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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 6h

Oh, I had a nice interaction the other day

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THIS IS PRESIDENT TRUMP

I need to ask xxxxxxx something personal.

Will you still stand with me if... https://txt.opin.vote/xxx

STOPtoEND

Outgoing message:
Get fucked with a broken glass dildo

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When we finished our basement we walled off the utilities room and put in the doorway a bookshelf on casters and hinges, I highly recommend it. Here are the shots before we put in carpet and things on the bookshelf

A construction shot of a bookshelf that doubles as a hidden door

The same bookcase door closed, looking innocent

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Bad news, bro, I asked her what she called your dick and she showed me this

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I don't think that is accurate. What is your source for this opinion? Here is a paper from 2024 that disagrees from the commonwealth fund

Goal: Compare health system performance in 10 countries, including the United States, to glean insights for U.S. improvement.
Methods: Analysis of 70 health system performance measures in five areas: access to care, care process, administrative efficiency, equity, and health outcomes.
Key Findings: The top three countries are Australia, the Netherlands, and the United Kingdom, although differences in overall performance between most countries are relatively small. The only clear outlier is the U.S., where health system performance is dramatically lower.
Conclusion: The U.S. continues to be in a class by itself in the underperformance of its health care sector. While the other nine countries differ in the details of their systems and in their performance

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Me: I like to have things organized, but I'm not super obsessive about it My batteries: 👀

A labeled drawer of batteries obsessively organized to be uniformly positioned and oriented

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

This is the guy that calibrates the hand sanitizer machines

Simpsons character with a giant hand that has "I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand" written on it, along with many other lines of text

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Bret Michaels and the Dick Suckin Lips, apparently

Bret Michaels with some serious DSL, lookin like he just got out of a Maga Makeover clinic

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Crazy that the powerful tools susceptible to corruption company namesake is turning out exactly as written

Thematic Use: They represent a double-edged tool, often causing hubris or corruption (such as with Saruman) because, although they show true scenes, they can be used to manipulate or deceive viewers.

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

*nervously* uh, what's going on here?

Image of a green trail amidst a background of blue with two opposing arrows pointing at each other, presumably indicating a there-and-back route, but in conjunction with the BDSM-marked trails, leaves the reader with more questions than answers

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Because my brain has been broken my first thought for wet treats was spaghetti

Ebert
@horsedivorce
Me: can you dust my wets?
Server: you can just ask for parmesan cheese
Me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I have these sweatshirts that have patch panels on the sleeves, here is one of them, my car license plate will be DADJOKE

An image of a small cooler patch that has text on it that says
Don't hate me just because I'm a little cooler

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I like that they were in the Matrix

Morpheus two-pill meme
If you take the blue pill, yo-hey, stop that
Me, already eating them: "lol I love mike and ikes"

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Me, getting up from my bed in the morning

Screen cap from Fallout with Lucy saying, "I hate it up here."

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

I think we should prosecute the sellers AND the buyers and anyone who knew about it

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Computer, un-enhance, UN-ENHANCE!

Picture of a blonde woman with short hair and a red top making a weird face that COULD be horney or maybe angry, not sure, tongue aticking out slightly in a super gross overall expression

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission:

Blade saying "Motherfucker, are you out of your damn mind?!"

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

You inspired me to do a double-turkey pep double cheese on garlic naan

Pic of the pizza in question, half eaten

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Me, after telling another great joke:

Eric Adams seething labeled my kids, and Bernie Sanders laughing labeled me

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

And Chuck Schumer, who did NOT endorse him...

Gonzo from the Xmas Carol screenshot during the tiny tim line

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Its so easy even I can do it, and so can you!

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Apparently not all whites are the same

Handshake meme where one side says "my wife choosing paint" and the other side says "Nazis" and they both agree that "there are different kinds of white"

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

No hate reading. Or, if you must, read this and spend the money on LNI bsky.app/profile/mari...

Peaky Blinders "no fighting meme" but instead it says "no hate reading - no fucking hate reading"

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Ok, this is still my first rodeo but I found some calves

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

This is dumb and totally misread to context. Is Paul wishing death on these people?

Paul saying: fine die alone I'm just Eros's semi divine assistant

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

A bold day to send this email, AWS marketing

An email I received from AWS advertising their innovation conference that was sent on a day where they had massive outages

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Haha, he was in fact the first recipient of the "Very Bad" award

Finally, LEJA names its first recipient of the “Muy Mal Award” (Spanish for “Very Bad”) – a dishonor given to an individual for vilifying and stigmatizing the Latino community. Although in the future this award is more likely to go to someone in Hollywood for creating tired Latino stereotypes in movies, the first award goes to current U.S. President and former TV reality show star Donald J. Trump. In 2018, Trump and his administration implemented the “zero tolerance” family separation policy on undocumented immigrants coming across the U.S./Mexico border. According to the federal government, more than 3,000 undocumented children were separated from their families and placed in shelters or foster care. In addition to his cruel policy, Trump continues to stoke fear about undocumented immigrants (mainly Latino and Muslim) and continues to divide the country with his toxic and racist rhetoric and demand for a wall on the southern border

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

I feel like we can probably arrest him Jan 21, 2029, and get him on any of these

Which Federal Crimes Have No Statute of Limitations?
You may be wondering, what about violent offenses? Cases resulting in someone being seriously injured, killed, or otherwise traumatized typically have no statute of limitations.

These include:

Capital murder
Murder of a federal employee
Treason
Espionage
Sexual offenses against minors

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Girls checking the temperature compatability stats on guys like Pokémon

Type
Rarity:
Weight:
Heat tolerance:
Cold tolerance:
Personality:

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

When she looks at me out of the corner of her eye as she horks down the moldy bread she found, even as I yell at her, I'm like, I get it girl

Picture of a yellow lab in a back yard who has never committed any crime, certainly not eating garbage she finds on the street

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Zuckerberg is Simpsons posting again

Chief Wiggum talking to Marge Simpson saying "sure, we'd all love some real friends, Marge, but what are the odds of that happening?"

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

I just went to the hardware store and got this as the total and the tax and I had to share it here since my wife doesn't have internet brain poisoning

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