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@cyrtonyx.bsky.social
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current location: -94, 0, 71. underground base near lush caves. axolotls!!! easy lava source. amethyst geode.

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animal crossing pics @goj.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Animal Crossing Wild World (2005) #acww
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/07/2026
the art museum should give me a walking around cup of coffee license. i can be trusted near the paintings with a big cup of coffee
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maggie @cyrtonyx.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Backsession is barbenheimer for girls
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 07/05/2026
They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed
• Do not stalk, persistently target, or create malicious content designed to humiliate or degrade individuals, including through coordinated campaigns.
• Do not abuse Bluesky features (lists, labels, community moderation tools), engage in bad-faith mass reporting, use automated harassment systems, or create single-purpose harassment accounts.
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I think it's very funny they keep banning people for stating, correctly, that the head of trust and safety on here was caught liking porn on his official account
Your post was classified as a Serious Violation, adding 4 strikes to your account. You now have 4 total strikes.
Because you reached 4 strikes, your account has been suspended for 3 days. You will be able to access your account again on 10th May, 2026.
If you believe this action was taken in error, you can appeal within 14 days by emailing moderation@blueskyweb.xyz. Please include context about why you believe this decision was incorrect.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/04/2026
all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant
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maggie @cyrtonyx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Phoenix so they all have to go to hell no matter what
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Gloam Hallow @gloam.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It be your own petard
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maggie @cyrtonyx.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Fool me once? Yeah I bet you did. I'm really gullible. Fool me twice? That's on me. I should have learned my lesson. But I won't. Fool me thrice? That's a layup. I will believe anything. Why would someone lie to me? So yeah this is a tough holiday for me.
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Nick (ツ)/ @ikanacanyon.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
iPads are cigarettes for babies
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
HUMBLE DESIRE'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN WHOSE TELLIN U THERE IDEA'S , : "I DONT HAVE GOOD TASTE, I WILL NEVER HAVE GOOD TASTE, I LOVE CHICKEN NUGGETS, I WILL NEVER TURN MY AD BLOCKED OFF, I LIKE BEER THAT TASTES LIKE THE SMELL OF BEER FROM CHILDHOOD, I WANT TO RESTART MY LIFE FROM AGE 5, KNOWING WHAT I KNOW NOW, BUT ALL EMBBARRASING MEMORYS ERASED" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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maggie @cyrtonyx.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
baz luhrmann pride + prejudice when? i'm waiting.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/06/2025
there should be one new video game console, it should only be updated once every 10 years, it should play all the games, and it should have cigarette style warning all over it about the perils of the Gamer lifestyle
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
BREAD & CIRCUSES - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKIELETON PUSHEN AN EMPTY CART THROU A GROCERY STORE AND THERE TRYEN TO FIGURE OUT HOW FOOD COSTS MORE AND ALSO ITS SMALLER NOW. JUST PICK ONE MOTHER FUCKER !!!!! AND DA TEXT SAY'S "BREAD AND CIRCUSES ONLY KEEP US DISTRACTED IF WE CAN AFFORD THE BREAD AND THE CIRSUS DOESNT STOP EVERY FEW MINUTES FOR AN AD BREAK " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
