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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#USAMEX 58’: That looked Iike a great save in the moment but that’s really one you expect a keeper to make every time.

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#USAMEX 54’: Not sure why Richards didn’t jump for that.

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s odd but I don’t hate it either.

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I haven’t observed an actual patron inside of a Subway establishment since 2019. How are they still everywhere??

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Subway Fast Food

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 25/09/2026

Every day we get closer to this:

Cartoon by the human artist Twonks, showing George Jetson vacuuming the floor while Rosie the robot paints a picture

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

To crush my enemies, see them driven before me and hear the lamentations of the women. … I’m sorry: what was the question again?

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 06/09/2026

The face of a man deeply regretting his decision to live in Florida

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This is admittedly stupid, but the most annoying sin from the billionaire class IMO is artificial turf at sports stadiums. Like, motherfucker, you are worth BILLIONS, and you’re telling me you can’t afford lawn care?!

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Had an awesome time at my first #DragonflightGameCon in Bellevue this weekend. Big thanks to Blue Dragons High Fantasy and @stefanpokornydf.bsky.social for running some very kick ass sessions of #Daggerheart and #ADnD

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I don’t give a shit what happens in Miami on Saturday: the real third place team is Cabo Verde. #WorldCup2026

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I mean, as long as she’s rich … 🤷‍♂️

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

#ARGSUi: Yes it was the correct call but it’s still bullshit that Embolo was getting mugged all match with nary a whistle to be heard.

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Knowing Better Kb: Can't Get Away With It Meme

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

He and Trossard regularly scare the shit out of me when Liverpool play them twice a year. Glad to see them both ball out in the tournament and finally get the recognition they deserve.

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Ream was past it in Qatar. Still fluxomed as to how he made this squad.

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The disappointing thing isn’t that the #USMNT keeps losing in the Round of 16, it’s how completely out of their depth they look whilst doing so.

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

In Canada for the Fourth (it’s a whole thing) and Oh. My. GOD the maple butter glazed donut at Tim Hortin’s was fucking life changing.

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Glazed Donut with Dripping Icing

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Stop releasing shows I want to watch during the #WorldCup!!

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I really hope the giant watch parties return in 2030 when the Cup is held abroad. They’re absolutely electric.

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Tony Zombie-ano 🎃 @tonydamiano.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

🔊 Sound On

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Alright Seattle, Balogun is suspended against Belgium. We have to 12 the shit out of this on Monday. #USMNT #WorldCup

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Seattle Seahawks 12th Man Flag

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Umm … at what point should I start to get worried about his availability against the Timbers?

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Tell me soccer is boring again, motherfuckers. I fucking dare you! #WorldCup

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Matt Barger @mattbarger.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Iran would be 7-point winners of the group and deserved protagonists against the USA in the round of 16… … were it not for a foot and an ass.

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

#PANENG 58’: Tuchel is a huge upgrade over Southgate but this English team still plays like a Ferrari that’s missing a gear. I don’t think it’s coming home, lads.

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Crap. I meant #ARGAUT. I stand by the rest of the original post.

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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

🇺🇸 Christian Pulisic is on the field to begin training with the USMNT on Monday for the first time since suffering his calf injury. Taking part in rondos now. No official word from U.S. Soccer. @paultenorio.bsky.social @henrybushnell.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/738...

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Pulisic back in training with full team ahead of USMNT's World Cup group finale

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

#ARGAUS 61’: I think I’m officially moving Argentina into the S-tier of my #WorldCup2026 rankings. This has been a very comfortable performance against a decent Austrian side. The title defense is officially on.

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Lionel Messi in Argentina Jersey

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Cyrus Mortazavi @cyrusmortazavi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I’ll catch up once we’re in the Round of 16

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