Reposted by Jen Powerdon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026bundy is pon de floor 1499
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026My Pokémon cards have arrived and now I have to go do things like I don't want to stay home and rip open the packs like I'm going to town on a rotisserie chicken 130
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Love that they printed a graphic on the disk showing the breakdown of where the tracks came from, hate that my favourite tracks from Mink Car didn't make it but maybe it's a sign I should keep an eye out for that album while out on my travels 000
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Found A User's Guide to They Might Be Giants today at a proper decent price so I'm ripping it to the pc and thought I'd look at the liner notes and glad I did, this is super helpful stuff 100
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Mocking my boyfriend for getting into a period drama from the 90s (Sharpe) even though he entertains me being into a period drama from the 70s (M*A*S*H). If he ever dumps me feel free to remind me of this post and that I've only got myself to blame 100
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It's funny that Sharpe is so tied to the phrase 'bastard' in that he technically is one but from what I can tell his superior officers are the ones who are absolute bastards. There's been several situations that I would've struggled cause I would have just shot my boss and to hell with it 100
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Lew has gotten into Sharpe and I totally get it (I think we're enjoying it for different reasons) but I can't help but worry we're a hair away from getting into John Wayne films and I'm sorry but I just can't we're not doing that 210
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The lower levels of the chart use scary music and that photoshopped dog picture which makes me freak out more, which makes my gamer boyfriend turn off the video and resort to jangling keys in front of my face for the rest of the bus journey 020
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Having a public meltdown on the bus until my podcaster gamer boyfriend shoves a phone in my face with a Commodore iceberg chart video 110
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sometimes I find shite news that's so out there I can't wait to tell my spouse and ruin his day. Gromit is a terf and supports glinner. That'll really piss in his cornflakes. 010
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Had the bug again tonight. His name is Kirby and he's my pal. 040
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Was inspired so tried to draw a KapuKapu and maybe there's something to this. I had fun at least. 2100
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Was putting together a wardrobe that says you should have two people make it and as I was shuffling the massive plywood pieces I thought to myself "I couldn't be a dragon shagging a car" and I feel like therapeutically it's worthless but I should still bring it up to my therapist anyway 000
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Discreet packaging but it's not for dildos it's for Pokémon cards so the posties don't know to "lose" it. Like to think the two ir receivers I ordered for the Xbox 360 weren't actually lost the postie just really needed them for Scene It! 020
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Pokémon center have taken my money so from now on I'm gonna be like Bart Simpson but instead of a spy camera it's "where's my Pokémon cards" until I get a notice saying it's lost in delivery 120
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I totally get why people love rollercoasters. Swarm and Stealth are what I call "AHHHHHH" rides in that's the noise I make, and I'm not sure if I prefer the "oh hohoho!" Rides like Flying Fish and Walking Dead. Saying that the leadup to the latter was "AHHHH" because of the tense atmosphere 000
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me, constantly since Friday: "you see going through the billboard on Swarm? Not too bad. Going under the billboard at that torn corner? Terrifying. You know it's not gonna take your head off but you can't help but flinch" 110
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Everyone's posting the scary guy from Pingu but for me it was "Ghost Or Mist?", the car advert which was apparently haunted by a ghostly apparition that appears next to the car. Thanks random Princeton student who hosted the video with the story you absolute bastard. 010
Reposted by Jen PowerStuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Reposting "Beard", one of the Decap Attacks by @teamsmithy.bsky.social (Art/letters), @clairetherhino.bsky.social (Colours) and myself (Writing), because it's still one of my favourite things I've been involved with. 34923
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Decided to play some PS2, what a fucking console. Brought an empty memory card over to Lewis's so I can start a rollercoaster world file over his and ended up diving into the taito legends collections, barely scratched the surface of them but some absolute bangers on there. 040
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026-chanting- bear night bear night Bear Night BEAR NIGHT! BEAR NIGHT! 220
