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@czerpatka.bsky.social
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Kat Lyons @katlyyons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
btw they do this so they don’t have to hire back the same crew on a raise 🤙 (speaking from experience)
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cunt orlok @t4tcisphobe.aboveall.love · 30/08/2026
mannnn fuck will ospreay
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kidd bandit @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the unfortunate reality is that pro wrestling will never fully reach its true potential as the campiest most absurd form of slapstick entertainment as long as the people dominating the industry are straight athletic theater kids who are terrified of being perceived as even a little gay.
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
david byrne pointed at my direction while singing "out of all those kinds of people, you've got a face with a view"
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Marsha P. Johnson with Snoopy (1987) Happy Pride ♡
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Entomemeology @entomemeology.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
dark clouds over us today the waste paper warehouse is burning
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
^_^
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I love women with guitars
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
get high and play red ball
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
happy international beaver day
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
giving girls coke cans
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
went sealspotting (there were no seals there)
a photo of me using old soviet binoculars by the seaside
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woke WEREWOLF 🐺🎃 @wolfgirlcassie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
yo mama so fat that can you get me her number please
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
you should throw stones at me
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
birds are craaazy
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
my favorite fragrance rn
a bottle of AMOL
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jzp - 86 47 @jprovo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Picture of Chuck Norris smiling with feet up. Overlay text: "Chuck Norris fought gay marriage. Gay marriage won."
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
my boyfriend just said that im coughing like I'm about to die #yolo
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
they should invent a breed of dog that scrolls instagram reels for you
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
call me sonic the hedgehog because i'm blue and i'm fast as fuck
a very blurry selfie taken in blue lightning
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
i love the walrus <3
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
i hope toni storm is and will be okay, but it's so funny to me that she's taking a break right after ronda's debut
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
literally checked if chuck norris is still alive yesterday lol rip bozo
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
went out to smoke a joint and saw a bunch of frogs having sex
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
my bf keeps calling bandido "hangmandido"
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FAAWXY ✨️🦌✨️ @faawxy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
it's the one day of the year i get to post this image :0
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
jesus fucking christ who cares about ronda rousey get that bitch off my screen #aewrevolution
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Weirdbongs @squnt67.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Snew 🌞 @snewdraws.net · 19/10/2023
An anthropomorphic cat cooking vegetables on a stove. She is saying “Being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. But then there are also the horrors…”
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
angel playing the lute
a stylized blender 3d render of a dog playing a lute with angel wings. it is based on the rosso fiorentino painting of the same name.
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
fucked up at the crib playing zeebo
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
i love you okocim 0% ciemna wisnia <3
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
i kinda miss the bugs
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Postmaster Gweneral @gwenthedragon.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
happy birthday to every woman
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
getting fucked up at the black lodge
blurry photo of my hand holding a bottle of beer in a room resembling the black lodge from david lynch's twin peaks
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Ellie Lucas @cinemattie.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The Greatest Films of All Time (According to Trans People)! I polled more than 40 transgender and non-binary filmmakers, film critics, and cinephiles to find out which films trans folks connected to most. Check it out below!
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The Greatest Movies of All Time (According to Trans People) — From the Front Row
What makes a great film? Does film hold an innate greatness - or is greatness in the eye of the beholder? Cinephiles love lists. Critics make annual top ten lists. Sight and Sound magazine holds its p...
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
the urge to romanticize everything as soon as a little bit of sun shows up
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
life feels like it's just based on the weather
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patka @czerpatka.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
my log has a message for you
picture of a manatee holding a log under its right arm
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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a four or five panel comic with a dog named bitch and a rabbit named susie

they sit at a bar, clearly drunk.

bitch says “what the fuck am i doing with my life”

theyre in a club, bitch has just thrown up, she continues “sometimes i like get really sweaty and like feel like a stagnant dread over my total lack of ambition lol”

they sit together on the couch listening to music, trash beside them. bitch continues “and i look at you”

they stumble home, bitch continues “and all of your time im wasting”

a free floating text box continues her thought “susie… dont you want something more?”
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may @maysuser.name · 25/02/2026
being trans doesn't give you a free pass to objectify other trans people
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 22/08/2023
"Trauma makes you stronger" Well, I don't want to be strong, I want to drink an iced coffee & buy things online
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.
Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 19/02/2026
he looks just like his dad ❤️
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cunt orlok @t4tcisphobe.aboveall.love · 18/02/2026
i just got fired, and im the only source of income for two trans disabled people and a cat. if you can help keep us afloat while i hunt for new opportunities i'd be incredibly grateful. even just sharing helps a lot. CA: $QuadrupleHaelix V: @QuadrupleHaelix PP: @QuadrupleHaelix
a speckled tortoiseshell cat from below. she leans down peering into the camera curiously, her whiskers drooping down and towards the viewer
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