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mistaBurgaKING

@daberhasher.bsky.social
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don’t mess with me

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 20h
Craft my shit in Fortnite please
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A lot of wrestlers in the attitude era had it be part of their gimmick that their showed their butts or would point at their little butt and wag it
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sellin hotdogs?
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
According to my calculations 9/11 was actually good
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How do you find your pecker
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well there’s your problem. You’re all edges.
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bogo bonanza
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would like to introduce the dalai lama to Peter Gabriel deep cuts
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You’re telling me a Chris cut these fries
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah I got a horseshoe theory - I’d bet you got kicked in the head by a horse’s shoe
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s an outside chance that the big bang set forth a chaotic but retrospectively inevitable shockwave that now drives electricity around our brain without our meaningful input. I don’t think that’s the case but it’s possible
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
charles bronson: hey this doll, chucky, he's no good. he's hurting people.
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
watching last temptation
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anarchist’s Cooking for One
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brother against brother. Blood against blood.
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Slick firmware update
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only Woke One I follow is Thomas Anderson
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Easiest way to tip me into a rain man freakout is to rub silverware together
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every town has a guy at the bar who people pay to humiliate themselves. Some go pro.
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These are historic. Not limited to this season
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay I scheduled some time tonight to think about this : Bugs - Giants Daffy - Jets Porky - Colts Fudd - Falcons Tweety - Raiders Wile E - Vikings Roadrunner - Rams Yosemite Sam - Commanders Foghorn Leghorn - cowboys
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah the backstory is motivating but it doesn’t connect with his cause. I assume he must have some special reverence for Egg’s upbringing.
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is Varys a good guy
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Am I the only one whose control guy is bald and only wearing boxer briefs
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Brooklyn Nets dance team should be behind an additional paywall
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But, my lord,
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Dalton swooping into the game like one of the eagles from LOTR, fucking up, and soaring away
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Turning into an alley and out of sight precisely before tailing squad cars pass the block
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw a movie where she cooked and ate a real yoda
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Loathsome
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Peter Gabriel voice: Shoot the monkey
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The dancers just dumped her on the ground like laundry I am stressed
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Got diced by Marcus fucking Mariota are you FUCKING kidding me
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is a lot like Seattles except seattles is weirder
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Big dog check in
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please Tell Me If You Have Games On Your Phone
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sneaking small amounts of xantham gum in you homies dishes
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When football players have a kid and add the Sr to their jersey I’m like….okay brag
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Body double?
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My hair just blew back
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hold up…what time is it
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The jump from the ai tea goblet to wet egg in dark room is really jarring
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t shoot my red glowing weak points
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m more interested in the Pro Gamers
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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s like a kindergarten dance recital. He’s just going the wrong way and shit
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