find out. Thanks.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 9h
Okay, I'll ask... why did my birthday become a meme?
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 9h
One game closer to visiting Trump again? No thanks.
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Patrick Star Says Boo!
ALT: Patrick Star Says Boo!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 9h
All it says I have to do is save one. It doesn't say what I have to do with that one after I save them. Like using them as live shark bait. 😈
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 9h
They don't understand anything. That's why they are MAGA.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 10h
If the Democrats regain the house and/or senate, he's retiring so Trump can appoint a lifelong republican worse than him before January. If the democrats don't win control of either, it won't matter what he does. But at least we'll have that $5,000 check he promised!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 10h
Oh for sure. Unfortunately starvation would make people turn on each other and not on those responsible. We're stupid like that.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 10h
There were literally truckers on YouTube telling people it wasn't a real thing. I see plenty of trucks on the road still. There is no strike and if there is one, it's so minimal it's not affecting anything.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 10h
Awe, did someone get addicted to perfect weather year round?
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Mac & Charlie Crying in Smoking Jackets - Sunny
ALT: Mac & Charlie Crying in Smoking Jackets - Sunny
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 10h
That's a separate video apparently but he's still offering it as of today.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 10h
A large number of his supporters live in them so yeah.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 10h
I'm offering $5001 to every American citizen if the democrats when.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 10h
Miracle on November 3rd Street.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 10h
Has anyone heard from that guy since? He got roughed up pretty good by the pigs.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 10h
"Where's the nearest voting booth in Iran, Captain Pete?"
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 10h
"Where's the nearest voting booth in Iran, Captain Pete?"
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 10h
Found the bootlicker!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 10h
Anyone making excuses NOT TO VOTE BLUE at this point are either complete morons, paid agitators or bots. One issue matters... STOP TRUMP AT ALL COSTS!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 10h
Maybe they can cool off in the White House again.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 10h
Make Nazis Afraid Again.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 11h
If it's still available, I'm getting the tag "NOMOGAS" for my Leaf. 😅
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 14h
Dear people who refuse to vote, Do you really want someone that stupid making decisions for you? If not, THEN VOTE!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 16h
Now define "citizens"
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 16h
If it weren't for COVID, podcasts wouldn't be having their moment. FFS, they came out 22 years ago and nobody was even talking about them until about 6 years ago!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 16h
Ah, I see. It must have been a "temporary glitch" that they have since resolved. They are the smartest people in the world, after all.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 16h
Ah yes Seth. The one thing Americans are known for is being patient.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 16h
Will the other checks he promised be delivered at the same time as these checks?
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 16h
I thought they reprogrammed it to "not be political" though?
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 16h
There's a lot of time between November 3rd and January 20th for him to throw a temper tantrum over the losses. I have a feeling those will be the worst months to be an American.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 17h
I ain't reading all that craziness. After all, Tom's phone number, 479-453-0533, is all anyone cares about. Guess it's okay to post that since the President of the United States just did to millions of people!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 17h
I ain't reading all that craziness. After all, Tom's phone number, 479-453-0533, is all anyone cares about. Guess it's okay to post that since the President of the United States just did to millions of people!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 17h
This whole thing was botched so bad that I can't believe Trump wasn't involved!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 19h
Who did Nazi this coming?
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20h
"We didn't have this problem when it was America Online chatrooms!"
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20h
We didn't have this problem when it was America Online chatrooms!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20h
Brass knuckles are now called belt buckles 😉
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20h
They also do it with loud, obnoxious motorcycles.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20h
I have a wife and kids. What social calendar?
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
3.3 million views if you include the military bases, VAs, hotel lobbies, McDonald's and nursing homes that have Fox News running 24/7.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me thinks he hates the term "artificial intelligence" because he's an artificial human being! Everything about him is fake. Fake hair. Fake tan. Fake ability to stand on his own.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People have no fucking clue what's coming next month, do they? You're going to find out and find out really fast! Don't say you weren't warned! #SecondAmericanCivilWar #CivilWar2DemocraticBoogaloo
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People have no fucking clue what's coming next month, do they?
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Strychnine works better.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MAGA Make America's Government Afraid
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stop filming and start fighting back!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's okay. She went home, counted up all the money she's made in the past 2 years and laughed.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The tits aren't sagging enough. She has knee-knockers.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You mean the Epstein files that are still out of view?
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YouTube is television for idiots.
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