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Dach Vann

@dachvann.bsky.social
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Dach Vann @dachvann.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Yall with your little gen AI trends look so dumb. Like, sorry not sorry
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The arrests of Don Lemon, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lundy are unacceptable and a clear violation of the Constitution. This is a dangerous abuse of power that threatens the rights of every single American. They must be released immediately.
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Joe Spaceman, PDF @sixfootfiveguy.com · 14/10/2025
I hate when thirst trap content creators do a lip sync video but don’t open their mouth enough to match the volume of the lip sync!
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Dach Vann @dachvann.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
It’s a city of strangers: some come to work, some to play. A city of strangers: some come to stare, some to stay. And every day, some go away
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Dach Vann @dachvann.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Walk with me here: I believe the straights aren’t capable of yearning on the same level as queers because their bars pour much weaker than our bars
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Alex the Unenthusastic @afterdarkalexi.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
NOBODY WANTS AI ANYTHING FUCK AWWWFF
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Dach Vann @dachvann.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Still fondly remembering the Pizza Hut salad bar
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Dach Vann @dachvann.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I know posting Grindr screenshots is tacky af, but I have to share this giggle with yall
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Dach Vann @dachvann.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
LMAO I got a notification for a Grindr message from an anonymous user saying “bro u r ugly”. And when I go to check, I’m immediately blocked. Bruh, if you’re gonna insult me, I need you to stand ten toes down for follow ups. And have a goddamn picture if you’re calling someone ugly
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Dach Vann @dachvann.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I feel like I should be blueskying more, but I truly have nothing to say
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Dach Vann @dachvann.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
For the record, I’m a “until then, we’ll have to muddle through somehow” truther
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 26/12/2024
The most frustrating thing for me about our cyberpunk dystopia is that we didn’t even get the cyberpunk aesthetic. We out here breathing toxic air & losing our job to robots in some fucking wrangler jeans I’m SICK
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Dach Vann @dachvann.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket…..
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Donkey Cum Cunty 3 Tiddie Cum's Double Strap-on @sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL
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Alto 💖💜💙🏳️‍⚧️ @altoclarinet5.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Keep that AI Art shit away thank you 🥳
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
“He’s in love with this White leather daddy that likes to call him the n-word in bed. It’s wild.” “A real Uncle Tom of Finland, huh?”
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a close up of a woman 's face with red lipstick and hoop earrings .
Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with red lipstick and hoop earrings .
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I think we can all agree that Patti Lupone
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
When White Gays with a little booty start exclusively using memes of Black people as part of their online persona
Rachel Berry doing a black power fist while part of the Black Student Union on Glee
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Balts86 @balts86.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Borrowed from internet. Hard to believe 8 years ago.
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Dach Vann @dachvann.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
Summer 2024 goal: no tan lines
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Dach Vann @dachvann.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
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Dach Vann @dachvann.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Just got over my first cold in almost four years. Don’t recommend catching a cold
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Dach Vann @dachvann.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Tis Wednesday after all
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Dach Vann @dachvann.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
May as well post a pic here too
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Dach Vann @dachvann.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Now that Halloween’s all done and over with, where my background singers at?
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Dach Vann @dachvann.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
That baton was on fire
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Dach Vann @dachvann.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
I don’t think my father, the inventor of my attachment issues, would be too happy to hear about this
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