Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 2hWhen I was in elementary school in the early/mid 1980s, our school had what was called "corporal punishment" which, as some of you probably already know, was the principle getting to beat you across the ass with a paddle for getting in trouble. He even drilled holes in his so it was aerodynamic. 110
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Can someone explain to me how we forced Al Franken to resign over a joke photograph but we can't force John Fetterman to resign for abandoning his voters? ELI5 020
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ll say this as many times as I need to: LAWS ONLY MATTER WHEN THEY ARE ENFORCED!!!!!!!!! 020
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026During my roadtrip to SLC, UT to buy my first EV, I saw a truck with a window sticker that had a man pointing a gun at another man who was kneeling with the text, "Dead pedophiles don't re-offend" and I almost called the Secret Service because that sounds like a threat to the president of the USA! 010
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If only he was a comedian who'd gestured grabbing a woman's breasts (that were literally under body armor) during a time when people used to be able to make jokes. 🤷 010
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The day we all fight back as one is the day it changes forever! 010
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026After 24 hours of owning my EV, here are my observations: 1. The range is ever changing. What is estimated at the start of your trip is not how far you will go. Not even close. I started today with 100% charge and an estimated range of 220+ miles. I drove 155 miles and had 6% battery, 11mi range. 210
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 27/09/2026First hiccup with my EV was charging. Went to a ChargePoint station and started my charge session only to have it stop charging after 20 minutes and 33% charge. Went back and moved to a neighboring charge port and it seems to be working. #firstEV 000
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tomorrow I'm driving 270 miles to SLC to look at this 2023 Nissan Leaf SV Plus. If successful, I'll be driving it home and stopping in Price to charge for the night. WML! 120
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Coming to a sky near you... The Raptor vs Drone War of 20xxstatic.klipy.comSeductive Eagle's Intense GazeALT: Seductive Eagle's Intense Gaze 000
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Dolly Day!static.klipy.comDolly Parton's Iconic WinkALT: Dolly Parton's Iconic Wink 000
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Dear US Judges, Your rulings are meaningless without actual enforcement. I hope that clears things up. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 111
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh he's not going to like this... www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comJudge temporarily overturns Trump's White House media banA court has ordered the US government to reinstate access to the building for CNN, Politico and MS NOW. 010
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm excited that I might soon be an EV owner! I presently own a gasoline powered vehicle and pay nearly $75 to fill it up from empty. That $75 gets me about 320-400 miles. The EV I'm looking at (a 2023 Nissan Leaf SV Plus) can take me 200+ miles for around $6 if charged at home! That's 1/6 the cost! 3121
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Want some good news? A friend of mine called me today to let me know that his dad, who has been a MAGA member since 2015, is completely done with Donald Trump! His dad said Trump lied about everything and got us into another forever war with Iran for what?! I only hope that's happening a lot now! 040
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Guess those stickers don't look too bad now, do they MAGA?! 000
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I might be buying this on Saturday! The thing only has a little over 10,000 miles on it and it's 3 years old! One owner, never in an accident. It was a lease turn in vehicle. www.gofamilyauto.com/inventory/ni...gofamilyauto.comUSED NISSAN LEAF 2023 for sale in Salt Lake City, UT | Family Auto Sales, LLCFind USED 2023 NISSAN LEAF for sale at $18,298.00 in Salt Lake City, UT at Family Auto Sales, LLC now. 120
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The president of the United States IS the national security threat. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 131
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Happy Fall Y'all!static.klipy.comBeautiful Autumn Leaves FallingALT: Beautiful Autumn Leaves Falling 000
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Did you know you can play The Oregon Trail online for free anytime you want? oregontrail.ws/games/the-or...oregontrail.wsThe Oregon Trail - Play game onlinePlay The Oregon Trail game online, in a web browser. 000
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A dictator is like a cancer to a nation. As such, it must be completely cut out, removed and eradicated in order for the body to survive. Donald Trump is that cancer and America is that body. This November 3rd, be the scalpel! 000
