CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 3hthis guy just picked a helluva time to tune into the match from the other side of the world! 190
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hearing the FO talk about "whether" the Sounders move to Renton reminds me of when, as a youth, I "questioned" my extremely conservative Christian upbringing whilst deep down knowing I'd find a way to convince myself I was right. [Narrator: He wasn't.] 010
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm torn between: "It is a tale told by a fucking idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." vs "is this a fucking dagger i see before me?" vs "'How is it that the clouds still hang on you?' 'not so my Lord, I am too much i' the fucking sun'" 010
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When was the last time Seattle had a three win home soccer week? (not to mention three *fun* wins) @sounderatheart.com @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com 130
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026since I'll be out of town for the remainder of the season last night was probably the last time I'll get to see my favorite footballer, Jess Fishlock, play the beautiful game she put on one helluva showstatic.klipy.comSo Long And Thanks For All The Fish! - Hitchhiker's GuideALT: So Long And Thanks For All The Fish! - Hitchhiker's Guide 030
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026currently ringing up as free at the shop near the 111ish section at the Reign - get after it before they catch it! 150
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026TIL the Savoy Hotel in London sits where the Savoy Palace once stood on a 13 acre estate, before it was sacked by rebels, and which many years later became the site of a homeless shelter. It's a bit different now. 110
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Andrew Thomas should get partial credit for that goal 040
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Released one week after the release of her documentary. A24's marketing team is crushing it! 020
Reposted by CocktailMDAndrew Bohrer @andrewbohrer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Happy #negroniweek to all those who celebrate 1279
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026oh man i had so many cute dogs in my dream last night it was awesome! 030
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026still thinking about the graphic during a break in the Reign match that said: "[Gotham logo] atop of the table" it's "on top of" or "atop" "atop of" is like saying "on top of of" but *really* it should have been "at the top of" since they are still a part of the table, not above it altogether 150
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Pushback on the ballroom? Now it's "for the military." Pushback on the arch? Now it's "for the military." Can't wait to watch this oh-so longstanding and clearly super necessary unmet military need for a drone/sniper/ammo arch get defended vociferously by his sycophants 🙄 031
Reposted by CocktailMD100 years ago news @100yearsagonews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sept. 19, 1926: A warning of a future without domestic oil security. Cartoon by Oscar Chopin in the San Francisco Chronicle. 0246
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026at Neptune with the rest of my fellow lapsed christians for the Manchester Orchestra show ... 030
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026cooked up a banger of a shakshuka with @greygalahad.bsky.social on a day in which that was just one of the culinary highlights 030
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026threw Nathan Fielder's The Rehearsal Season 2 on in the background for a rewatch while packing and ... yep, every bit as wild of a ride as i remember no spoilers but if you haven't seen it and can go in blind it is safe to say nothing will prepare you for the last episode 001
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026not the first to make the observation but perpetually true: you can tell a lot about a person by how they behave at a baggage carousel. and a culture as a whole 010
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026What's the announcement? Wrong answers only. "Sonyverse - it's Metaverse with legs!" 001
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026the greatest woman to ever lace them up sold out 80,000 seats in 17 minutes ... then took care of business one last time one helluva career 🫡 010
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026KNOBS!!!! (both what i want in cars and what i think of those who want giant screens in cars) 010
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i wouldn't hold out on y'all like that, don't worry ... please tell them i say hello! maps.app.goo.gl/azSwu24uAFdw...maps.app.goo.gl 020
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Find you a sake bar in Hiroshima that has the Japan WE league on and gifts you a yukata of the local women's team whilst visiting your calligraphy master homie 140
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026hey lady, that phone is either falling out or getting stolen, but either way it's not making it home ... 010
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Heist movie! Heist movie! Heist movie! www.cnbc.com/2026/09/03/n...cnbc.comDutch central bank moves gold bars out of U.S. and Canada, citing ‘crisis preparedness’DNB said gold stored with the Bank of England is more readily tradable, allowing it to be deployed more quickly in a severe crisis. 060
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026On the new @alaskaairlines.bsky.social SEA-NRT in prem economy and the spirits selection is so poor it's nearly impressive No gin, no rum, not even tonic water ... my 3h PHX-SEA domestic flight was better stocked! So far your Atmos Platinum boy's giving Delta the edge for Japan trips 331
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026New Theory: The degree to which someone's hand tilts to shake hands whilst making a new introduction reflects their intent. I'll explain... 100
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026when there's a M-M connection, to the tune of "Sugar, Sugar": Maddie! ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baaaaa (there's two!) [yelled just at the end of the last baaa] Maddie Maddie! ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baaaaa one is assisting goals and the other one scores on you 191
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026held the last day of my "name your price" garage sale in which i steadfastly held to no haggling & just accepted whatever someone offered did i make out like a bandit when i sold a dog toy for the price of 3min of scritches with a chonky mutt named Juicy? suckers! i totally woulda sold it for one! 030
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"what the fuck, Chuck??" and because it's too late for @chuckwendig.bsky.social to use my post as a blurb (despite what I will only assume is an *unspoken* desire): "It's no 'This Present Darkness' (complimentary)." 3191
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026stadium etiquette basics: one standing to let someone pass, just stand don't sit on the back of your seat because then your caboose hits my beer and i don't like that 250
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Lest anyone be unclear, the words that seemed to get the post repeatedly auto-deleted are ones that are often followed by "is work" - but the inability to even talk about it in real words in the first place highlights just part of the issues these women deal with 010
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026this post keeps getting deleted despite all my attempts to swap in asterisks and whatnot, so please forgive the concomitant lack of alt text for the same reasons 120
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026attempting to rename the lake at least provides an apt new acronym SHAME 000
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026what's with the way dudes talk to their dogs as they walk them? man, i can hear you going by and i'm worried about you 010
CocktailMD @cocktailmd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026shout out to the young airport bartender who asked another guest, in all earnestness, "have you ever heard of a strawberry daiquiri?" [just one in a list of delightfully remarkable interactions i've overheard tonight] 160
