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Dad Bod E

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Hi Bluesky. I'm E. I'm a husband, a father, a disabled veteran, a gen X'er and a person who is disgusted by the direction America is headed. I don't do DMs, sorry. Yes, I'm a real person. It's Dad Bod, not Dad Bot. Silly.

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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 2h
When I was in elementary school in the early/mid 1980s, our school had what was called "corporal punishment" which, as some of you probably already know, was the principle getting to beat you across the ass with a paddle for getting in trouble. He even drilled holes in his so it was aerodynamic.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 13h
Red hat Hat red Hatred It's that simple.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Make ICE Afraid Again!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can someone explain to me how we forced Al Franken to resign over a joke photograph but we can't force John Fetterman to resign for abandoning his voters? ELI5
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ll say this as many times as I need to: LAWS ONLY MATTER WHEN THEY ARE ENFORCED!!!!!!!!!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
During my roadtrip to SLC, UT to buy my first EV, I saw a truck with a window sticker that had a man pointing a gun at another man who was kneeling with the text, "Dead pedophiles don't re-offend" and I almost called the Secret Service because that sounds like a threat to the president of the USA!
a window sticker that had a man pointing a gun at another man who was kneeling with the text, "Dead pedophiles don't re-offend"
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If only he was a comedian who'd gestured grabbing a woman's breasts (that were literally under body armor) during a time when people used to be able to make jokes. 🤷
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The day we all fight back as one is the day it changes forever!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After 24 hours of owning my EV, here are my observations: 1. The range is ever changing. What is estimated at the start of your trip is not how far you will go. Not even close. I started today with 100% charge and an estimated range of 220+ miles. I drove 155 miles and had 6% battery, 11mi range.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
First hiccup with my EV was charging. Went to a ChargePoint station and started my charge session only to have it stop charging after 20 minutes and 33% charge. Went back and moved to a neighboring charge port and it seems to be working. #firstEV
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tomorrow I'm driving 270 miles to SLC to look at this 2023 Nissan Leaf SV Plus. If successful, I'll be driving it home and stopping in Price to charge for the night. WML!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"curbyourenthusiasmthemesong.mp3"
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Coming to a sky near you... The Raptor vs Drone War of 20xx
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Seductive Eagle's Intense Gaze
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Day!
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Dolly Parton's Iconic Wink
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dear US Judges, Your rulings are meaningless without actual enforcement. I hope that clears things up. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh he's not going to like this... www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Judge temporarily overturns Trump's White House media ban
A court has ordered the US government to reinstate access to the building for CNN, Politico and MS NOW.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm excited that I might soon be an EV owner! I presently own a gasoline powered vehicle and pay nearly $75 to fill it up from empty. That $75 gets me about 320-400 miles. The EV I'm looking at (a 2023 Nissan Leaf SV Plus) can take me 200+ miles for around $6 if charged at home! That's 1/6 the cost!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Want some good news? A friend of mine called me today to let me know that his dad, who has been a MAGA member since 2015, is completely done with Donald Trump! His dad said Trump lied about everything and got us into another forever war with Iran for what?! I only hope that's happening a lot now!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guess those stickers don't look too bad now, do they MAGA?!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I might be buying this on Saturday! The thing only has a little over 10,000 miles on it and it's 3 years old! One owner, never in an accident. It was a lease turn in vehicle. www.gofamilyauto.com/inventory/ni...
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USED NISSAN LEAF 2023 for sale in Salt Lake City, UT | Family Auto Sales, LLC
Find USED 2023 NISSAN LEAF for sale at $18,298.00 in Salt Lake City, UT at Family Auto Sales, LLC now.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The president of the United States IS the national security threat. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Fall Y'all!
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Beautiful Autumn Leaves Falling
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did you know you can play The Oregon Trail online for free anytime you want? oregontrail.ws/games/the-or...
