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Ceezee

@czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat
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Head of Shaped Charge Productions, Saxophone for Domesticatrix and the Replicants and Matchi, Vocals for ciskyl. Bushwacker0079.bsky.social My much hotter and smarter wife I’d rather be fishing Full profile at bark.wolp.chat/blog/czwolf

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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 11h
Lets roll the dice, gamers
A screenshot of a duckduckgo search that asks, “What time is it in Germany?” followed by the answer, “7:16am Berlin, Germany”
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 15/10/2026
A screenshot of a tweet that reads “White people wjen you spoil the wordle” with an accompanying movie promo painting of a woman holding a knife, with the sign in the background reading” Camp crystal lake”
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 13/10/2026
Robert Kraft's strongest soldier
James Hetfield's stupid ass on stage with a handlebar mustache and black vest on. He's yelling or some shit at the audience
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 13/10/2026
Goblins are not monster girls. Yall turned them into short elves.
The classic Norman Rockwell painting "Free Speech." A man is standing at a meeting wearing a jacket and blue flannel shirt, with several onlookers craning their necks to look at him.
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 08/10/2026
A black and white picture of a cat with snail antennas and a shell. In the foreground reads
“sugar daddy: Im gonna spoil you
salt daddy: Im gonna spoil you”
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 08/10/2026
When the main riff comes back heavier and slower
A monochrome drawing of girl in front of a curtain and a house plant. She has pigtails and is wearing a high collar jacket. She is making the most intense stank face possible, nostrils curved, mouth stretched back, eyed squinting. Its from a Chick Tract comic, but heavily cropped
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 28/09/2026
25 yards :3 Finally making progress!
An arrow deep in a target bagged, right on a black spraypainted dot
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 28/09/2026
They dont want you to know I chill this hard
Woman on a beach at sunset. She’s wearing a white and orange leaf print sunshirt, waterproof cowboy hat, with a black backpack strap over her shoulder. Her aviator sunglasses cover her eyes completely. She is smoking a black and mild cigarillo, and her knuckle tattoos are showing
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 26/09/2026
Its Fenriz Friday
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 14/09/2026
christ
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 10/09/2026
I fucking love what I do
A picture of a woman wearing a croptop playing a saxophone, with two other women, a drummer and bassist, watching and smiling
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 08/09/2026
Two more shows left on tour! I smell like dog surgery
A selfie of a sweaty sicilian woman in a battle vest and black t-shirt against a white wall in a venue
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 01/09/2026
See yall on the road <3
An image of a black and white tour flyer. On the left is a list of bands and dates, and on the right is a woman in black latex kissing at the camera.

Bands listed as follows:
Indifferent (Tennessee Queercore)
Domesticatrix and the Replicants (Alabama Industrial Punk)
Muzzleflash (Arkansas Straight Edge)
Sunshower (North Carolina Skramzgaze)

And the following dates:
9/1 Louisville, Kentucky (Campspaceman)
9/2 Cincinatti, Ohio (The Comet)
9/3 Chicago, Illinois (Casa Cafe)
9/4 Milwaukee, Wisconsin (MKE Ultra)
9/5 Minneapolis, MN (Seward Cafe)
9/6 Iowa City, Iowa (Frat House)
9/7 Kansas City, Missouri (Howdy)
9/8 Memphis, Tennessee (Haven Haus)
9/9 Clarksville, Tennessee (Boneyard)