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I tell ya what, seeing two discourses about SA at the same time is a real humdinger as a survivor of SA. Seeing some shit on here that really cements why it's so fucking hard to talk about it and even harder to get any kind of justice or resolution in a guise. 010
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hate that people don't ask themselves "why was this made? Has someone got an opinion or agenda they want to push with this?" And instead ask themselves "why is there so much art of women buying wonder bread? Is someone getting off on this?" To which the answer is yeah most likely 020
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh mate good luck! Hope you have fun and you meet some cool bears! 010
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Awww thanks Aidan! I've been nervous all week for multiple reasons about this and so hyped I had such a great time! 110
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Didn't realise I've actually got both, looks like this is going to be my personality now! Rollercoaster world is normally 50p and it's the one people talk about with the creepy ghost house ride, but I spent so long fucking around with the coaster maker. Can't remember what TPW's like on PS2 lmao 100
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A big reason why we tried to find paper maps was so I could try to build the park in rollercoaster world for PS2 but it looks like plans have changed lmao 220
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Awww thanks Kami! It wasn't in vain, I had such a great time! I can feel my voice is going hoarse already from screaming for my life on the big boy coasters 110
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Most fucked up thing about thorpe park is they'll often have fire pit stalls around so you can buy marshmallows and toast them HOWEVER it means that you'll be looking at rides figuring out what to go on and then you smell burning. What the fuck I kept thinking the lady di water ride was on fire 000
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Managed to fit onto swarm, stealth, flying fish and walking dead and haven't died but have also been making noises like goofy falling off of a cliff. I've been shaking everytime I step off of it don't think I'm gonna be a coasterhead but it's still great fun 141
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Going to a theme park today and keep alternating between "terrified I'm going to die on a ride" and "terrified I'm too fat to go on any ride" so hoping the two cancel each other out and I have a great time 100
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't listen to much instrumental outside of VGM, but man this song FUCKS youtu.be/1Y8ukWMvZyE?...youtu.beAlpha Male Tea Party - You Eat Houmous, Of Course You Listen To GenesisYouTube video by Superstar Destroyer 010
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Because of this whole hoopla I'm missing out on a good mate swinging by London and haven't been able to go see him which has me contemplating the expensive train to go visit him instead. Like living my best life is the shit that the meds are meant to help with what are we doing here 000
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Whenever I have the conversation with my therapist about help not being helpful I keep mentioning the limitations of the overworked underfunded NHS and she calls me intellectual and if it wasn't for the fact that I don't think she knows what a redditor is I'd take it as a massive insult 100
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not going to go into the weeds with it but having issues getting my repeat prescription Which means I've been waiting for the last two days refreshing the app saying there's no progress and I can't call to check on it until 11 and I've got much nicer things to do than cry and ask for my meds AND YET 100
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The funniest thing is when we're working on my ingrained belief that help is unhelpful so there's no point asking, then saying I'd like help for the sleeping or the anxiety and she straight up says I'll have to consider sources outside the NHS for that, like are you implying the help is unhelpful 011
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Was talking to my therapist about when I was up late cause my thoughts were racing and I couldn't switch off. She suggested next time I call Lewis and I shot that right down. Imagine your spouse waking you up at 3am cause they're still sad over bad posts they saw online, he gets enough of that as is 110
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I guess the big thing aswell is the influencer and YouTuber "perks", like press kits and HQ visits, are part of the job. I don't want that job so I'm not gonna bemoan the perks that people get from it. Those YouTubers were invited cause they had numbers, just like why that influencer got the gubbins 010
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Feel like I should clarify this isn't a subskeet I just remember the outrage at the time. You weren't like "why isn't it meee" you were like "why is it someone who infamously shat on their games" 100
Jen Power @cyberrazorcunt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's the whole "influencer isn't a true fan like me who would appreciate the milk from the company's teat whereas they squandered it and spit in their face". Kinda like when Sega decided to ignore smaller sonictubers and fan sites and collabed with YouTubers who shat on the games. Time's a circle 110