NOT MY FAULT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATON SETTLEN IN FOR A LIL NAP , AND IT SAYS "NOT MY TAULT IM SLEEPY !! I HAVE POOR NITRITION, STAY UP LATE EVREY NIGHT, DRINK A LOT OF COFFEE AND BEER, RESENTFUL OF DAYTIME TASK'S, NAP WHENEVER, BODY FEELS LIKE ITS WEARING THE LEAD COAT FROM THE DENTIST, MIND FEELS LIKE ITS WEARING THE LEAD COAT " - I AM ALSO HUNGREY ALL THE TIME BUT GUESS WHAT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ILL JUST DRINK COFFEE (GAS PEDAL) OR SMOKE WHEED (BRAKE PEDAL) TO CONTROL HOW FAST IM MOVING BECUASE DA ALIEN'S WHO DESIGNED THE HUMAN BODY DIDENT PUT IN DIRECT CONTROLS, IMAGINE IF YOU HAD TO EAT 1 POTATO CHIP TO MAKE YOUR CAR TURN LEFT OR 1 FRENCH FRY TO MAKE YOUR CAR TURN RIGHT, THATS WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE DRIVING YOUR SELF AROUND INSIDE A HUMAN BODY, MAYBE I WOULDENT NEED SO MUCH EXTERNAL STIMULUS IF I COULD JUST MAKE MY BODY DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT IT TO DO SHIT!!!! FROM DA FIRST DAY IN MIDDLE SCHOOL THEY YELL AT US FOR BEIN SLEEPY WELL GUESS WHAT SCHOOL SUCKS WORK SUCKS AND IM GONNA SLEEP THRU IT IF I CAN AND THATS THAT, IF YA DONT LIKE IT THEN VOTE , SEE HOW EASY IT IS TO PRETEND ELECTORAL POLITICS IS A RELEVANT SOLUTION TO HUMAN NATURE??? - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Cassandra Jean @cassandrajean.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Hello Villagers! I have finished my newest Wallpaper and Calendar set, available on Gumroad now! It's an Animal Crossing Calendar with 12 wallpapers, 2 homescreens and 28 icons in a journaling theme 💚 cassandrajean.gumroad.com/l/gnodvh
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
ZIP IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKEALITON BEING EXAMENED AT THE DOCTERS OFFICE AND THERE TELLEN THEM TO EAT DIFFERENT FOOD AND GIVIN THEM A LECTURE AND ITS A BIT MUCH, I WOULD NOT BE HERE IF I WAS NOT HAVING A SPECIFIC PROBLEM, PLEASE SOLVE MY SPECIFIC PROBLEM, HALF OF EVERYONES PROBLEMS IN AMERICA INVOLVES ACCESS TO MEDICAL CARE THEN WHEN YOU GET THE MEDICAL CARE THEY TALK TO YOU LIKE YOUR SHIT, EVERYONE IS SCARED AS HELL AFTER LUIGI AND THERE TRYING TO ACT BRAVE BUT THEY ARE SHOOK AND WE CAN SEE IT, THE NEWS STOPPED TALKING ABOUT HIM WHEN THEY REALIZED WERE ON HIS SIDE, THE TEXT SAYS "SHUT THE FUCK UP DOCTORS, I GIVE YOU $158.75 YOU GIVE ME AMOXICILLIN AND CLACULATATE POTASSIUM TABLETS USP 875MG/125MG*, IF I WANT COMMENTS ON MY DIET FROM SOMEONE $484,293 IN STUDENT LOAN DEBT I CAN GET THAT FOR FREE, EVER HEARD OF BLUE SKY DUMMASS???? - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/03/2025
they should make a coffee that doesn't make you worry about the future
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Melissa Crytzer Fry @crytzerfry.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The usual crew visits the pond #cameratrap. All four lil' reds are growing up so fast! #TeamJavelina
Collared peccaries abound!
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country ken 🤠 @kenergy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
miss the first month of new horizons sm
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 25/02/2025
I am playing through the entirety of DOOM 2016 and donating one dollar for each demon I kill. All the money will go to fighting for immigrant justice. The choice of game probably has nothing to do with how I feel about ICE. www.twitch.tv/jacobgeller
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
NO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKULL OF DA SOUL AND A GRIM REPPER OF DA EXTERNAL SELF CONVENE TO CREATE DA WHOLE - "KNOW THY SELF" NO THANKS, I HATE THAT GUY - I BEEN IN HERE THE WHOLE TIME AND IM TIRED OF SEEING "DA COBWEB'S OF DA MIND" THAT I GOT GOING ON IN HERE - THE BRAIN IS A BED WITH SHEETS U CAN NEVER WASH SO NO WONDER ITS HARD TO SLEEP AT NIGHT, DA GRIME OF YOUR LIFE TOUCH'S YOUR BODY AS YOUR TRYEN TO RELAX, IN A WORLD THAT ACCOUNT'S FOR DA NATURE OF BEING ALIVE THEY WOULD LET YOU HAVE 1 YEAR OFF EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, DA WHOLE FUCKEN YEAR FROM JANUARY 1 TO DECEBER 31, IF YOU CANT MOP THE FLOORS OF YOUR MIND THEN AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO PICK UP DA PHONE FOR A WHILE - AND AT THE END OF THE DAY WHY WOULD U WANT TO KNOW THE PERSON WHOSE MADE ALL DA BAD DECISION'S IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE FROM THE FIRST DAY? AND IF U DONT WANT TO BE FREINDS WITH YOUR SELF CAN YOU BLAME ANY ONE ELSE REALY, I DONT HAVE A SOLUTION FOR IT JUST TALKIN SOME SHIT ON MY SELF ,BUT GUESS WHAT, IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND IN 2 HOURS IM GOING TO DRINK 1.5 BEER'S AND SMOKE SOME CBD WHEED, AND THEN IM GONA HAVE SOME LOW GRADE FOOD CHEMICALY CUSTOMIZED TO CREATE ADDICTION PATTERN'S IN MY SELF , BUT FUCK IT, I HATE THAT GUY, WHO CARES IF THERE ADDICTED TO CHIP'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
*wearily* please……. Can someone invent a way out that isn’t through……… please I’m dying………
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Hyrax Every Hour @hyraxeveryhour.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Hyrax Every Hour @hyraxeveryhour.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
HELL NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATON SCREAMMIN "HELL NO!!!! I DONT HAVE ANY EXECUTIVE FUNCTION, MY BRAIN AINT IN CHARGE OF ME" THINK ABOUT IT, IF YOU KNOW YOU GOTA DO A BUNCH OF CHORE'S AND PAPER WORK AND TASK'S BUT YOU DONT DO ANY OF THEM, AND YOU CANT HAVE ANY FUN IN THE MEAN TIME BECUASE THERE LINGERING OVER YOU, BUT ALSO YOU CANT DO THE TASKS, BECUASE YOU CANT MAKE YOUR BODY EVEN MOVE TO DO THEM, AND YOU CANT MAKE YOUR BRAIN MAKE THEM ETHIER, THEN WHOSE BRAIN AND BODY IS IT???? WHO ELSE IS IN THERE AND WHY ARE THEY TRYIG TO MAKE YOUR LIFE WORSE? WHY IS THIS ACT OF RESISTENCE BEING VISITED UPON PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME WHO JUST NEED TO WASH THERE FUCKEN DISHES AND MAKE A COUPLE PHONE CALL'S???? WHY DO YOU ONLY FINALLY GET DA ABILTY TO GET THE POWER TO MAKE A PHONE CALL AT 1AM WHEN THE PLACE HAS BEEN CLOSED FOR 6 HOUR'S AND WILL NOT OPEN FOR 6 HOUR'S?????? AND IF WE LIVE IN A UNIVERSE RULED BY CHAOS TTHEN WE SHOULD AT LEAST GET THE SHIT FROM MONOPOLY "BANK ERROR IN YOUR FAVOR" THEY MAKE PLENTY OF ERROR'S BUT THE DAMB THINGS ARE NEVER IN MY FAVOR - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 04/02/2025
Squirrel of the Day for February 4, 2025 disapproves #sqrlpix
brown squirrel in tree, looking disapproving
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Hyrax Every Hour @hyraxeveryhour.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Well i got like 100 scam DMs today. Thats pretty good. It could have been 200 or 1000. I guess theres no way to make this happen less often. The devs are doing their best. Its basically impossible to program a computer to do any thing
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
from your perspective i’m just some guy who lives in your phone and posts words that make you chuckle. from my perspective i’m looking up at your big ugly face while I’m trapped in your phone and banging on the glass shouting get me out of here, help i’m stuck in this ugly guy’s phone
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
(sitting on a porch talking in a country drawl) starter packs and custom feeds and what have you. all i need is to see posts from the fellas i follow in the order they post em
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Lily 🍂🍄🌰🏮 @heartboppers.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
thank zenithar it’s fredas!!
screenshot of oblivion. there’s a drunk goblin sitting in a barrel with photoshopped pabst blue ribbon beers, cigarettes, some backwoods cigars, and a bottle of what i assume is hennessy
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Hyrax Every Hour @hyraxeveryhour.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
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maggie @cyrtonyx.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,679,525!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,679,525, maggie ‪@cyrtonyx.bsky.social‬, joined on Oct 23, 2023"
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Nick (ツ)/ @ikanacanyon.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Posting on the new app
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