2026 Midwest Tour
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 22/08/2026
I will never be able to fish the Ordovician oceans
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 19/08/2026
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A clear quart of unlabeled kimchi in front of an Alabama shaped cutting board and offwhite wall. The cabbage is a lightish pink and white, while the brine is a deep red color.  The cutting board is propped up on a very small little anvil that is maybe an inch and a half high.
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 19/08/2026
Urban fishing today, caught some beautiful sunfish
A heavily sheltered creek. It isnt very deep, as you can easily see the rocks underneath. The banks are fairly high, and are heavily wooded with a lot of underbrush
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 17/08/2026
Only spent a few hours kayak fishing yesterday. The only thing I caught was a beautiful day on the water, which is reward enough
A picture from a lake, pointing at the shore. The shoreline is filled with trees which are mostly in shadow. Above, the sun is obscured by a sparse cloud. Rays from the sun surround the cloud, creating a striking halo of light around it
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 16/08/2026
[a motherfuckin 15” spotted bass I released shortly after taking the pic] bing bong fuck ya life
A 15 inch spotted bass being held up on a kayak. Its got beautiful green, brown, and black coloration with a white bottom
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 14/08/2026
A Star Trek Deep Space Nine title card. The blue titlecard text reads “The Episode Where Odo Got Laid”
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 11/08/2026
(I know out guitarist looks a little like a possessed victorian doll in the corner she had a great time I promise)
A picture of three women in a recording studio. At the forefront is me, wearing a chain collar and a sleeveless napalm death shirt. Im staring into the camera and look extremely tired.  In the middleground is a blonde woman with her arms crossed looking down at the absolute mess of cables across the floor. In the background is another woman with bands, wearing a Coil shirt, staring off at the mess of cables as well.  Behind me there is a mostly concealed drum kit with mics above it, surrounded by wooden sound boxes.
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 11/08/2026
they put pikachu on ozempic :(
An oldschool, very round and pleasingly shaped Pikachu toy next to a more modern pikachu that is smaller with more defined hands and legs
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 30/07/2026
Being a vocalist is fun.
A photo of me on stage for my metal band. The scene is lit dimly with red light. I am wearing white and black corpse paint and have a black tank top on. My hair is visibly covered in sweat. I am looking to the side with my hand on the microphone stand
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 23/07/2026
Talk me out of buying these.....
A screenshot of an eBay listing. Its a stack of Business Card sized CD-R, which look like minidisks with the sides cut flat, making them a rounded rectangle shape. The listing says "Vintage business card CD-R kit ~ 100+ 50mb recordable CDs labels sleeved neato ap(?)"
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 23/07/2026
They call me the pickle queen
A stack of jars containing various homemade pickled vegetables on top of a small prep table in a kitchen. Most contain just sliced pickles, while others contain relishes of various vegetables and some still contain only peppers. Theres an electric kettle beside the stack on the right
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 22/07/2026
Everyone's made soft lures in every color, of every shape so now they're just doing whatever. Cookin up sole straight bullshit.
A product picture of SunLure's Texas rig crawfish softbait in a person's hand with a white background. It looks like a handful of small penises with some whispy bits off the side. They're all different colors, and some have sparkle included. The lower left of the picture shows a collection of bags filled with the penis-like lures.An advertising picture of what is known as dicebait. They just look like a collection of small spiky balls. On the left side of the image is a poorly photoshopped picture of an angler with a clearly fake fish on the end of his line. On the right side is an image of someone stretching one of these spiky dice ball baits out to like 5 times its normal size.
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 22/07/2026
No shows this weekend. No practices this weekend. The river calls to me.
A wide angle shot of a river in a forest. Theres a good current, though not a violent one. The banks are covered in a tangle of green- Trees, bushes, and roots conceal various rocks and boulders. The water is a cool green, though in some areas the current is slow enough for you to be able to see rock shelves under the flowing water. A fishing poke extends in front of the camera, as if you the viewer were ready to cast.
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 17/07/2026
This is me if you care
A biege wolf splashing through the water with a rocky beach in the background. Its got a big fish in its mouth
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 16/07/2026
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A black and white picture of a woman, me, on stage. I'm holding an alto saxophone that has a condenser mic taped to it. My eyes are closed, I'm wearing a black cap, black Napalm Death sleeveless shirt, and jeans. There is a shaft of light crossing me, with other stage lights shining in the background
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 09/07/2026
[Breeding shitpost (?)] If I type "breed" autocorrect suggests I keep typing "breed." Who am I to argue
A message app where someone calls me a faggot and I respond with "breed" over and over, with autocorrect suggesting breed still, as well as "you" and "your"
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 09/07/2026
Only two more weeks of constant rehearsal and shows Only two more weeks of constant rehearsal and shows Only two more weeks of constant rehearsal and shows
One of those feral stick figure memes. This one is sitting crosslegged and has its hands clasped. It has a huge forced grim with giant teeth, is visibly shaking, and bulging veins
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 07/07/2026
cmon autocorrect. genuinely what are we doing right now
a screenshot of a messaging program. The input text reads "y'all know about the lost member of tlmystery" to which autocorrect suggestions "Tony's feet, Tommy's feet, and Tommy's trey." I was going to type out "the lost member of mystery inc"
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 07/07/2026
This rocks tbh
A screenshot of the above post, but in a bar under the main body of the text it just reads "#simple as"
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 07/07/2026
Back to the CD burning mines
A TEAC branded CD burner sitting on a desk next to a PC and a soldering iron
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 05/07/2026
My response to the catgirl smoking cigarettes anime
A screenshot of a message I sent in a group chat that reads:

