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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does Nirvana still do a lunch buffet? #nolasky
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Intention jokes incoming...
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shaq, Kevin Hart, or Peyton Manning are already in every commercial on TV. Are we now going to see DJ Peyton?
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taysom never signed with anybody, huh?
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love that Angela Hill has achieved boss status in her later life.
Big pimpin Angela Hill
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The more I think about it, we had no business winning that game.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well I'll be damned
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shouldn't have left so much time on the clock.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Feels like it's 28-6, not 14-6.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Might have been more accurate to just list all of LSU as "doubtful."
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🙄 Still proud. Team showed heart.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go for 2!!!!!
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This happens every Saints game now. We shit the bed, crawl our way back, and then lose the game in heartbreaking fashion on the final play.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
static.klipy.com
One In A Million
Alt: One In A Million
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Remember when the Saints would lose a game, making us like 10-3, and we would all be so upset.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
AT&T needs to run a credit check on me to have a phone account put in my name? It's not like I'm buying a house or something.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nobody wants to pay more for anything (like garbage pick up) but we have to get rid of the "We're paying for two pickups, not one!" mindset. The bins are huge. No one should or could be generating that much trash in one week, especially when you have a recycle bin too.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wordle in 3, but fuck Connections today.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One of my favorites. youtu.be/kIdbsL7Oxb0?...
youtu.be
September Song
YouTube video by Willie Nelson - Topic
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Right now I'm more concerned about Skynet taking over than Katrina.
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Kevin Allman @kevinallman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well, that’s … one reaction.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There needs to be a name for when a website loads, you're about to click something, and then more of the website suddenly loads and you wind up clicking the wrong thing (usually an ad).
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
TIL in Cajun country, the T in T-Bob and other names represents "Petit." It's like Jr. Huh.
static.klipy.com
Now You Know The More You Know PSA
Alt: Now You Know The More You Know PSA
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John Hudgens @johnhudgens.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Needs to be a real cover someday... :)
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh, hey, gold pants! Wish we saw this look more often.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
There's a lot of bad things about the Drew Brees HOF bust, but the worst is they made it of him post hair transplant or whatever he did to his hairline.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I never did it, but was the Red Dress Run always so touristy?
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"You Are My Sunshine." The first verse is luvvy duvvy. Then it's despondence.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Does anyone NOT think Taysom is going to the Broncos?
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I haven't been too wowed by most of the Hubig's seasonal flavors but the banana one is great. Kept it in the fridge before I ate it. Perfect on a hot summer day.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Movie theaters aren't doing themselves any favors trying people to not watch from home when they have 30 minutes of previews and commercials after the published "start" of the movie. Not to mention a commercial for the very chain of theaters I'm already at.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
People of a certain age remember those "Dinner ready is a pizza?!" domestic violence PSAs in the 90s. Very effective, but I'd be thrilled if dinner ready was a pizza!
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Feels like a tropical storm is coming outside.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This would be a totally different game if it were Turkiye vs DR Congo.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Would've been funny if there were a wardrobe malfunction and the whole world got a glimpse of Grover's nipple.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Nothing says World Cup soccer like Tom Cruise.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What, you don't put on sunscreen like that?
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Look, these preseason games are important. It helps the coaches evaluate guys on the margin before the regular season starts.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
France: "You've heard of 28-3. But have you heard of Quatre-Zero?"
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
France is surrendering? Shocking.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Wordle is really reaching these days. Very often now, I'm like "OK, I guess that's a word."
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Are you going to play that trombone or not, fella?
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Soccer might be improved by skipping extra time and going straight to PKs.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Now the 40 NOLA READY texts that say, "Hey, it's raining pretty bad."
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Regardless, "explosive diarrhea" is a funny term.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We'll always have Bosnia and Herzegovina.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don't even like waffles, fuck it.
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Soccer is sooooooo boring!
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Is Trump going to talk to us after all this rain?
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cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'm so glad Balogun is going to play after all. If we lost because of that really sus red card, we'd be left with what-if the rest of our days. Like the Rams no call game.
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