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AlmostlyHarmless

@D3jaBr3w.beige.party.ap.brid.gy
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USAF Msgt (Ret.) (enlisted inflight camera maintenance), USPS ET (Ret.), Liberal Athiest, Ohio State Buckeyes fan living in Cornhusker country 🌉 bridged from ⁂ beige.party/@D3jaBr3w, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
iamandrewbrandt

I know a whole of bunch of dads who talk real tough about what they’d do if they came across a child predator, but when one actually showed up, they voted for him three times and flew his flag from their trucks.
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
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@RonSupportsYou @ronsupportsyou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
This is about Donald Trump wanting his name on the #KennedyCenter and other places where the Trump name does not belong:
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Talia Ringer: My hot take is that if your company builds software that it cannot stop from hacking into other systems, your company is a malware company and should be treated as such
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AlmostlyHarmless @d3jabr3w.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
I found the correct pen to fill out my ballot! Now to just drop off the ballot as I run errands. ✌️
Pen emblazoned with "PLEASE KINDLY FUCK OFF" resting atop a mail-in election ballot.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
JUST IN: "After the midterms" is the new "in 2 weeks"
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AZcoigreach @azcoigreach.stranger.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Mitch’s Consequences #duet #politics #news #breakingnews #politicalcommentary #YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlCGtHVwWXE
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A digital graphic depicting a large wrecking ball demolishing a grand, Spanish colonial-style estate resembling Mar-a-Lago, with construction cranes and excavators present. Text across the top reads: "Payback for Destroying the White House, The Rose Garden, The Reflecting Pool & The Kennedy Center."
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
You could fit so many ped@philes in here
a  huge grinder of some sort and a guy is up in the air looking at it
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
photo taken from behind a gray Lexus waiting at a traffic light. The vehicle has a personalized Maine license plate that reads "FHQTRMP". Caption text above the photo reads: "Maine plates really know how to start a comment section 😬🫢
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Jesse and the Purple Crayon … of Death!! @misctakes.com · 18/09/2026
I almost never read emails from politicians but i just got one from @ocasio-cortez.house.gov titled "My Thoughts on AI" and it's actually quite good. Relieved to see her diverging from Bernie.
We can stop this, and we shouldn’t play their game. Together we can address both the economic and safety threats of unrestricted AI development and prevent financial chaos and stabilize market risk.

We must make it clear now that should the AI bubble pop, Congress should not bail out Big Tech.

And across our federal agencies, we have the authorities and tools to hold AI companies and their leaders accountable for releasing dangerous, unvetted, and defective products. We must not wait.

Silicon Valley billionaires want us to believe that AI robots will destroy humanity.

But the biggest threat to humanity are the tech oligarchs themselves.

It’s time we hold them accountable.
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AlmostlyHarmless @d3jabr3w.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
I hate it when the football game I want to watch is on the FAUX channel. The hyperbole and outright lies of the GOP commercials boil my blood!! I still watch he games, but keep my finger on the mute button and beige.party cued up on the laptop. Hope everyone enjoys their day & GO BUCKEYES!! ✌️
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
WWYD with that...? Differences in millionaires/billionaires/whatever.
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
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lonely extrovert @rothko.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
image has a white background with black text in a distressed typewriter-style font. text reads: "If GenX stopped using Aqua Net to help fix the hole in the ozone layer, all y'all can stop using AI to help save humanity."
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Canuckstan 🇨🇦 @jonchevreau.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
All 47’s bogus handouts and voter bribes shown in this clip #USpol youtube.com/watch?v=CTXS...
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WATCH: Viral New Video EXPOSES Trump's BIGGEST LIE, He's NOT OK🚨
YouTube video by Occupy Democrats
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As shirts, stickers etc www.etsy.com/shop/AntiTru... or www.teepublic.com/user/funny-a...
A black t-shirt displayed on a model features white text centered on the front that reads: "If The President Can Vote By Mail, So Can I".

