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@cylonmistress.bsky.social
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She/her I'm Finnish. I'm a geek. 🏳️‍🌈 I love books, bookbinding, knitting, crocheting, woodwork, and cats. I have opinions. I live in L-Space. I have Moyamoya and Epilepsy.

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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 7h
Day 7 of #31DaysofHorror and we are watching A Nightmare on Elm Street.
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Sane Lunatic @sanelunatic.bsky.social · 22h
I'm going through my old Twitter bookmarks and laughing my head off...
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Day 6 of #31DaysofHorror and we are watching Death Line.
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Day 5 of #31DaysofHorror and we are watching The Dead don't Die
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still coughing a fuck tonne. The cough medicine tastes of juniper berry, and I hate it so much.
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 4 of #31DaysofHorror and we are watching 30 Days of Night: Dark Days
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That was our first dud of the year. I will give one star to Ben Cotton and Harold Perrineau to share between them, but what a bloody ridiculous movie.
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
However, this movie has the worst blood I've EVER seen. It's seriously bad.
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, hey, at least the vampire "language" sounds better in this than in the original movie.
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can you: Cook: Absolutely Whistle: Yes. Draw: Nope. Paint: Nope. Swim: Yes. English: What the bloody hell is this!? Dance: Yes. Sing: Nope. Drive: No, although I am apparently safe to drive. Gift: Yes. Write: Depends. Guitar: Nope. Speak: Well, they never shut up on my planet.
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day 3 of #31DaysofHorror. Today, we are watching Black Christmas (1974)
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Christ, my whole torso hurts from all the coughing and sneezing. And I sound like a squeaky toy.
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Day 2 of #31DaysofHorror and we are watching Carry on Screaming 😍
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, isn't this a poo!? It's the start of horror month, and I'm poorly. I think I coughed at least half a lung out last night. And my nose is a bastard. Not much of a temperature, thankfully. I don't like the idea of a fever giving me a seizure... I do feel utterly rubbish, barely slept last night.
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Huzzah!! #31DaysofHorror is finally here ❤️ Our first movie is Robin Redbreast from 1970.
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't dracula
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Lestat (Sam Reid) Winks in Interview with Vampire
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alison is positively indecent in Bake off, and I love it
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Surely you mean early modern English? Actually, I don't care, I want this in my eyeballs now!!
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I decided to pick up a lace knitting project that I've been working on for quite some time in order to get back into knitting before I start with the new pattern. I've done this lace multiple times, but the last time I tried it, I really struggled with it. My brain just couldn't deal with it, which
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Having serious trouble getting started with this knitting pattern. I know what I need to do, it's just the doing of it... First, I need to copy the chart onto a bit of paper, which I already have in the project bag with the yarn on my side table. Right next to me!
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Ryuk Eating Apple in Death Note
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/03/2024
WORF: Captain, an unidentified vessel is on an intercept course.
PICARD: Send a hail, Mr. Data.
DATA: Yes sir.
DATA:
DATA: Sir, the vessel has left us on read.
PICARD: Hail them again.
DATA: The vessel has turned off read receipts, Captain. However, our sensors indicate they are still communicating with other vessels.
WORF: Outrageous! Arm photon torpedoes!
PICARD: Belay that order.
WORF: But Captain! This is a great dishonor! We can clearly see them posting but they do not respond to our hails!
PICARD: They do not owe us the emotional labor of a response, Mr. Worf.
RIKER: Mr. Data, can you check if they've made any wideband subspace vagueposts since we hailed them?
DATA: There has been one vaguepost, sir, referring to a "rando" vessel that is "obsessed" with them.
PICARD: Arm photon torpedoes.
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watching my comfort show and planning my first knitting project in donkey's years. Knitting is, unfortunately, more taxing for my brain than crocheting.
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Myth Busters: When In Doubt... C4
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We're watching X-Men Evolution. I didn't get into it at all when I first tried it. What with the teenagerness of it all. I think I only managed three to four episodes way back when, even the fact that Christopher Judge voices Magneto didn't help. We are in season three now, and I still get
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well, this episode of Criminal Minds is so full of amazing guest stars! Season 4, episode 17: Demonology. We have Carmen Argenziano, Roxanne Hart, Walton Goggins, James Remar, and Bruce Davison! Good grief 🤩
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We are watching my least favourite Jurassic World movie: Fallen Kingdom. I hate the end SO much. Almost as much as I hate Wheatley.
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Dan @danxduran.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
But on the other hand...
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Second time watching The Mandalorian and Grogu, and it still feels exactly like this
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Grogu Jumping On Bed
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Now KISS, goddammit!
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We've reached X-men Origins Wolverine in our sort of impromptu rewatch. Liev is just wrong for Sabertooth, and this Deadpool is awful.
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thunderstorm? Bloody hell...
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@scott.homestead (TikTok) introduces us to a sheepdog who fully believes this little lamb is his puppy: #AGoodPlace
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We have ploughed through most of Transformers Prime since the news of Peter Cullen's death. Only the movie left.
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🌿♥️ this pure love between sentient souls 🤎🩷💛❤️🤎🌱
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A sleepy cat in a shop window which reads: sleepy cat books.
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have to say that I really fucking detest the fact that it's still 18 degrees here and it is September
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Simpsons Snowmen Melt (Raiders Parody)
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Namàrië Professor.
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hate Star Wars "fans," rating movies badly and not going to the cinema to see them, just because it's not 100% catering to their specific wants and ideas of what Star Wars is. Entitled little twats.
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Mandalorian and Grogu!!!!
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Pyro6ix The Mandalorian And Grogu
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Lizbeth Myles @lizbethmyles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Still can't believe I'm actually part of this, but yes, yes I am... @paulcornell.bsky.social and I recorded a commentary track for only the most iconic of Hammer films. Also I was very good and did not spend entire time expounding on how beautiful Peter Cushing is. hammerfilms.com/products/dra...
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Dracula Limited Collector's Edition
Experience Hammer’s definitive horror classic as never before. Restored in stunning 4K from the best original archival materials, this landmark seven disc edition of Dracula reinstates footage believe...
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Transformers Prime, episode One Shall Rise - part 2: Miko having a go at Megatron reminds me of me 🤣
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
POV: Your school has a therapy cat. 📹 ig: pineconegoestoschool
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Michelle Kenneth @michellekenneth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This releases tomorrow. With a deeply personal Foreword from @stephengrahamjones.com. [Date noted] Sabine Baring-Gould's "The Book of Were-wolves" was first published in 1865. The earliest known study of lycanthropy.
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cylonmistress.bsky.social @cylonmistress.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Why don't you shave those fireworks up your fucking arse, you twant! You know it's fucking illegal to set them off in the goddamned centre of the town, you shit for brains. Summer season ending and the bastards are at it again because of course they are. Drunk people with fireworks - oh joy.
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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My daughter has been in the UK for the last few weeks and I’m tickled that I’m being discussed there, too, 😊: thebritishblacklist.co.uk/out-of-afric...
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