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is some dark shit... youtu.be/z6TsRvD3Izcyoutu.be5 Most Disturbing Cases of Real Found FootageYouTube video by Chilling Scares 010
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 22/09/2026All media outlets should band together and refuse to cover him for the remainder of his term. It would destroy him! He has to be the center of attention at all times. Taking that one thing away from him would be the perfect punishment for that narcissistic bully! 010
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Okay. I think I've decided to add an EV to my vehicle library. My choice of car at this point is this (or similar) 2024 Nissan Leaf SV Plus offering a modest 226 mile range on a 62kwh battery. I can order this one right now and have it delivered... www.cargurus.com/details/4566...cargurus.comCarGurus - 2024 Nissan LEAF SV Plus FWD - $18,547Red with 16,425 miles. Automatic. Adaptive Cruise Control. Alloy Wheels. Backup Camera. Blind Spot Monitoring. Bluetooth. Heated Seats. Navigation System. Parking Sensors 230
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 21/09/2026So I have a question.... When the second American civil war does start, will a third of the population sit it out like they do with voting? Just trying to estimate how much ammo to have on hand. 000
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We can't go fight the real problem because they've convinced us that we have to fight all these artificial problems first! 000
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Converse's ad department manager:static.klipy.comUncle RuckusALT: Uncle Ruckus 010
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Another reason for Mike Johnson to close the senate early is to ensure they don't have to re-animate the corpse of Mitch McConnell again for a vote.static.klipy.comMan Tapping Head: Think About It MemeALT: Man Tapping Head: Think About It Meme 020
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Is it too late for Ed Sheeran to play Trump's America 250 concert? 030
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Jim Breuer on how to avoid getting sick when drinking is still one of the funniest things I've seen in my life... 010
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026youtu.be/TRqP52c0OLUyoutu.beSoul Coughing - Super Bon Bon original video.mpgYouTube video by LampHeadz 120
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026According to this sign, 1 hour of work under the current US federal minimum wage will buy you only 0.8 gallons of diesel and only 1.2 gallons of gasoline. 000
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026First time watching M3GAN from 2022. I'm getting some serious Natalie Harp vibes so far! 110
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When you finish filling up your lifted Ford F350 diesel in September of 2026... 010
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026No, that's not actually me but I did have that exact same truck until it got repossessed by Sears after I lost my allowance. 020
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sure, a gallon of gas is higher than it was under Biden but that's not Trump's fault! 020
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When I answer the phone thinking it's someone responding to my Craigslist ad but it's a spam call instead... 010
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I get the hate for pickup trucks and I get the need to flex having an EV but I think people are forgetting where all our shit comes from! 120
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Anyone else get "phantom" notifications from Bluesky? Where it pops up that you have a notification and then when you click on it there are no notifications? Must be that pesky AI being buggy. 010
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026People went more apeshit over Ed Sheeran than they did over Renee Good and Jonathan Pretti. Tells me all I need to know about this country and its people! I want the fuck out! 130
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026According to Trumpenomics, all you have to do is stop buying things and you'll maximize your take home pay! No groceries. No gas. No electricity. No water. No clothes. No nothing. Just you and your birthday suit under a bridge, maximizing your income! Take that trade deficits! 281
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The people in my area seem unphased by the high diesel prices (currently $6.599/gal). Yesterday I had to fill up a work vehicle at Loves. Nearly every pump had a large pickup truck at it. Several were diesel. Today I saw 2 large diesel RVs and a huge 5th wheel being towed by a huge diesel. WAIM?static.klipy.comALF What GivesALT: ALF What Gives 000
Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey so what's the plan for when Trump demolishes the Kennedy Center? I appreciate the brief protest but that's over now so I imagine Trump will begin destroying it immediately. Is there a plan for that or are we just letting him get away with that too? LMK. 010