cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 11hWhat exactly does the DDD do? Something as basic as this never comes up? 230
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Remember how much he complained how he couldn't find kale anywhere? 010
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's not too late to rename Isaias "Hurricane Ditka" in honor of Iron Mike. 000
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Seems better than DJ Shaq bobbing his head or whatever. 030
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It never gets mentioned how he and a bunch of guys like him switched parties in the mid 2000s. 010
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wasn't it supposed to be a genius lab or something? 110
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Reserved an Uber for an early drop-off at the airport. I get a text from the driver 5 minutes before my scheduled pick up: "Hey, I'm outside the Southwest terminal." 🤔 020
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026But if it's an appointment or reservation, then "on time" in the strictest sense. 010
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Depends. If guests show up early or even "on time", I find it very rude. "Fashionably late" is my MO (5-10 minutes) 100
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Voila. www.nola.com/news/french-...nola.com3 New Orleans gay bars end partnership offering free HIV testing under new managementThe decision prompted a torrent of online criticism directed at the bars and the company’s new manager, with many vowing to spend money at other LGBTQ+ spaces around the city. Here’s more. 041
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I will never forgive Jindal for completely gutting and underfunding UNO all in the name of austerity, lower taxes, Grover Norquist bullshit. He destroyed an institution for his presidential campaign that was dead on arrival. 083
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comJames Harden's Sassy Basketball MomentAlt: James Harden's Sassy Basketball Moment 010
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Does Nirvana still do a lunch buffet? #nolasky 111
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Shaq, Kevin Hart, or Peyton Manning are already in every commercial on TV. Are we now going to see DJ Peyton? 010
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I love that Angela Hill has achieved boss status in her later life. 010
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The more I think about it, we had no business winning that game. 010
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Shouldn't have left so much time on the clock. 101
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Might have been more accurate to just list all of LSU as "doubtful." 031
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Wish they'd gone for Dickie's Ray's Pascal's Manale. 000
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This happens every Saints game now. We shit the bed, crawl our way back, and then lose the game in heartbreaking fashion on the final play. 130
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comOne In A MillionAlt: One In A Million 000
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Remember when the Saints would lose a game, making us like 10-3, and we would all be so upset. 162
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026AT&T needs to run a credit check on me to have a phone account put in my name? It's not like I'm buying a house or something. 010
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026theonion.com/hamas-calls-...theonion.comHamas Calls For 'Giant Summit' With All IsraelisRAMALLAH, WEST BANK—After his militant Islamic party took the majority in Palestine’s recent elections, Ismail Haniyeh called for a "giant summit with all living Israelis" Monday, rekindling internati... 010
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026theonion.com/hamas-calls-...theonion.comHamas Calls For 'Giant Summit' With All IsraelisRAMALLAH, WEST BANK—After his militant Islamic party took the majority in Palestine’s recent elections, Ismail Haniyeh called for a "giant summit with all living Israelis" Monday, rekindling internati... 000
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I almost liked reading Fagan because his stuff was so appalling. 021
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Nobody wants to pay more for anything (like garbage pick up) but we have to get rid of the "We're paying for two pickups, not one!" mindset. The bins are huge. No one should or could be generating that much trash in one week, especially when you have a recycle bin too. 030
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026That's pretty on point. There would be comma splices though. 010
cypressneedles @cypressneedles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026One of my favorites. youtu.be/kIdbsL7Oxb0?...youtu.beSeptember SongYouTube video by Willie Nelson - Topic 000
