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@Dabe @dabe.com · 14/08/2026

Drove down to the Science Museum of Virginia in Richmond for the Rolling Stones Laser Light Show in the planetarium dome... It was *QUITE* the show! 🤩

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Seth Kibel @sethkibel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Tomorrow (Saturday)! I get to play with the Girls From Mars, a swing band from the Philly area! Another Gottaswing dance at Glen Echo Park. The band plays 9 to 11:30 pm, but there's an intro dance lesson at 8 pm included. Save $10 and get your tickets BEFORE noon tomorrow!

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Seth Kibel @sethkibel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Tonight, at Terrapin Nature Park on Kent Island, brought to you by Queen Anne's County Parks and Recreation. The weather looks be absolutely PERFECT! 6 to 8 pm! Free, with food trucks and more! Bring a chair or blanket. Sean Lane on keys, Derek Wiegmann on double bass, and El Torro Gamble on drums.

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 29/05/2026

"The kids they dance and shake their bones..." 🎶

A yellow Grateful Dead "Dancing Bear" wearing a two-tone, black and white Zoot Suit and red tie dancing Lindy Hop with a Dancing Skeleton who's wearing a black 1920s Flapper Dress, a long pearl necklace, and a black cloche with a red headband and yellow flower — all atop a psychedelic purple and green background

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 20/05/2026

I just rearranged one app on my iPhone's home screen... I swear, it's like they looked at the way Microsoft Word destroys your document layout whenever you move an image, and thought, "Mmmm, yes that!" 😡

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 13/04/2026

I can't wait to hear You-Know-Who try to read the word "Semiquincentennial"

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 11/04/2026

I did a thing! 🎉

A Grateful Dead "Dancing Bear" wearing a black and white Zoot Suit

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 02/03/2026

Why do Jaybirds get all the fun? Wouldn't a Booby or Bushtit be equally naked — if not even more so? 🤔

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 21/02/2026

Happy "Bacon Cheeseburger on a Friday During Lent" to all who celebrate! 🙃

Photo of an office desk showing a McDonald's "Shamrock Oreo McFlurry" and Bacon Double Cheeseburger 🥓🍔

I figure this pretty much checks all the boxes:
– Meat and Dairy
– Pork's neither Kosher nor Halal
– Hindu's aren't too keen on the Beef
– and Catholics wish it were Fish, today

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 05/02/2026

Supreme Court 'R'epublicans... "SCROTUS"

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 01/02/2026

Judges ordering the release of detainees isn't enough; we need punitive damages.

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 02/01/2026

*High January* beats Dry January

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 01/01/2025

I remember a time when we didn't used to be like, "Good Riddance, Old Year!"

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 02/01/2026

"Tubi and Chill" 📺

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 08/12/2025

Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode — no Star Wars, Marvel.

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 07/12/2025

Maybe the so-called Christians who want to take us back to "the way things used to be" should be fed to the lions.

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 02/12/2025

Urinal Pro-Tip: Maybe the "short" one is just for well-endowed guys.

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 01/12/2025

Idea: Food Delivery Service wearing Hip-Hugger Jeans... Called "Jor-Dash"

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 19/11/2025

"Pee-Pee Tapes" indeed! 🍆

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 29/10/2025

As true today as it was 18 months ago

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 23/10/2025

Run-DMCbeth: Double *DOUBLE!* Toil and *TROUBLE!* Fire *BURN!* and Cauldron *BUBBLE!*

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 03/10/2025

ICE: "Fuck them kids!" DJT: "Where???"

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 02/10/2025

I'mma put this in terms Red States can understand... When a formerly great College Football team performs really poorly, what's the first thing they do? Fire the coach, right? Right???

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 27/09/2025

The resemblance is uncanny! 😈

Side-by-side picture of Vincent D'onofrio as Edgar from "Men In Black" (an alien bug stuffed into a human's skin) and Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 19/09/2025

Weren't there *BOYS* on Epstein's island, too? Asking for a friend...

