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Ceezee

@czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat
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Head of Shaped Charge Productions, Saxophone for Domesticatrix and the Replicants and Matchi, Vocals for ciskyl. Bushwacker0079.bsky.social My much hotter and smarter wife I’d rather be fishing Full profile at bark.wolp.chat/blog/czwolf

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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 11h
Had a bunch of people evacuating yesterday up 65, kinda got my nerves up about this one
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21h
"windows is fine just run these scripts"
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 12h
its that time again
cover of MY NEIGHBOR'S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN featuring a ladybuck on the left smilin and on the right is a big old lesbian skeleton they are in a suburban neighborhood
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 08/10/2026
I'd be so down! I promise not to bring up my Gater membership too much
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 08/10/2026
When Teenage Engineering jacked up their prices and gentrified the noise table everyone should have stopped paying attention to them
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 08/10/2026
A black and white picture of a cat with snail antennas and a shell. In the foreground reads
“sugar daddy: Im gonna spoil you
salt daddy: Im gonna spoil you”
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 08/10/2026
When the main riff comes back heavier and slower
A monochrome drawing of girl in front of a curtain and a house plant. She has pigtails and is wearing a high collar jacket. She is making the most intense stank face possible, nostrils curved, mouth stretched back, eyed squinting. Its from a Chick Tract comic, but heavily cropped
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 06/10/2026
Awesome!! Its a fun time
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 05/10/2026
Thats digital inking and rendering! pretty common and useful :3
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 05/10/2026
(Mix is goofy for the first song but they fix it)
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 05/10/2026
Four years of dormancy- Matchi is back youtu.be/ajR6fiHIrjw
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- YouTube
Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
[The hottest CW possible targeted directly at your kinks] [Untranslatable german niche kink slang, three emojis youve never seen]
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
I think being a trade that transitioned gives me incredible insights into the straight male mind
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Theres also a type of guy that speaks with a lisp when he has a sweet treat. Is sugar so effeminate that you must jest at homosexuality to indulge?
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Getting scanned by Hideo Kojima to put my real feet in VRchat
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Theres a type of straight guy that talks with a lisp when he makes a mess. I dont know what this means but Ive seen it enough to recognize it
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Same as it every was. Have a masc-presenting blorbo transition and the transmisogy shows up in the soft gays. Even if its a niche fan canon.
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
get real all the CWs in the world won’t save you from Joss Whedon syndrome.
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
[Posting a video of the most violent systemic violence youve ever seen] uhmmmm THAT just happened
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Flopping down the spillway like the sexiest carp youve ever seen
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Jax pretending to be how tumblr saw the Onceler and being unable to transcend the mask is the only Great part of TADC
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
growing a big fucked up bioluminescent protuberance to attract minnows. free dinner. but go ahead and use the burrito taxi for yours
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Theyre finding new birds that do shit you wouldn’t believe.
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
reciting namo amitabha and hitting publish on the worst posts youve ever seen. moving different.
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
if you tell me to sign up for a streaming service you’re an agent of mara. straight up. your heart is overcome with desire. you lack discernment
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Sometimes I think about the domesticity of it all too much and
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Doing the dishes for me 😔
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
haters will say this behavior is new 🫶
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
hell yeah 👍👍I just periodically go on posting sprees to lower the rent, having an alt is probably smarter
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
shorty playin deadlock- if she wanted to be stuck in mid she shoulda hit me up
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Painting a fake tunnel on a brick wall, watching my opps run into it full speed
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Solving the hellraiser puzzlebox just to give pinhead a black n mild. calm down oldhead.
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
drop so good it straight up gave me rabies. Unbelievable.
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
The CIA invents a new kind of cis white woman every day
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Im not as mad about the Draco Malfoid shit as I should be. Like yeah another blonde white woman everyone is horny for? Dawg I was ground zero for bowsette. I am immune to your ways.
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
They call me pelinal whitestrake the way Im destroying twinks
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Head so good I complimented her embouchure
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Ass so fat someone called her NSFW wearing cargo shorts
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Sorry I have a gig tomorrow I'm anxious about and staying up way too late mixing CDs to sell. The draculaflowposting will continue
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Call me a whale the way I'm diving. In so deep I'm in the bathypelagic zone finding new kinds of life in that pussy
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
Slid on my opps like a circus seal. clapping and barking I did it for the fish.
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 04/10/2026
I think the internet should have an interface to give people who use 🤣 an extreme electrical shock when they pull it up
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A cartoon drawing of a quadrupedal dog bounding in front of the viewer, titled "The Longest Dog Available." The dog says "It's just me right now. Mr. '12 Meters' is taking his 15."
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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 01/10/2026
i have CPTSD, Completely Perfect TransSexual Disorder
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Zixha @zixha.at.social.cybernetica.cc · 01/10/2026
matrix.cybernetica.cc btw :zixhaWink:
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 01/10/2026
Back on matrix! Turns out I like it a lot more now that I'm not running it. Thanks to @zixha.at.cybernetica.cc for hosting
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🐩Bushwacker (COMMS OPEN) 🐩 @bushwacker0079.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Artists, QUOTE WIT YO WAMEN
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 30/09/2026
please verify your identity for the sake of our advertisers RE: mastodon.social/users/arstechnica/s…
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Ars Technica (@arstechnica@mastodon.social)
Attached: 1 image Discord gives advertisers more tools to target its users Discord is "opening the platform to advertisers, regardless of their budget." https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/09/discord-gives-advertisers-more-tools-to-target-its-users/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 30/09/2026
I will play shows at one of two bastions of civilized humanity (Mad Maltz and Maggie Meyer’s) and then I will be taking die kleine Autobahn back to a place where I can enjoy the company of other Untermensch
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 30/09/2026
Everyone from Mobile and Birmingham gives them deadeyed stares. We know the truth. Half the city is named after german guys who “showed up” in 1947. I will not be “having a blast” at Göringland, thank you.
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