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The Oregon Trail - Play game online
Play The Oregon Trail game online, in a web browser.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A dictator is like a cancer to a nation. As such, it must be completely cut out, removed and eradicated in order for the body to survive. Donald Trump is that cancer and America is that body. This November 3rd, be the scalpel!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is some dark shit... youtu.be/z6TsRvD3Izc
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5 Most Disturbing Cases of Real Found Footage
YouTube video by Chilling Scares
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All media outlets should band together and refuse to cover him for the remainder of his term. It would destroy him! He has to be the center of attention at all times. Taking that one thing away from him would be the perfect punishment for that narcissistic bully!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Okay. I think I've decided to add an EV to my vehicle library. My choice of car at this point is this (or similar) 2024 Nissan Leaf SV Plus offering a modest 226 mile range on a 62kwh battery. I can order this one right now and have it delivered... www.cargurus.com/details/4566...
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CarGurus - 2024 Nissan LEAF SV Plus FWD - $18,547
Red with 16,425 miles. Automatic. Adaptive Cruise Control. Alloy Wheels. Backup Camera. Blind Spot Monitoring. Bluetooth. Heated Seats. Navigation System. Parking Sensors
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So I have a question.... When the second American civil war does start, will a third of the population sit it out like they do with voting? Just trying to estimate how much ammo to have on hand.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We can't go fight the real problem because they've convinced us that we have to fight all these artificial problems first!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Temporary resistance is not resistance
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Converse's ad department manager:
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Uncle Ruckus
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Another reason for Mike Johnson to close the senate early is to ensure they don't have to re-animate the corpse of Mitch McConnell again for a vote.
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Man Tapping Head: Think About It Meme
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is it too late for Ed Sheeran to play Trump's America 250 concert?
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jim Breuer on how to avoid getting sick when drinking is still one of the funniest things I've seen in my life...
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe they thought it was the washing machine?
Jackie Chan confused meme that reads "What machine did you think they were raging against?!"
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
youtu.be/TRqP52c0OLU
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Soul Coughing - Super Bon Bon original video.mpg
YouTube video by LampHeadz
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
According to this sign, 1 hour of work under the current US federal minimum wage will buy you only 0.8 gallons of diesel and only 1.2 gallons of gasoline.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First time watching M3GAN from 2022. I'm getting some serious Natalie Harp vibes so far!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you finish filling up your lifted Ford F350 diesel in September of 2026...
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No, that's not actually me but I did have that exact same truck until it got repossessed by Sears after I lost my allowance.
a meme of a kid sitting in a 1980s Power Wheels truck that says, "Not to brag but I drove an EV in the 1980s"
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sure, a gallon of gas is higher than it was under Biden but that's not Trump's fault!
a meme of Trump saying "If the woke gas stations would just sell gas in quarts, prices would drop!" while making a stupid face.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When I answer the phone thinking it's someone responding to my Craigslist ad but it's a spam call instead...
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I get the hate for pickup trucks and I get the need to flex having an EV but I think people are forgetting where all our shit comes from!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyone else get "phantom" notifications from Bluesky? Where it pops up that you have a notification and then when you click on it there are no notifications? Must be that pesky AI being buggy.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People went more apeshit over Ed Sheeran than they did over Renee Good and Jonathan Pretti. Tells me all I need to know about this country and its people! I want the fuck out!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
According to Trumpenomics, all you have to do is stop buying things and you'll maximize your take home pay! No groceries. No gas. No electricity. No water. No clothes. No nothing. Just you and your birthday suit under a bridge, maximizing your income! Take that trade deficits!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
She shall now be referred to as Whorin' Boebert!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The people in my area seem unphased by the high diesel prices (currently $6.599/gal). Yesterday I had to fill up a work vehicle at Loves. Nearly every pump had a large pickup truck at it. Several were diesel. Today I saw 2 large diesel RVs and a huge 5th wheel being towed by a huge diesel. WAIM?
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ALF What Gives
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey so what's the plan for when Trump demolishes the Kennedy Center? I appreciate the brief protest but that's over now so I imagine Trump will begin destroying it immediately. Is there a plan for that or are we just letting him get away with that too? LMK.
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