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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#USAMEX 58’: That looked Iike a great save in the moment but that’s really one you expect a keeper to make every time.

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#USAMEX 54’: Not sure why Richards didn’t jump for that.

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I haven’t observed an actual patron inside of a Subway establishment since 2019. How are they still everywhere??

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Subway Fast Food

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 25/09/2026

Every day we get closer to this:

Cartoon by the human artist Twonks, showing George Jetson vacuuming the floor while Rosie the robot paints a picture

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

To crush my enemies, see them driven before me and hear the lamentations of the women. … I’m sorry: what was the question again?

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 06/09/2026

The face of a man deeply regretting his decision to live in Florida

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This is admittedly stupid, but the most annoying sin from the billionaire class IMO is artificial turf at sports stadiums. Like, motherfucker, you are worth BILLIONS, and you’re telling me you can’t afford lawn care?!

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Had an awesome time at my first #DragonflightGameCon in Bellevue this weekend. Big thanks to Blue Dragons High Fantasy and @stefanpokornydf.bsky.social for running some very kick ass sessions of #Daggerheart and #ADnD

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I don’t give a shit what happens in Miami on Saturday: the real third place team is Cabo Verde. #WorldCup2026

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

#ARGSUi: Yes it was the correct call but it’s still bullshit that Embolo was getting mugged all match with nary a whistle to be heard.

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Knowing Better Kb: Can't Get Away With It Meme

ALT: Knowing Better Kb: Can't Get Away With It Meme

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The disappointing thing isn’t that the #USMNT keeps losing in the Round of 16, it’s how completely out of their depth they look whilst doing so.

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

In Canada for the Fourth (it’s a whole thing) and Oh. My. GOD the maple butter glazed donut at Tim Hortin’s was fucking life changing.

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Glazed Donut with Dripping Icing

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Stop releasing shows I want to watch during the #WorldCup!!

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I really hope the giant watch parties return in 2030 when the Cup is held abroad. They’re absolutely electric.

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Tony Zombie-ano 🎃 @tonydamiano.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

🔊 Sound On

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Alright Seattle, Balogun is suspended against Belgium. We have to 12 the shit out of this on Monday. #USMNT #WorldCup

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Seattle Seahawks 12th Man Flag

ALT: Seattle Seahawks 12th Man Flag

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Tell me soccer is boring again, motherfuckers. I fucking dare you! #WorldCup

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Matt Barger @mattbarger.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Iran would be 7-point winners of the group and deserved protagonists against the USA in the round of 16… … were it not for a foot and an ass.

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

#PANENG 58’: Tuchel is a huge upgrade over Southgate but this English team still plays like a Ferrari that’s missing a gear. I don’t think it’s coming home, lads.

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Crap. I meant #ARGAUT. I stand by the rest of the original post.

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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

🇺🇸 Christian Pulisic is on the field to begin training with the USMNT on Monday for the first time since suffering his calf injury. Taking part in rondos now. No official word from U.S. Soccer. @paultenorio.bsky.social @henrybushnell.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/738...

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Pulisic back in training with full team ahead of USMNT's World Cup group finale

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

#ARGAUS 61’: I think I’m officially moving Argentina into the S-tier of my #WorldCup2026 rankings. This has been a very comfortable performance against a decent Austrian side. The title defense is officially on.

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Lionel Messi in Argentina Jersey

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

QTP with a ship that makes you happy.

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CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

any awkward kid who knows he's not one of the cool kids (🙋‍♂️) recognizes this immediately. a little shuffly move to play it off, not even looking up bc you know knowing no one's buying it if he hadn't spent a career punching down i'd almost feel bad for him almost

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Possibly unpopular opinion: kind of digging the hydration breaks. Just enough time to refresh my own drink or take a bathroom break. #WorldCup2026

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

#NEDSWE 55’: The Swedes should consider defending any flank at all.

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

#NEDSWE 16’: The Swedes should consider defending their left flank.

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I no longer remember a time in my life when my entire schedule didn’t revolve around watching soccer games.

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

#TURPAR 75’: For those of you who missed the change, “Turkey” is now pronounced as “Arda Guler and 10 morons.”

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

#TURPAR HT: I know it’s better for the #USMNT if Paraguay wins but they are an incredibly unlikable team.

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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 19/06/2026

World’s Game. Our Sound. IT’S A USMNT MATCHDAY IN SEATTLE 🥳

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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 19/06/2026

Observations from my ride to stadium before 8: - pier 62 was pretty much full - victory hall already packed with aussies - pioneer square buzzing - Griffey statue decked out in USA stripes

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