iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have come to a conclusion. Nat is a lizard person. She can't thermoregulate for shit, has always cold skin, and needs a heat mat to survive. Just like my snake, which is not a lizard, but still a reptile. Coincidence? I think not.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today is one of those days, when I'm baffled there are people in this world who just don't have depression. Unfathomable. Seems fake, but okay.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Do I have a freezer full of wild mushrooms? Yes. Do I have a huge jar of dried wild mushrooms? Yes. Did I just eat a mushroom soup made out of wild mushrooms? Yes. Am I going mushroom foraging now? You can bet your sweet ass I am.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If someone said to me "you're edible" right before going down on me, I'd close my legs so fast, my thighs would rupture their eardrums.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The new Resident Evil film was probably the most fun I had in the cinema in ages. I love it when a horror protagonist is just a random guy who reacts to fucked up shit like a human - by squealing and fumbling every single thing he does.

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Adventurism Time @flow.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026

2026 is entirely too "on the nose", but 'a big ugly barge blocking your view of the ocean with an AI view of an artificial ocean' has to be the poster child.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Jesus came and replaced the hob. Now both the hob and the oven are not working. I will throttle this man.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A maniacal fascist making the planet a better place by accident, is a plot point I'd expect in an action comedy, and yet here we are.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My pet gremlins are celebrating their 1st birthday today.

A photograph of a tuxedo cat looking up.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Our hob died, so on Thrusday a guy nicknamed "Jesus" is coming to replace it. Nat is cleaning the windows this week. You could say she's cleaning windows for the coming of Jesus who will feed us.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

One of the many perks of working for an alcohol company is getting tipsy while on the clock, just because they're handing out samples of the new product during lunchtime.

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The absolute VIBES this cabinet I got for free oozes. Immaculate find.

A photograph of an illuminated cabinet full of animal skulls.

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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

for reference:

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Look at this funky motherfucker. We eating good tonight.

A penny bun mushroom with a hilariously small cap and gigantic stem.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Me after 5 days of non-stop painting.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Chat, I might have overworked my thumb.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I'm at this stage of renovation, when I form emotional attachments to tools. Cutting brush my beloved.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Mayo has such a close bond with me he even goes to take a dump with me.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

To find a mushroom, first you need to think like a mushroom.

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It takes a special kind of moron to send a sustainability expert a clearly AI-generated message.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Oh my god despite checking it twice, I don't have enough paint for the second coat on the two remaining walls. Somebody kill me.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Half of the living room is done, and I looks banging. Painting walls hyperfixation is in. We're so back.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

They discontinued my favourite oat yoghurt, the staple of my breakfast. We need to kill the CEOs.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Humanity doesn't hate on wall primers enough. This shit is pure AIDS to apply. If this doesn't make painting the walls easier tomorrow, the Dulux dog gets it.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I'm sure my my masking tape would be much straighter if: 1) I didn't have astigmatism. 2) The guy who renovated the place used a spirit level, so the flat wouldn't look as if a legally blind person had a go at DIY. WHY IS EVERYTHING SO WONKY. I'M GOING TO SCREAM.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I'm very excited to paint my living room. I'm not that excited about having to SOMEHOW move all the furniture away from the walls. There's no space for it in the flat. There's no space for it in the centre of the room.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Nat has severe arachnophobia. While chatting with her on the balcony she suddenly froze, spotting a spider behind me. I turned around, expecting to see a tiny one, to be greeted with a sight of this fucking monstrosity.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Jesus fuck, I have an entire list of people who were supposed to kick the bucket before Dolly and Tim Curry.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We're rearranging furniture in the flat because the vibes were off, and it's like playing a cursed jenga. Fuck me.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

With the the regularity of it making me go into long rants about capitalism being the blight of this world, shit should be called The Communist Manifesto instead of Sour Diesel.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I stack my meds into a neat little cairn before I take them. Like a normal human.

A photograph of 3 tablets stacked into a cairn.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Children make me deeply uncomfortable. Every time I speak with them, I have this haunting feeling I come across as either of those two options.

Freaky Fred from Courage the cowardly dog

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

We're watching Priest with Paul Bettany, and it's absolute kino. The camp is off the charts. They don't make films like that anymore.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Being trans is generally not great in the current world, but I must say, we trans guys have it EASY in comparison to trans women. Practically invisible for transphobes, while the ladies are in the trenches.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

There is nothing more gender affirming like realising you are the stereotypical stupid man that can't see shit in front of him, and your wife is the stereotypical wife who comes over and finds the item you thought didn't exist in less than a second.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Being a human being is so exhausting. What do you mean me doing my job well is bad, since it highlights someone else's shortcomings?

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026

I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I just discovered that Nat never watched Bee Movie. Date night sorted.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Return to Silent Hill is one of those films that the more I think about it, the more mad I get.

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DR LUKANSTEIN'S MONSTER ⚧️ @beastcutter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

World is bad but you can still buy ai free writing art and games lovingly crafted by bonafide queer freaks

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I have decided that I'm not mentally ill anymore, so I will sit down and write today.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Nat baked banana and chocolate muffins. I'm using all my willpower to stop myself from devouring them all like a wild hog.

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