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Dad Bod E

@dadbode.bsky.social
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Hi Bluesky. I'm E. I'm a husband, a father, a disabled veteran, a gen X'er and a person who is disgusted by the direction America is headed. I don't do DMs, sorry. Yes, I'm a real person. It's Dad Bod, not Dad Bot. Silly.

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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#jimothy
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My wife got me a Jimothy figurine for my birthday! ❤️ #jimothy
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Miracle on November 3rd Street.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's got bionic legs courtesy of the great state of Pennsylvania.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Vibes...
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did you know that even Doublemint gum now contains bioengineered food ingredients?
A 15 stick pack of Wrigley's Doublemint gumThe back of the package reads "Contains bioengineered food ingredients"
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A girl sits on her father's lap while her little brother plays on the floor. The little girl asks her father, "Daddy, what's 'Low T?'" to which the father replies "He's the current secretary of war." The little brother, hearing the snarky reply, responds "Legend!"
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
During my roadtrip to SLC, UT to buy my first EV, I saw a truck with a window sticker that had a man pointing a gun at another man who was kneeling with the text, "Dead pedophiles don't re-offend" and I almost called the Secret Service because that sounds like a threat to the president of the USA!
a window sticker that had a man pointing a gun at another man who was kneeling with the text, "Dead pedophiles don't re-offend"
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tomorrow I'm driving 270 miles to SLC to look at this 2023 Nissan Leaf SV Plus. If successful, I'll be driving it home and stopping in Price to charge for the night. WML!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"curbyourenthusiasmthemesong.mp3"
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"curbyourenthusiasmthemesong.mp3"
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TLDR - He fucked kids.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's even cheaper without the hamburger added! Ask Uncle Eddy!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah, but have you seen Dicknado?
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It wasn't removed from my library!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jim Breuer on how to avoid getting sick when drinking is still one of the funniest things I've seen in my life...
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe they thought it was the washing machine?
Jackie Chan confused meme that reads "What machine did you think they were raging against?!"
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The washing machine?!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First time watching M3GAN from 2022. I'm getting some serious Natalie Harp vibes so far!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you finish filling up your lifted Ford F350 diesel in September of 2026...
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No, that's not actually me but I did have that exact same truck until it got repossessed by Sears after I lost my allowance.
a meme of a kid sitting in a 1980s Power Wheels truck that says, "Not to brag but I drove an EV in the 1980s"
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sure, a gallon of gas is higher than it was under Biden but that's not Trump's fault!
a meme of Trump saying "If the woke gas stations would just sell gas in quarts, prices would drop!" while making a stupid face.
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not his fault! Not his fault!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When I answer the phone thinking it's someone responding to my Craigslist ad but it's a spam call instead...
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I get the hate for pickup trucks and I get the need to flex having an EV but I think people are forgetting where all our shit comes from!
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Upgrading my already extensive movie library with a few 4K versions on physical media...
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"More changes today as a small mountain town just continues to roll over and suck a dick!" South Park, now South America, starts season 29 off with the threat of vicious "South American" biker gangs...
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
South Park's new "South America" opening...
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Parker would like to wish everyone a Happy Caturday!
My cat Parker
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My updated, non-AI-generated drawing to mark the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks.
A drawing I drew of Donald Trump reading a newspaper on the 25th anniversary of 9/11 and a thought bubble that reads, "So nothing about me?"
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My non-AI generated political cartoon for the 25th anniversary of Sept. 11th
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Dad Bod E @dadbode.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dave's not here man.
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