iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Why is the pope the only person who makes sense anymore?

Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Welp, won’t be reading any books by Olga Tokarczuk in the future. “Darling, how could we develop this beautifully?” Please be so for real.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

High of 84, air conditioning on. This girl is going to the pool this evening. 🥵

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

My friend sends me 15k out of nowhere all the time, so this seems like a nonissue. Last week she sent me a 60k original novel (though she did warn that was coming).

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

There’s a similar carpet in the Hyatt, but the lines are all straight and it’s not actively trying to kill you. As far as I know.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Imagining this in the Atlanta Marriott during Dragon*Con. Carnage.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

This is nawt a notification I needed to get this morning, tumblr

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

“Hey Siri, am I too stoned to go to the corner shop and get snacks?”

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Many thanks to will smith hockey for giving me this opportunity

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Just had dinner with @malentine.bsky.social and I think you all need to know she is a delightful angel who I have missed so much. Truly a blessing to spend time with her.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I literally laughed when she told me. Then I felt bad.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Literally no one is doing it like my team

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

How am I supposed to sleep tonight when my human-shark hybrid son, who is approximately 3 maple leaves tall, and is somehow the leading goalscorer in Olympic hockey, has to play a gold medal game at the Olympics in the morning? What if an Upchuck brother is mean to him????

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Ohhh we’re the Olympics. Ohhhh you can’t punch each other here. LAME.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Olympic hockey is sad because that Italian guy absolutely deserved to be punched and he WOULD HAVE BEEN in any reasonable competition.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

With no West coast hockey for two weeks and all the Olympic hockey games in the morning and early afternoon, I am going to get so much sleep. Bedtime routine? Sleep hygiene? Who is she?

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

New fandom! What if the new kids laugh at me and call me names????

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Hmm. Sources would disagree. (Sources are the voices in my head.)

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

How am I supposed to accurately write a man who says shit like “your mitts are kinda stone” when he’s flirting?

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I finished my first fic in a new fandom and it’s crap, it’s terrible, it’s embarrassing, it’s monstrous. I’m waiting for my beta to read it and tell me it’s not as bad as I think (it’s worse!!!!) but she’s too high to read so I must suffer 😩

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I fear I’m losing the ability to relate to people who don’t understand what I mean when I say the bc freshman line is haunting the narrative again. You know. Normal people.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I hope all the teams have fun.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Very excited for Olympic hockey. I am cheering for Canada, Slovakia, and Sweden. I am also personally cheering for Quinn Hughes to smile once.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Most promo work is included in their contract for the show (which was tiny), but some of the other stuff (like talk show appearances, some interviews) is paid, though at a low rate. All of the stuff for Quinn is paid and paid well. Olympics stuff would not be paid because Olympics.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I love that you think Trump is going to stop being president. He won’t ever give it up now.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I’m writing hockey RPF now and it feels like crossing into a dark land where I forever said I’d never go

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

All the hockey podcasts talk about it. It’s definitely not a secret.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

In the winter Margot winces when I go to pet her because she knows the first touch will hurt but not why. (She still asks to be petted though.)

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

And the Grillo’s pickles!

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

I’m not sure what it says that I’ve reached the point of noticing the condiments. I’ve watched this whole show so many times.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

As a Southerner rewatching Heated Rivalry for the 27th time, I am so proud to notice that Ilya made those tuna melts with Duke’s. The only acceptable mayonnaise. Brand deal when?

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I would burn down entire cities for Ilya Rozanov, to be clear.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

“Joy is not a prize we get for overcoming pain. It’s the presence that fuels us to endure it.” Clinging hard to that on this third week of Advent.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Me: cozy and warm on the couch, 29 degrees outside, “maybe I’ll just stay home this morning.” Checks the bulletin online and sees the songs Me: on my feet and running like this is the Olympics

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

To be clear I mean print subscriptions. Physical magazines. Bring on The Year of Analog.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I am “for Christmas I bought myself a new Lodge casserole dish and 1-year subscriptions to Reader’s Digest, Real Simple, and Southern Living” years old.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I can’t believe we started the year with the Kendrick Lamar halftime show and ended the year with 50 Cent releasing the Diddy documentary. Everything else may have sucked, but this year was golden for rappers publicly dragging sex offenders.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Also just want to point out that I predicted this victory by having his thinly veiled counterpart in my Hasan Piker omegaverse fic win. Least difficult prediction of my life.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I’m Aunt Chelsey to my friends’ kids and it makes me so happy.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

ATTENTION HOCKEY RPF PEOPLE. My fandom bestie @scoops404.bsky.social has abandoned me for hockey RPF. She is one of the best writers I have ever read. I know nothing about hockey, but I can guarantee this will be a banger. Give it a chance, share around. archiveofourown.org/works/73008721

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Yeah, I could never do it in Atlanta because people were already trying to break into my bedroom at night 😭 But here in the mountains it’s much safer. My biggest concern is bears but honestly there aren’t many around here.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

I slept with my bedroom window open through half of September and October and it was wonderful. (Now it gets in the 40s overnight so open windows only during the day.)

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Why is it that every time Taylor writes a song about Scott Borschetta, it’s always my favorite song?

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

We were also really stoned if that helps set the scene. Are. Are still stoned.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I just want to say that I did not expect Ruin the Friendship to devastate me so completely.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Yes but I had friends come visit my tiny house in the mountains and we had a listening party

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

I randomly looked at that fic this morning and the comment you left on it was insane. You really were about it. (I was as well tbf.)

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Me in 2010, trying to write a ZQ/JTF RPF fic for @malentine.bsky.social: it is literally impossible to write a fic longer than 1500 words. Me in 2025: I hope I’ll be able to keep my Hasan Piker omegaverse RPF under 75k It’s called growth… I think.

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