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 13/09/2025

So I mean this to be not-at-all insensitive; it's a legitimate question... How do blind people know how much toothpaste to use? When I come home late from work, I don't want to wake my wife, so I try not to turn on the light — but I'll be d@mned if I can brush my teeth in the dark!! «shrug»

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 07/08/2025

Apple then: "It Just Works!™" Apple now: "It ''works'', just..."

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 07/08/2025

People who make noises getting off the couch... Are called, "GROAN Ups!"

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 02/08/2025

"Wall Hung Hair Dryer" Me: "Just change the 'A' to an 'E', ahuhuh!" Wife: "H-E-I-R?" 🤣

Hotel hair dryer with text:
"Wall Hung Hair Dryer"

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 12/07/2025

Age verification? My first car had two keys. 🔑

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 12/07/2025

Age verification? My *HIGH SCHOOL* had a smoking section! 🚬

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 08/07/2025

Even though I'm usually pretty loose with my humor, sometimes I've been known to come up with a comment even I consider offensive and in bad taste. Thus I'm not gonna post it; sorry, not sorry. Look I get it, you're curious if it's REALLY that bad but sometimes you just have to take my word for it!

Montage of the victims of the Camp Mystic floods in Kerrville, TX with the comment, "How soon before this becomes Biden's fault?" at the top.

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 23/06/2025

I've often said, rather than wiping out mosquitoes — nature has a way of fighting back — we should figure out how to genetically engineer mosquitoes that produce, like, Vitamin C or D, or anti-malarial compounds, e.g... Then we'd *WANT* them to breed and bite us! 🧪 www.futurity.org/ethics-eradi...

futurity.org

Is it ethical to eradicate certain harmful species?

In a new paper, researchers argue that deliberate full extinction of harmful species like mosquitoes is acceptable, but only rarely.

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 04/06/2025

It was either this or Jeffrey Dahmer...

Charles Manson with the Joni Ernst's quote, "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, ANYWAY" overlayed

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 29/05/2025

"Disportionate" Google asks, "Did you mean dis•PRO•portionate?" but that seems like too many prefixes, to me...

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 28/05/2025

Am I the only one who finds it disconcerting that dental floss has an expiration date? 🤔

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 23/05/2025

Jony Ive doesn't impress me. There, I said it... The man who did away with the iPhone's "Home" button, and moved the Power/Screenshot button from the top to the side, directly opposite the volume buttons, obviously doesn't understand "Form FOLLOWS Function." And don't get me started on "FlatUI"! 🤮

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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

It is time to get in the mood for baseball. Let’s read this and then watch Bull Durham again.

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 08/03/2025

Dear Republicans: Would you trust Donald and Elon Trump with your ATM PIN?

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 13/02/2025

I had this very thought, as well...

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

In a world of gifs, be a well-worded post.

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 31/01/2025

My friend posted passive-aggressive videos on social media to convince me to put breath mints in my cat's candy bars... It was a classic Tacit TikTok Kitty Cat Kit Kat Tic Tac Tactic

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 29/01/2025

Headline Pro-Tip: Whenever you start to write, "Trump Orders ICE Agents To Flush Baby Kittens Down Toilet" or whatever, consider rewriting it as: "The Republican Party *ALLOWS* Trump To Flush Baby Kittens..." If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 28/01/2025

Step 1: Bankrupt the Government Step 2: Offer "CyЪ3Я K0yNz!" Instead Step 3: There Is No Step 3 ---- Mark my words: this whole thing is going to turn out to be a crypto scam... The man is all bluster and fluff; shyster and bunk — and the "swamp" supporting him is criminally inept / complicit. 🤡

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 26/01/2025

"Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee, The cutest little jailbird you ever did see. Then one day he was shootin' at some food... Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode."

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 23/01/2025

I can't be the only one who's imagining the sound of Howard Dean's feeble attempt at a yell, which cost him front-runner status in the 2004 election. See: youtube.com/watch?v=l6i-...

Elon Musk's Nazi Salute at the 2025 Inauguration

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@Dabe @dabe.com · 23/01/2025

The Oterap Principle: After working on a project for 80% of the time, only 20% of the goals will have actually been met. «sigh»

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