A red banner along the bottom edge of the image displays two web URLs in white text:

etsy.com/shop/AntiTrumpResistance  

teepublic.com/user/funny-anti-trump
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
- Mick Doyle
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🎀
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Apparently Voting By Mail Is Only A Problem When Democrats Do It
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Release ALL the Epstein files NOW!
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David August ❌👑 @davidaugust.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
😲😝
screenshot of a post by bjsiemon: 

If I wanted something pricey from Apple that folds easily I'd look to its CEO.
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
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Canuckstan 🇨🇦 @jonchevreau.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lake Ontario Love Song #CanadaSky youtube.com/watch?v=_J05...
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Lake Ontario | A Satirical Love Song About Trump’s “Lake America” Renaming
YouTube video by The Resistance
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
For context (FBI quietly lowered some of the standards it uses when it conducts background checks on would-be federal agents/personnel. Now they're ok with bestiality before 18)
bestiality before the age of 18 is now ok at the fbi which seems oddly specific (pic of kash patel)
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Shawn
threads.com/@notezbngrn71

Me standing in checkout lane at Costco and the woman behind me is wearing a "Gulf of America" shirt. She notices my smirk and asks me:

Her: You don't like my shirt?

Me: Before I answer, may I ask your name?

Her: My name is Janet

Me: I don't like that name, I'm gonna call you Margaret.

Her: But that's not my name!

Me: Exactly

I finish paying for my purchases and walk away. I wonder if she got my point? 🙄😎
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Fully Automated! Solarpunk RPG @fullyautomatedrpg.mstdn.games.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
For legal reasons this meme is a joke #nspm7 #memes #socialism #antifa
A tweet reading "I guess I'm a socialist because I want even Nazis to have health care and I guess I'm antifa because I want them to need it."
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AZcoigreach @azcoigreach.stranger.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
ICE is doing this in the United States. #YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4RfR0IMACk
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AlmostlyHarmless @d3jabr3w.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/pattonoswalt.bsky.…
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≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @josh.masto.byrd.ws.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
"The idea that socialists want free stuff is the great lie of capitalism. Socialists want the fruits of our labor to be equitably distributed rather than allowing 10 old men to hoard half the planet's resources."
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
Pronunciation is critical people!
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
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AlmostlyHarmless @d3jabr3w.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
Quick story. When I was 7, my folks loaded me and my two older brothers (8 & 9) into the station wagon to see a film at the drive-in. The movie advertised: bluegrass music (folks' favorite music at the time), canoeing (we had one & went canoeing in the summers) […] [Original post on beige.party]
Photo of young Ned Beatty from movie DELIVERANCE.  Caption reads: But aside from that, how was the canoe trip?"
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AlmostlyHarmless @d3jabr3w.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
b1073.com/2026/08/26/startran-annou… New shuttle service for Husker games continues with 4 shuttles from around Lincoln, but have also added shuttles to/from Omaha, Kearney/Grand Island and Norfolk/Columbus. I have no personal stake in […]
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A social media post by Stanzi (@stanzipotenza) with the text: "Me guiding the grim reaper to the right 80 year olds to collect". Below the text is an image of an airport tarmac worker wearing a bright yellow safety vest and ear defenders, holding up two orange signal wands to direct traffic. The post is framed by a pastel blue background decorated with stars, clouds, and tamagotchi icons.
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AlmostlyHarmless @d3jabr3w.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
Did anyone else watch the FOX show "APB" back in 2017? To quote IMDB: "A billionaire engineer takes charge of Chicago's troubled 13th District and reboots it as a technically innovative police force." It wasn't a great show, but is becoming reality on a national scale in 2026 […]
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 28/08/2026
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Paul Robichaud 🪨🐐 @pjrobichaud.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm from Toronto, a Canadian city on the shores of Lake Ontario. The name of the lake and province comes from the Wendat word Ontarí'io, meaning great or beautiful lake. And it is!
Map showing Lake Ontario
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
I hereby declare that Omaha, the most populous city in the great state of Nebraska, will henceforth be known as ‘Obamaha’. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
pjlovespj  - 
    I was in Minnesota the day Prince died
    I'm in Nashville the day Dolly passes
    ... what's going on ?

_stillwerise  - go to Mar-a-lago (pic of grover pointing at it)
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
two-panel meme using scenes from The Umbrella Academy showing Vanya (Elliot Page) and Number Five driving side-by-side in separate cars and looking at each other in surprise.

Top panel caption: "Horses being rounded up exactly as described on page 528 of Project 2025."

Bottom panel caption: "Mysterious meat simultaneously arriving from undisclosed foreign sources"
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Canuckstan 🇨🇦 @jonchevreau.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Desi Lydic on 47 vs female journalists #USpol youtube.com/shorts/wyHZw...
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Trump has two speeds with women: berating female reporters and gushing over Karoline Leavitt’s lips
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
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