"I dont watch shit or dick anymore unfortunately so I will never generate a real opinion of it outside of the gifs girltwinks will eventually send me after this comes out and they spend 12 hours trying to figure out how Signal works and send shit like "ccould yuoi smoke a cigarette wiht me mommy" and then spend an entire show not talking to anyone"

with two laugh reacts and one fire react
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 05/07/2026
My honest reaction to seeing a tallboy in the fridge
An image of a bobcat zoomed in onto JTS face. Its sticking it's tongue our slightly, and its face looks very mirthful, despite the fact its growling in the original video
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 30/06/2026
This is "live laugh love" for guys the have all seven volumes of The Decline & Fall of the Roman Empire prominently displayed somewhere in their house
A screenshot of Wikipedia, with the title 'Si vis pacem, para bellum " with the subtext "Latin adage translated as 'If you want peace, prepare for war' "
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 24/06/2026
Test post please ignore <3
A snippet from the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic (of Homestuck fame.) Its a picture of Hella Jeff saying "I warned you about Sax bro!!! I told you dog!"
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 22/06/2026
Be nice he can hear you
An African painted dog standing on a very flat patch of dirt. It has a very blotchy colored coat, with splashes of team, brown, and white across it's body. It looks very much like a standard dog, except for its large rounded ears, which are bigger than it's head
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 21/06/2026
Uh, yeah, that's the plan
A bottle of Mount Gay rum. The rum is a Golden color, with a tag that reads 'Mount Gay Barbados Rum 1703'
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 20/06/2026
Pervert musician tip of the day: Duct tape your condenser mic cables to your saxophone. Nothing can go wrong if you duct tape everything down
A beat up old alto saxophone with an XLR jack duct taped to the bell, with more duct tape holding down the 10-ish feet of thin cable to tje body of the saxophone
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 20/06/2026
Clockwork
Someone who just followed me with the name @jakeclaver33@mastodon.social who is a business consultant and crypto investor
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 19/06/2026
An image of a small coyote, in side profile, looking off to the side at night. The text reads "Do I come off as mysterious or... Dumb as fuck?"
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 18/06/2026
@horsefucker_thicc curious
A poorly cropped screenshot of a repost from houg holodomor, who's @ is horsefucker_thicc
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 18/06/2026
I found it btw. You can tell everyone I know where its at.
A collection of nametag keychains carved out of wood. The one in center is for "Clint"
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 17/06/2026
Some of you, perhaps
A screenshot from an old The Onion video.  The top says "Daily News" in a very generic font. It features a fake newspaper article with the title "HOMO HORSE."
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 17/06/2026
everything reminds me of her
A big peach water tower looking over a big industrial building
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 16/06/2026
I'm learning so much
A screenshot from the TMZ comment section that reads "TMZ works for the communist."
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 14/06/2026
I'm alive
Woman wearing a pupmask and bra, holding a beer. Its knuckle tattoos read "Doom." Its outside at a bar
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 11/06/2026
Lemmy is the network of all time
A screenshot from showerthoughts@lemmy.world, which reads "Smoking these days is like being gay in the 70s"
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Ceezee @czwolf.bsky.bark.wolp.chat · 11/06/2026
Doing some real pervert shit to my saxophone tonight
A deep space devices golem pedal in a messy gig box. Its a diode switches overdrive pedal with four knobs, four toggle switches, and a single stomp switch. It features a three eyed face on it, with a singular LED over the third eye. Its hooked up to a 48 volt box and a 9 volt power supply, all running to a DI box. Theres several cables and adapters strewn around aswell
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