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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

They never said they're gay, so no chemistry, according to this reviewer. Some people should really stick to telenovelas.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Preach. Every day I look at what is happening in the US and I'm horrified. I'm VERY worried for the whole world because of how bad this is looking.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Wedding photo energy. Which could mean nothing.

A photograph of Matt Damon and Ben Affleck looking like a happy newly-wed older gay couple.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A daj spokoj. Patrzę na to co się tam dzieje i zastanawiam sie czemu żyjemy w kreskówce z najbardziej karykaturalnym czarnym charakterem jakiego można sobie wymyślić.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Oh I know it was. He likes to lore drop something insane from time to time, so this didn't really surprise me lol

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

He had an eventful youth, to put lightly xD

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Insane lore drop from my neighbour.

A screenshot of a text conversation:

A get a camera in stomach and bowels at (blurred)

Ah, not a pleasant experience. Had this once.

A need to drink this stuff that'll empty my bowel (crying emoji) a dunno if my stomach will stand up to that mate, it's really getting to me, alot on my plate just now, and a hate pressure and stress, last time a got annoyed n stressed like this got 2, 6 year sentences

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I showed this to Nat, and we both kinda just shrugged. Times so fucked you accept another plague like it's a normal Sunday.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

So... how is it going? XD

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Not all of it, but I started, plus I read some of the snippets you put online. I'm invested in this dynamic 👀

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I understand Kaius. I'd also let her crush me between her wonderful thighs.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

All these years we had heated discussions which cryptid she's most like, unable to decide if she's more of a BigFoot, Fresno Nightcrawler, or a Mothman. She was a reptilian all along.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have come to a conclusion. Nat is a lizard person. She can't thermoregulate for shit, has always cold skin, and needs a heat mat to survive. Just like my snake, which is not a lizard, but still a reptile. Coincidence? I think not.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Maybe it's time to get tattooed again. Nothing fixes me better than getting stabbed repeatedly.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today is one of those days, when I'm baffled there are people in this world who just don't have depression. Unfathomable. Seems fake, but okay.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I support her rights and wrongs.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Chat, I might have too many wild mushrooms.

A photograph of a ton od wild mushrooms.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Do I have a freezer full of wild mushrooms? Yes. Do I have a huge jar of dried wild mushrooms? Yes. Did I just eat a mushroom soup made out of wild mushrooms? Yes. Am I going mushroom foraging now? You can bet your sweet ass I am.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We're watching an exceptionally dumb romance film, and this made us laugh throughout the entire sex scene. How to NOT write dirty talk, holy shit.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If someone said to me "you're edible" right before going down on me, I'd close my legs so fast, my thighs would rupture their eardrums.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most relatable horror media character of the year.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The new Resident Evil film was probably the most fun I had in the cinema in ages. I love it when a horror protagonist is just a random guy who reacts to fucked up shit like a human - by squealing and fumbling every single thing he does.

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Pumpkin Spice Time @flow.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026

2026 is entirely too "on the nose", but 'a big ugly barge blocking your view of the ocean with an AI view of an artificial ocean' has to be the poster child.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh damn that looks rough af.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Buing myself a new monitor every week, as the old one is unusable due to the sheer amount of red marker circles I made on it while whispering to myself.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

And he will not get the chance to come back.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Jesus came and replaced the hob. Now both the hob and the oven are not working. I will throttle this man.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

SAME. It just sounds so unsexy it's unreal.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is always my problem when I'm writing smut. We dropped the ball when we named those body parts.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We have cheese scones here, so this might be very similar!

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I will be forever mad that Donald Trump did more to lower the global emissions, than I'll ever manage to do as a literal carbon reduction expert.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A maniacal fascist making the planet a better place by accident, is a plot point I'd expect in an action comedy, and yet here we are.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My pet gremlins are celebrating their 1st birthday today.

A photograph of a tuxedo cat looking up.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Our hob died, so on Thrusday a guy nicknamed "Jesus" is coming to replace it. Nat is cleaning the windows this week. You could say she's cleaning windows for the coming of Jesus who will feed us.

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D1scord @d1scord.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

One of the many perks of working for an alcohol company is getting tipsy while on the clock, just because they're handing out samples of the new product during lunchtime.

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.

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