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Just had dinner with @malentine.bsky.social and I think you all need to know she is a delightful angel who I have missed so much. Truly a blessing to spend time with her.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I literally laughed when she told me. Then I felt bad.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Literally no one is doing it like my team

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

How am I supposed to sleep tonight when my human-shark hybrid son, who is approximately 3 maple leaves tall, and is somehow the leading goalscorer in Olympic hockey, has to play a gold medal game at the Olympics in the morning? What if an Upchuck brother is mean to him????

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Ohhh we’re the Olympics. Ohhhh you can’t punch each other here. LAME.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Olympic hockey is sad because that Italian guy absolutely deserved to be punched and he WOULD HAVE BEEN in any reasonable competition.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

With no West coast hockey for two weeks and all the Olympic hockey games in the morning and early afternoon, I am going to get so much sleep. Bedtime routine? Sleep hygiene? Who is she?

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I finished my first fic in a new fandom and it’s crap, it’s terrible, it’s embarrassing, it’s monstrous. I’m waiting for my beta to read it and tell me it’s not as bad as I think (it’s worse!!!!) but she’s too high to read so I must suffer 😩

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I fear I’m losing the ability to relate to people who don’t understand what I mean when I say the bc freshman line is haunting the narrative again. You know. Normal people.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Very excited for Olympic hockey. I am cheering for Canada, Slovakia, and Sweden. I am also personally cheering for Quinn Hughes to smile once.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I’m writing hockey RPF now and it feels like crossing into a dark land where I forever said I’d never go

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

As a Southerner rewatching Heated Rivalry for the 27th time, I am so proud to notice that Ilya made those tuna melts with Duke’s. The only acceptable mayonnaise. Brand deal when?

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I would burn down entire cities for Ilya Rozanov, to be clear.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

“Joy is not a prize we get for overcoming pain. It’s the presence that fuels us to endure it.” Clinging hard to that on this third week of Advent.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Me: cozy and warm on the couch, 29 degrees outside, “maybe I’ll just stay home this morning.” Checks the bulletin online and sees the songs Me: on my feet and running like this is the Olympics

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I am “for Christmas I bought myself a new Lodge casserole dish and 1-year subscriptions to Reader’s Digest, Real Simple, and Southern Living” years old.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I can’t believe we started the year with the Kendrick Lamar halftime show and ended the year with 50 Cent releasing the Diddy documentary. Everything else may have sucked, but this year was golden for rappers publicly dragging sex offenders.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Also just want to point out that I predicted this victory by having his thinly veiled counterpart in my Hasan Piker omegaverse fic win. Least difficult prediction of my life.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

ATTENTION HOCKEY RPF PEOPLE. My fandom bestie @scoops404.bsky.social has abandoned me for hockey RPF. She is one of the best writers I have ever read. I know nothing about hockey, but I can guarantee this will be a banger. Give it a chance, share around. archiveofourown.org/works/73008721

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Why is it that every time Taylor writes a song about Scott Borschetta, it’s always my favorite song?

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I just want to say that I did not expect Ruin the Friendship to devastate me so completely.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Me in 2010, trying to write a ZQ/JTF RPF fic for @malentine.bsky.social: it is literally impossible to write a fic longer than 1500 words. Me in 2025: I hope I’ll be able to keep my Hasan Piker omegaverse RPF under 75k It’s called growth… I think.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I would murder for some Ted Drewes right now

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

I hustled all week and now the hustle is done so I’m drinking my little THC cocktail and tomorrow I’m going kayaking and maybe starting a new Minecraft world and working on my omegaverse. Glorious.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Thinking about her* *the political status of omegas in the omegaverse

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

I’m still just sitting here thinking about how Jason got choked up and teary-eyed when Taylor was talking about how she sees Travis. Please just give me more non-toxic masculinity like this. Love your brother enough to cry when he’s finally found the one.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

I know Taylor loves her symbolism, but can she not also consider my bedtime? Why is it always after midnight?

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I will die before I ever write a fic that includes the stoplight system 💀

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I feel like I need to reevaluate the series of events that led to me spending my free time writing H.asa,n Pi.ker RPF

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

@malentine.bsky.social I was telling some friends about the Deep Lore of ZQ/JTF and ended up digging through both of our old tumblr posts and it was So Much. ❤️

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I’m eating a tomato and mayo sandwich in a rocking chair on the front porch while a thunderstorm rolls in, if you were wondering just how intensely Southern I’ve become since officially moving into Appalachia.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Over the past week I’ve come to realize the place I moved to is basically Appalachian Stars Hollow.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Cooking every meal for yourself sucks by the way

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Welp, I’m going to be a Vice President. That seems like pretty good news.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

More Mamdanis everywhere, please. Let’s let the old white centrists endorsed by Bill Clinton fade into obscurity.

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Mallory @malentine.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

hell yeah, export this nationally please

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Why do I know so much about the NYC mayoral race? I never asked for this.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Sunday scaries hit extra hard coming back from a week long vacation on the Adriatic Sea.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

I am drinking an Aperol spritz in the airport lounge while waiting for my flight to Croatia. If you were wondering how things are going.

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

I think my favorite part of the Trump/Musk break-up is when Trump included the phrase “Thank you Hasan Piker” in a tweet. I cannot wait to see what Hasan had to say about that!

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Chelsey @czargasm.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

I close on my tiny home in the woods next week and I am so excited I can’t concentrate on anything JUST LET ME INNNNNN

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